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The Duck · 08-30-2009, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

I am totally for population control.... they can be the first ones to be minimized.

If we minimize them enough we can soak them in vodka and put them up our assholes.

quiet · 08-30-2009, 12:59 PM

my brother once shoved some morphine pills up his ass for shits and giggles. definitely had an effect lol.

dallasnovelty · 08-30-2009, 01:15 PM

I have known people who had to take their percocet and such anally and it will hit hard and fast. Some doctors actually prescribe some pills to be taken that way because it doesnt get filtered and absorbed by liver/kidneys. I have to take OcyContin and Percocet everyday and i have to have blood tests every 60 days for metals in my blood and liver/kidney function.

Dood · 08-30-2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dallasnovelty

I have known people who had to take their percocet and such anally

A suppository? Isn't that what the guy in Trainspotting took but then pooped it out and went swimming in the toilet looking for it?

BobG · 08-30-2009, 02:00 PM

lmao. Damn, ratings must be in the tank for that show to have to go there.

18teens · 08-30-2009, 06:07 PM

I've fucking heard it all now. Dumb asses.

DonovanTrent · 08-30-2009, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by quiet

my brother once shoved some morphine pills up his ass for shits and giggles. definitely had an effect lol.

OK, first of all, using the phrase "for shits and giggles" is ill advised when you're talking about someone shoving something up their ass.

Second, was said "effect" from the morphine or from the ass-shoving?

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08-30-2009, 12:59 PM	#52
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	my brother once shoved some morphine pills up his ass for shits and giggles. definitely had an effect lol.

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BobG Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,274	lmao. Damn, ratings must be in the tank for that show to have to go there.

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18teens Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,605	I've fucking heard it all now. Dumb asses.