Beers In The Freezer - How Long Until They Are VERY Cold? - GoFuckYourself.com

BFT3K · 07-29-2009, 05:52 PM

I just put room temperature Heineken bottles in the freezer. I'm thinking 2 hours until they are very cold, but not yet frozen.

Any advice, based on experience?

Evil Chris · 07-29-2009, 05:53 PM

Heineken (or any good beer) is to be consumed slightly chilled. Not ice cold.

BFT3K · 07-29-2009, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris

Heineken (or any good beer) is to be consumed slightly chilled. Not ice cold.

I know, but I'm in the mood for some ice cold beer, and I don't have any other beers in the house.

Spunky · 07-29-2009, 05:59 PM

A couple hours should do the trick,check them in a hour and half

cherrylula · 07-29-2009, 06:07 PM

watch out, too long and when you take them out and pop them open they will turn into ice...

it is like magic

BVF · 07-29-2009, 06:17 PM

10 minutes if it's a good freezer.

brassmonkey · 07-29-2009, 06:20 PM

drink them hot pussy just kiddin 25-30mins

CaptainHowdy · 07-29-2009, 06:23 PM

On my freezer 30 minutes top...

ArsewithClass · 07-29-2009, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K

I just put room temperature Heineken bottles in the freezer. I'm thinking 2 hours until they are very cold, but not yet frozen.

Any advice, based on experience?

Heineken, "probably" 2hours shall do it... appologies for the advert.

mmcfadden · 07-29-2009, 06:28 PM

coors light has color coded beer cans... blue mountains means cold beer. shameless plug for a company i do not represent nor drink their beer

sandman! · 07-29-2009, 06:29 PM

15 min if you have a good freezer.

Jon Oso · 07-29-2009, 06:30 PM

throw it in a cooler 1/2 water, put beer in, put in salt and add ice, it will be cold in a few minutes.

BFT3K · 07-29-2009, 06:32 PM

I'll test the first one out at the 1 hour mark. Mugs are in the freezer as well. I find myself watching the clock. Is that the sign of an alcoholic?

Nicky · 07-29-2009, 06:32 PM

30min should be enough.

SilentKnight · 07-29-2009, 06:33 PM

In Canada we put the beer on the back steps for 10-15 mins. and let Jack Frost do the rest.

Actually, our local beer store does a good job of keepin' the beer damn cold - good to drink right away.

BFT3K · 07-29-2009, 06:52 PM

Okay, first beer at 1 hour in the freezer. It is cold. Not bad.

I'll test another one out in 15 minutes, and see if it is noticeably colder.

fujiko · 07-29-2009, 07:05 PM

45mins ..1 hr tops

Socks · 07-29-2009, 07:09 PM

The key is to put it in your freezer where the fan blows the cold air in. If the bottle is next the fan, it speeds up the chill process by leagues. I set my timer for 10 minutes yesterday with two beers in there and they were certifiably cold. I have a regular fridge freezer, nothing fancy. You might need to leave the door open for a minute to get the fan started.

If I were to put them in my deep freezer, they would take a few hours.

Another good way is under cold running water, or in a bucket with water and ice.

Boozer · 07-29-2009, 07:09 PM

ice water is still the quickest method

BFT3K · 07-29-2009, 07:12 PM

Okay, new beer at 1 hour 20 minutes. This is a very cold beer. I'm moving all of the remaining freezer beers to the fridge now, just to be safe.

Another successful experiment! GOD BLESS EVERYONE!

SilentKnight · 07-29-2009, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Boozer

ice water is still the quickest method

ftw

A neighbour used to have an old Coca-Cola chest freezer - kept beer chilled in water and when it came out it was cold enough to hurt your teeth and freeze your throat all the way down.

comeplay · 07-29-2009, 07:15 PM

you'd be surprised what cold water coming out of a faucet with a beer being rolled in your hands will do

BFT3K · 07-29-2009, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks

The key is to put it in your freezer where the fan blows the cold air in. If the bottle is next the fan, it speeds up the chill process by leagues. I set my timer for 10 minutes yesterday with two beers in there and they were certifiably cold. I have a regular fridge freezer, nothing fancy. You might need to leave the door open for a minute to get the fan started.

If I were to put them in my deep freezer, they would take a few hours.

Another good way is under cold running water, or in a bucket with water and ice.

Your freezer has a blower fan?

BFT3K · 07-29-2009, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso

throw it in a cooler 1/2 water, put beer in, put in salt and add ice, it will be cold in a few minutes.

For beer ice cream, use rock salt and dry ice.

donkevlar · 07-29-2009, 07:34 PM

Ice water. Salt. Put THAT in the freezer. 30 mins.

donkevlar · 07-29-2009, 07:34 PM

Anyone have one of those new fridges with the superfast cooling compartment?

Socks · 07-29-2009, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K

Your freezer has a blower fan?

Yeah, doesn't most people's?

I have a regular Kenmore fridge bought in the last 10 years, simple enough. It makes stuff cold.

BFT3K · 07-29-2009, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks

Yeah, doesn't most people's?

I have a regular Kenmore fridge bought in the last 10 years, simple enough. It makes stuff cold.

I never noticed a blower, but maybe....

I was thinking cold freon tubes or something.

2012 · 07-29-2009, 09:07 PM

2 hours ? if you like frozen beer ...

slapass · 07-29-2009, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso

throw it in a cooler 1/2 water, put beer in, put in salt and add ice, it will be cold in a few minutes.

