I shot a dog last night - Animal lovers, do not read this thread. - Page 3 - GoFuckYourself.com

pentae · 08-31-2009, 08:50 AM

Your my hero, but get pics. Even pics of the heads on the stakes out the front of your house would be great for all. That is, of course, unless your completely full of shit.

kristin · 08-31-2009, 08:56 AM

I'm not an animal lover by any means, but that's still a fucked up story.

fuzebox · 08-31-2009, 09:24 AM

When I posted a thread a couple years ago about being attacked and bitten by a crazy street dog, all of GFY's animal lovers came on criticizing me for "challenging the dog" by "looking it in the eyes" or "showing my teeth" or some bullshit like that.

The fact is, people who have never been outside of the USA don't know what a city/country infested with street dogs looks like. These aren't your pets, and they are a serious problem.

fuzebox · 08-31-2009, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

Maybe I am ignorant, after all I've never actually been there but every thing DWM posts about Thailand just makes it sound like such a horrid shithole.

Posting "another relaxing day, I lay in my hammock all day, drank 12 beers, and am enjoying 80F temperatures in November" every day would get old. Those of us who live in third world countries are used to the average day to day lifestyle and only post when something pisses us off

NetHorse · 08-31-2009, 09:46 AM

Wow. Okay so I get that these dogs are wild, out of control and likely sick so maybe they need to be put down.

However, you're a fucking weirdo brutalizing them with machetes and chopping their heads off. Seek help dude.

2012 · 08-31-2009, 09:51 AM

08-31-2009, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Blackamooka

What the fuck are you talking about? I never said anything about homeless or hungry dogs. in fact, most of the dogs I saw were overweight and chillin like a villian on the fuckin beaches of Ko Chang, saggy nuts and all. I was there on my honeymoon, not whoring it up on the streets of Pattaya. Next time, try not to be such a presumptuous little cunt.

Read what you posted dumbass. You sounded like a fucking tool and you still do.

DWB · 08-31-2009, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

Thanks Quiet and DWB for opening my eyes. I shouldn't base my opinion on a country around some stories posted on this and other boards. I guess I am just used to my quiet life in Canada. It still seems strange how many whores there are there but I guess thats poverty for you.

What happens is, guys come here and only do tourist things and see the whores. Then, that's all they take home from the place. But, there is so much more here than that, you just have to go outside of the tourist zones to see it.

DWB · 08-31-2009, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by NetHorse

Wow. Okay so I get that these dogs are wild, out of control and likely sick so maybe they need to be put down.

However, you're a fucking weirdo brutalizing them with machetes and chopping their heads off. Seek help dude.

Can't I kill with a little flare? What fun is shooting them all the time? A gun is not even fair, but if they are too big, they have to be shot. I'd rather it just me, my machete, and them. That's a fair fight.

And do you think they would spare YOU if they got you in a pack? They would rip you from limb to limb, no remorse. Well, it goes both ways as far as I'm concerned.

themadwriter · 08-31-2009, 02:09 PM

wild story, like the fucking wild west where you live!

MattJustin · 08-31-2009, 03:53 PM

why did you feel the need to share this sick thread with us?

lots of us here on GFY love dogs and this is sad.. glad i don't live in that shithole

NetHorse · 09-01-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Can't I kill with a little flare? What fun is shooting them all the time? A gun is not even fair, but if they are too big, they have to be shot. I'd rather it just me, my machete, and them. That's a fair fight.

And do you think they would spare YOU if they got you in a pack? They would rip you from limb to limb, no remorse. Well, it goes both ways as far as I'm concerned.

They're animals, would they rip you from limb to limb? Maybe. Does that mean you're not fucked in the head for brutalizing them the way you did? No. Like I said, seek help.

Best of luck.

Titan · 09-01-2009, 04:55 PM

I bet nobody messes with you

09-01-2009, 05:11 PM

DWB = Dog Whisperer.

