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fuzebox · 09-07-2009, 07:35 AM

Bump so the monday-friday crowd doesn't miss out on this.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-07-2009, 07:43 AM

the thread that will never die

fmltube · 09-07-2009, 07:44 AM

Yeah, appreciate it. However, I got the hook up.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-07-2009, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by fmltube

Yeah, appreciate it. However, I got the hook up.

fmltube · 09-07-2009, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSlutty

I just shared some of my professional mainstream work and there is a company that has hired me to do some freelance work so its all good. Feel free to crawl to the gloryhole and suck some more cock Slutty.

Agent 488 · 09-07-2009, 07:47 AM

whatever dude.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-07-2009, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by fmltube

I just shared some of my professional mainstream work and there is a company that has hired me to do some freelance work so its all good. Feel free to crawl to the gloryhole and suck some more cock Slutty.

Please invite them in this thread for all to see

fmltube · 09-07-2009, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSlutty

Please invite them in this thread for all to see

That's how they contacted me and they warned me that you and budsbabe were just a couple of cocksuckers and not to pay any attention to frustrated little boys. I think that was awesome advice.

Agent 488 · 09-07-2009, 08:10 AM

why do you talk so much about sucking cocks so much dude?

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Originally Posted by fmltube

That's how they contacted me and they warned me that you and budsbabe were just a couple of cocksuckers and not to pay any attention to frustrated little boys. I think that was awesome advice.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-07-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by fmltube

That's how they contacted me and they warned me that you and budsbabe were just a couple of cocksuckers and not to pay any attention to frustrated little boys. I think that was awesome advice.

Sure they did delusional boy.

fmltube · 09-07-2009, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes

why do you talk so much about sucking cocks so much dude?

First off lady boy, I am a chick but I understand how it may be hard for you and the ThePutty since neither of you have probably seen a women nude in real life before. Its ok. Second, you did your best to try and derail my success and have failed miserably. I am sure you are used it. Its normal for you and ThePutty. And third, reading both of your guys' posts, one can only envision one of you on your knees sucking the other one off while posting on GFY.

Agent 488 · 09-07-2009, 08:20 AM

you a top or bottom man?

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Originally Posted by fmltube

First off lady boy, I am a chick but I understand how it may be hard for you and the ThePutty since neither of you have probably seen a women nude in real life before. Its ok. Second, you did your best to try and derail my success and have failed miserably. I am sure you are used it. Its normal for you and ThePutty. And third, reading both of your guys' posts, one can only envision one of you on your knees sucking the other one off while posting on GFY.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-07-2009, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fmltube

First off lady boy, I am a chick but I understand how it may be hard for you and the ThePutty since neither of you have probably seen a women nude in real life before. Its ok. Second, you did your best to try and derail my success and have failed miserably. I am sure you are used it. Its normal for you and ThePutty. And third, reading both of your guys' posts, one can only envision one of you on your knees sucking the other one off while posting on GFY.

No one actually believes that you received any sort of help. You're that delusional teacher type that actually thinks they are making a difference. No one actually came to your aid so now you're in that position where you have to act like you were given a hand out. Unless it was Dave playing captain save a hoe of course.

Agent 488 · 09-07-2009, 08:22 AM

fouth, you have an obsession with ladyboys. not that there is anything wrong with that.

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Originally Posted by fmltube

First off lady boy, I am a chick but I understand how it may be hard for you and the ThePutty since neither of you have probably seen a women nude in real life before. Its ok. Second, you did your best to try and derail my success and have failed miserably. I am sure you are used it. Its normal for you and ThePutty. And third, reading both of your guys' posts, one can only envision one of you on your knees sucking the other one off while posting on GFY.

fmltube · 09-07-2009, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSlutty

No one actually believes that you received any sort of help. You're that delusional teacher type that actually thinks they are making a difference. No one actually came to your aid so now you're in that position where you have to act like you were given a hand out. Unless it was Dave playing captain save a hoe of course.

Hand out? Not at all. And your jealousy of Dave is very unattractive and shows what a asshole you are.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-07-2009, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by fmltube

Hand out? Not at all. And your jealousy of Dave is very unattractive and shows what a asshole you are.