I use a big bowl. throw 4 beers in the bowl with ice and in 3 minutes you have really cold beer. I have tried the salt but did not notice that it was faster.

Jon Oso · 07-29-2009, 09:19 PM

salt lowers the freezing point of ice. I don't know if it's faster but it will definitely make it colder

brassmonkey · 07-29-2009, 09:26 PM

damn and i dont drink anymore ill have a fuckin tea

papagmp · 07-29-2009, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

I never noticed a blower, but maybe....

Damn - I can tell the minute I meet a blower - she's the one with her teeth in the jar and her lips all puckered up

I've had too many beers.......

d-null · 07-29-2009, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris

Heineken (or any good beer) is to be consumed slightly chilled. Not ice cold.

good beer should be served around 40 degrees farenheit

VeriSexy · 07-30-2009, 12:06 AM

15-20 mins is the perfect time

tranza · 07-30-2009, 06:00 AM

I think 2 hours is too much!

u-Bob · 07-30-2009, 06:13 AM

depends on your freezer

Ross · 07-30-2009, 06:33 AM

15-20 mins is cold enough to enjoy, by the time you're done the others are even colder.

San · 07-30-2009, 06:59 AM

watch it man, they could blow up

Deesnuts · 07-30-2009, 09:53 AM

way to long

CDSmith · 07-30-2009, 10:13 AM

2 hours in a deep freezer should turn them to beercicles. I wouldn't leave beer in mine for more than half an hour.

In the freezer of the fridge maybe 45 minutes tops.

As others have said a cooler works best, pile of ice in there, a little water, shove in the beers and in about 20 mins to half an hour you're good to start drinking. If you're using a frozen beer mug so much the better.

who · 07-30-2009, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris

Heineken (or any good beer) is to be consumed slightly chilled. Not ice cold.

Muahahaha Heineken is good beer to you.... oh man..

Hentaikid · 07-30-2009, 10:22 AM

it'll cool faster if it's touching the sides, put them lying down, butt to the back, 30 min should be more than enough

JC Maldini · 07-30-2009, 10:31 AM

Feezer?? No no no!!

Just cool, not cold, nice and creamy...the only way to have a beer. Guinness that is

C-Luv · 07-30-2009, 10:32 AM

A couple hours or so....

Fucksakes · 07-30-2009, 10:38 AM

I throw like 4-5 in freezer.. drink one warm... than grab another from freezer.. drink that one and repeat till i notice they are cold enough and move them to the fridge with the rest. or just use bucket of ice

Tom_PM · 07-30-2009, 10:39 AM

Salted ice water for the win. Five or 10 minutes or so? The salt is the key.

"When crushed ice combines with equal amounts and water, the water's temperature usually cools to about 32 degrees Fahrenheit, the melting point of ice, and the freezing point of water.

Adding salt to the icy water, however, actually cools the water below 32 degrees fahrenheit"

So the melted ice from salt is colder than the ice itself. A can or bottle floating in that is chilly quick.

Bird · 07-30-2009, 11:06 AM

Stick it in Ice water for 20 min

bbobby86 · 07-30-2009, 11:23 AM

2 h isn`t little...?

paymeback · 07-30-2009, 11:23 AM

They tested a shitload of methods on mythbusters way back, not sure which was fastest but :/

07-29-2009, 05:52 PM	#1
BFT3K Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Narnia Posts: 10,764	Beers In The Freezer - How Long Until They Are VERY Cold? I just put room temperature Heineken bottles in the freezer. I'm thinking 2 hours until they are very cold, but not yet frozen. Any advice, based on experience?

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BFT3K Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Narnia Posts: 10,764	I'll test the first one out at the 1 hour mark. Mugs are in the freezer as well. I find myself watching the clock. Is that the sign of an alcoholic?

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SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	In Canada we put the beer on the back steps for 10-15 mins. and let Jack Frost do the rest. Actually, our local beer store does a good job of keepin' the beer damn cold - good to drink right away.

07-29-2009, 06:52 PM	#16
BFT3K Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Narnia Posts: 10,764	Okay, first beer at 1 hour in the freezer. It is cold. Not bad. I'll test another one out in 15 minutes, and see if it is noticeably colder.

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Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,478	The key is to put it in your freezer where the fan blows the cold air in. If the bottle is next the fan, it speeds up the chill process by leagues. I set my timer for 10 minutes yesterday with two beers in there and they were certifiably cold. I have a regular fridge freezer, nothing fancy. You might need to leave the door open for a minute to get the fan started. If I were to put them in my deep freezer, they would take a few hours. Another good way is under cold running water, or in a bucket with water and ice.

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BFT3K Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Narnia Posts: 10,764	Okay, new beer at 1 hour 20 minutes. This is a very cold beer. I'm moving all of the remaining freezer beers to the fridge now, just to be safe. Another successful experiment! GOD BLESS EVERYONE!

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Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Salted ice water for the win. Five or 10 minutes or so? The salt is the key. "When crushed ice combines with equal amounts and water, the water's temperature usually cools to about 32 degrees Fahrenheit, the melting point of ice, and the freezing point of water. Adding salt to the icy water, however, actually cools the water below 32 degrees fahrenheit" So the melted ice from salt is colder than the ice itself. A can or bottle floating in that is chilly quick. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.