Dead · 09-01-2009, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Can't I kill with a little flare? What fun is shooting them all the time? A gun is not even fair, but if they are too big, they have to be shot. I'd rather it just me, my machete, and them. That's a fair fight.

And do you think they would spare YOU if they got you in a pack? They would rip you from limb to limb, no remorse. Well, it goes both ways as far as I'm concerned.

Dog Eat Dog........

JP513 · 09-01-2009, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

pics or it never happened.

truth police strikes again.

LONG wiki here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_meat

JP513 · 09-02-2009, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by RadicalSights

Hate to tell ya this but no "normal" person would be doing the stuff you do. It's highly abnormal behavior to go around killing animals and cutting their heads off and placing them around for whatever reasons.

Just saying...

I love how some people judge right vs. wrong based on their perception of what is "normal" or "abnormal."

But hey, there's a lot of sheep in this world.

JP513 · 09-02-2009, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

What happens is, guys come here and only do tourist things and see the whores. Then, that's all they take home from the place. But, there is so much more here than that, you just have to go outside of the tourist zones to see it.

And only a few are willing to venutre out. Well said DWB.

DWB · 09-02-2009, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MattJustin

glad i don't live in that shithole

That makes two of us.

DWB · 09-02-2009, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Titan

I bet nobody messes with you

You would think, but...

I used to have a house with a small pond in the front. We kept it loaded with fish, lots of them. There are walls and a security gate entrance to the property, not the easiest place to enter. Over a period of a few months, the locals would come onto my property at night and steal my fish. I guess my pond was easier to catch fish than the ocean so they ended up taking every single fish out of my pond.

It took a while to figure out what was going on, so we had CCTV installed and caught them red handed on video. Though, it wasn't worth the hassle of fighting with them, and I figured if they were that hungry, they could have my fish. In return, I take their dogs.

DWB · 09-02-2009, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by pentae

Your my hero, but get pics. Even pics of the heads on the stakes out the front of your house would be great for all. That is, of course, unless your completely full of shit.

It's one thing to kill them so they don't bite you or harm the kids, but to take photos of their demise and post it on the internet... THAT is a little crazy.

However, as many GFYers know, me casa es tu casa. Anytime you're in Thailand, hit me up and you can kill some with me. Hell, I may even let you fuck my woman if she takes a fancy to you. Just be prepared for her to fuck you back.

Major (Tom) · 09-02-2009, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Their assholes hanging out, red, swollen, tits dragging on the ground, dogs dragging their itchy asses on the pavement... real fucked up dogs. .

This passage had me on my ass laughing!
Why are their assholes hanging out? worms perhaps? Has to be I would assume.
LMK
duke

DWB · 09-02-2009, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

This passage had me on my ass laughing!
Why are their assholes hanging out? worms perhaps? Has to be I would assume.
LMK
duke

I guess. Some of them are a mess.

In fact, some are so bad, they will use their two front legs to DRAG their ass across the ground, not using their hind legs. Poor fuckers.

Some of them only have three legs. Some two legs. Some are blind, some have no teeth. It's really sad.

blazin · 09-02-2009, 03:06 AM

Best story yet on GFY....

The Duck · 09-02-2009, 11:09 AM

Epic story man, epic.

lazerbunny · 09-02-2009, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by PornAddict

Next time, chop of the head of the biggest dog and wear his head as a mask and run around and scare the locals. Do this at night. Who knows... you may become the equivalent of Batman. Every town needs a vigilante.

- PornAddict

dynastoned · 09-02-2009, 11:36 AM

rofl @ the all the people pissing and moaning about the dogs. lol but after reading this thread i think i wanna goto thailand. sounds like it would be a lot of fun.

09-02-2009, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I guess. Some of them are a mess.

In fact, some are so bad, they will use their two front legs to DRAG their ass across the ground, not using their hind legs. Poor fuckers.

Some of them only have three legs. Some two legs. Some are blind, some have no teeth. It's really sad.

