what in the fuck kind of spider is this? - GoFuckYourself.com

Jon Oso · 07-25-2009, 06:52 AM

I was walking across my condo and saw this little fucker run under the couch.

instead of trying to pull him out with a broom I just moved the whole couch away from the wall (I had cats... hence all the hair and I don't think I've ever cleaned underneath my couch) and had to snap a pic of this thing. Overall it was a little bigger than a silver dollar including legs.

I smashed the fucker good, cleaned under the couch and put my shoes back on after checking them.

Should I be worried about this thing or is it just creeping me out?

Scott McD · 07-25-2009, 06:54 AM

Oh shit !!

I'd probably have run out the house screaming like a girl.

(me no likey spiders)

jmcb420 · 07-25-2009, 06:58 AM

wow, that fuckers massive.

looks like a bird spider or other form of tarantula. Probobly harmless, but I would have killed the damn thing too.

now ive got the willies...........thanks.

San · 07-25-2009, 07:17 AM

wolf spider

seeandsee · 07-25-2009, 07:24 AM

nasty spider

brassmonkey · 07-25-2009, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by San

wolf spider

yep yep nice 1

PlugRush Sascha · 07-25-2009, 07:36 AM

If it's a wolf spider, it's harmless. You shouldn't have anything to worry about.

Machete_ · 07-25-2009, 07:44 AM

lots of pubic hair on your floor - nasty

Jon Oso · 07-25-2009, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by KrisH

lots of pubic hair on your floor - nasty

I got drunk and decided to shave my taint next to my couch one night and it must have just made it's way under there.

wyldblyss · 07-25-2009, 07:57 AM

We have a lot of spiders around our yard and such (they web up our cars nightly) and we have to have the house sprayed for them on a regular basis. You get used to them, just part of living by the lake

Manowar · 07-25-2009, 07:57 AM

wolf spiders look creepy as fuck but are generally harmless

John-ACWM · 07-25-2009, 11:27 AM

An ugly kind for sure.And I can't remember a nice kind.

d-null · 07-25-2009, 03:07 PM

wolf spiders are harmless and good at eating bugs around, looks like a female you killed there

STAROTICA · 07-25-2009, 03:09 PM

mild case of aracnofobia

iTouch! · 07-25-2009, 03:11 PM

Just hope it didn't lay any eggs in your couch

stickyfingerz · 07-25-2009, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by elitechris

Just hope it didn't lay any eggs in your ear

I fixed your statement...

Sosa · 07-25-2009, 05:34 PM

scary fucker it is

sortie · 07-25-2009, 05:38 PM

Can't look; too many pubes.

SomeCreep · 07-25-2009, 06:04 PM

That's a black widow, very deadly.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 07-25-2009, 06:20 PM

You "had" cats? Where did they go? Did the spider eat them?

P.S. If you still had cats, they'd most likely have eaten that thing.

VeriSexy · 07-25-2009, 07:41 PM

Beats me... but I'd crush it though

Valerie82 · 07-25-2009, 08:02 PM

I hate spiders

mrwilson · 07-25-2009, 08:59 PM

a dead one if you step on it :D

Jon Oso · 07-25-2009, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

You "had" cats? Where did they go? Did the spider eat them?

P.S. If you still had cats, they'd most likely have eaten that thing.

this was one of them... technically they were my ex's cats... 3 of them. So when I broke up with her and she moved out, she didn't have a place for them and I didn't want them as a constant reminder of her - so I gave them up. They found a good home.

Loki · 07-25-2009, 10:51 PM

-Loki-

Jon Oso · 07-25-2009, 10:58 PM

As I was looking for a shoe to squash the thing with it kept running around and I kept having to chase it and block it so it didn't run somewhere I couldn't get to.

It flashed into my head "So... When are you going to let me hit that?"

TiaLing · 07-25-2009, 11:28 PM

Yuck .... looks like some of the things i saw in costa rica a week ago ... tia

Elixir · 07-26-2009, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by STAROTICA

mild case of aracnofobia

Same here. I'd kill it for sure. When I was a kid we would find few big spiders and get two together in a jar. Little later they would make start to figh until one is dead. You could see the moment one bites the other and the biten starts to twich and eventually die. Really really scary. Scarier than any horror movie. Lucky us they dont get to big, I thing that spider one meter long would torn lions and tigers just like that.

mikesinner · 07-26-2009, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by San

wolf spider

They eat their young.

07-25-2009, 06:52 AM	#1
Jon Oso Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cardboard Box Posts: 2,241	what in the fuck kind of spider is this? I was walking across my condo and saw this little fucker run under the couch. instead of trying to pull him out with a broom I just moved the whole couch away from the wall (I had cats... hence all the hair and I don't think I've ever cleaned underneath my couch) and had to snap a pic of this thing. Overall it was a little bigger than a silver dollar including legs. I smashed the fucker good, cleaned under the couch and put my shoes back on after checking them. Should I be worried about this thing or is it just creeping me out? __________________ icq 416133583 My Blog Clips4Sale Store

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	wolf spiders look creepy as fuck but are generally harmless

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STAROTICA So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 1,079	mild case of aracnofobia

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Jon Oso Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cardboard Box Posts: 2,241	As I was looking for a shoe to squash the thing with it kept running around and I kept having to chase it and block it so it didn't run somewhere I couldn't get to. It flashed into my head "So... When are you going to let me hit that?" __________________ icq 416133583 My Blog Clips4Sale Store

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