Do they have animal shelters and animal rescue groups there?

DWB · 09-02-2009, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB

Do they have animal shelters and animal rescue groups there?

We called the cops a few times as well as a few animal shelters. There are just too many wild animals in the area for them to help them all.

crockett · 09-02-2009, 03:12 PM

I think he should have his forum nick changed to DirtyDogKiller..

xxweekxx · 09-02-2009, 03:15 PM

all you idiots should go down to a 3rd world country.. those dogs ARENT pets..

i am in panama.. come here and try to pet one of those street dogs.. they'll bite you and youll die of AIDS,herpes,and rabbies in 24hrs

Sukiho · 09-02-2009, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

lolllll all good points.... why not include some about the girls?

a) you can get blown at a bar while drinking beers with your pals by a hot girl for $15
b) you can take 3 girls for 24 hours and it cost you under $100
c) there's more hookers per square inch in pattaya than anywhere else in the world
d) hookers in SE Asia are more like normal schoolgirls who want cash (ass opposed to the fucked up drug addicts you ppl in the USA think of 'hookers' as. these girls actually are working to send most of their money back to their families in the rice paddies.

That's just a few offhand.... Thailand is my paradise on earth and I hope none of you comes here, ever.

if you believe d) then your in for problems, thats what they want you to believe but spend some time with any and they turn out to be fucked up drug addicts

$5 submissions · 09-02-2009, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyandin

Those same people happened to be the kindest, most wonderful people I have ever had the privelage of spending time with. Furthermore, they were humble and not totally enslaved by ambition for fortune like so many of us are, which made their lives much less stressful, and allowed them to focus on family and matters of the self much more.

Same applies to many parts of the Philippines. I love the Philippines.

tommypimp · 09-03-2009, 12:02 AM

Welcome to Thailand.
Where do you live? BKK or PTT?

DWB · 09-03-2009, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by tommypimp

Welcome to Thailand.
Where do you live? BKK or PTT?

I live in a sleepy fishing village on the outskirts of Pattaya. It's about a 12 minute car drive down Shukimvit Road. Imagine Pattaya 20+ years ago, no traffic, no commercial development, no pollution, a super clean beach and no ladyboys or drug addict whores. It's heaven on earth. Unfortunately, there wild dogs everywhere.

MrMaxwell · 09-05-2009, 05:13 PM

I don't understand why you couldn't just leave out big piles of dark chocolate mixed with hamburger.. . . for a few weeks.. .. therobromine or some shit
You'd get them all, eventually. .

iTouch! · 09-05-2009, 05:31 PM

can i buy a dog?

DWB · 09-05-2009, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I don't understand why you couldn't just leave out big piles of dark chocolate mixed with hamburger.. . . for a few weeks.. .. therobromine or some shit
You'd get them all, eventually. .

I don't want to kill them all. Only the violent ones need to die. There are plenty of good dogs in the neighborhood.

dyna mo · 11-05-2018, 11:29 AM

cool story bro, especially the part where you chopped the dog's head off and stuck it on the fence!

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fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,013	When I posted a thread a couple years ago about being attacked and bitten by a crazy street dog, all of GFY's animal lovers came on criticizing me for "challenging the dog" by "looking it in the eyes" or "showing my teeth" or some bullshit like that. The fact is, people who have never been outside of the USA don't know what a city/country infested with street dogs looks like. These aren't your pets, and they are a serious problem.

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Vexes Guest Posts: n/a	DWB = Dog Whisperer.

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dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	rofl @ the all the people pissing and moaning about the dogs. lol but after reading this thread i think i wanna goto thailand. sounds like it would be a lot of fun.

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09-03-2009, 12:02 AM	#134
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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	I don't understand why you couldn't just leave out big piles of dark chocolate mixed with hamburger.. . . for a few weeks.. .. therobromine or some shit You'd get them all, eventually. .

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,919	cool story bro, especially the part where you chopped the dog's head off and stuck it on the fence!