You really are as stupid as CyberClaire and JaneB

nation-x · 09-07-2009, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSlutty

You really are as stupid as CyberClaire and JaneB

That isn't a true comparison... This idiot is much more of an idiot than those 2.

fris · 09-07-2009, 08:38 AM

hopefully you are more sucessful than your tube site

fmltube · 09-07-2009, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

hopefully you are more sucessful than your tube site

Actually my tube is moving along just fine and is working well.

fris · 09-07-2009, 08:43 AM

4million alexa rank, ya i can see the traffic flowing in

nation-x · 09-07-2009, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by fmltube

Actually my tube is moving along just fine and is working well.

Umm... yeah... Alexa Rank: 3,389,230

urgeag · 09-07-2009, 08:46 AM

Has anyone pointed out that you are already in porn with your tube...maybe more time spent on building your site and getting traffic would actually make you enough to buy the equip you need.

You seem to be cutting on a lot of people that could actually teach you how to get that traffic you need so you could really be 'independent' and not have to "take direction from anyone"

as for this one:

"I thought you would treat your affiliates better D. Is this an incorrect assumption?"

I am a newb too, but have you sent him any sales, if not what makes you call yourself an affiliate???

fmltube · 09-07-2009, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by nation-x

Umm... yeah... Alexa Rank: 3,389,230

Alexa is bullshit. What matters is I am making the sales so its all good. I could give a fuck about ranking as long as the money is flowing.

nation-x · 09-07-2009, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by fmltube

Alexa is bullshit. What matters is I am making the sales so its all good. I could give a fuck about ranking as long as the money is flowing.

Some of us are experienced webmasters with many years under our belt.

fmltube · 09-07-2009, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by urgeag

Has anyone pointed out that you are already in porn with your tube...maybe more time spent on building your site and getting traffic would actually make you enough to buy the equip you need.

You seem to be cutting on a lot of people that could actually teach you how to get that traffic you need so you could really be 'independent' and not have to "take direction from anyone"

as for this one:

"I thought you would treat your affiliates better D. Is this an incorrect assumption?"

I am a newb too, but have you sent him any sales, if not what makes you call yourself an affiliate???

Where is it written that we are in business to be a friend? Frankly I could care less how everyone else does in business. Appeasing assholes like ThePutty or budsbabes who will offer nothing close to guidance or learning is not high on my list. Those like Mike South or Dave are valued because of their approach and advice. They use tact and professionalism, whether they agree or not.

As for sending a sale or not to D, maybe no sale today. Maybe 10 next week. But just like you said about me cutting on the moron twins, its still not smart to cut on an affiliate who is building and sending traffic his way. What is minimal today will grow in the future. Its my job to send traffic, its the sponsors job to convert it.

fmltube · 09-07-2009, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by nation-x

Some of us are experienced webmasters with many years under our belt.

And that should mean what to me exactly? That's an honest question. Do you expect me to bow to you? Do you want a medal?

baddog · 09-07-2009, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by fmltube

That's how they contacted me and they warned me that you and budsbabe were just a couple of cocksuckers and not to pay any attention to frustrated little boys. I think that was awesome advice.

Yeah, I wonder how many people believe that.

fmltube · 09-07-2009, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Yeah, I wonder how many people believe that.

If they wish to reveal themselves, they are more than welcome to but I am sure they won't because of the endless bullshit.

marcop · 09-07-2009, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by fmltube

Option A) I am looking for someone who would be interested in investing in an equipment purchase in exchange for a specific number of scenes including stills and editing complete with 2257 docs and exclusive ownership of the product. No catch involved. Provide an HMC150, Ill shoot the number of required scenes and everyone goes off happy.

I want one of these new Canon 7D DSLR's: http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/produc...R_Digital.html--they're about $1,800. If someone will buy me one, I'll shoot the required number of scenes... I've done well over 1,000 photo/video shoots in the last 11+ years, so I have a track record. Thanks.

Machete_ · 09-07-2009, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by fmltube

Alexa is bullshit. What matters is I am making the sales so its all good. I could give a fuck about ranking as long as the money is flowing.

you got one page index by google and compete.com dont know you

TheAmericanCannibal · 09-07-2009, 09:53 AM

Melissa- I will give you some advice when it comes to posting here to most of these webmasters.

Arguing on GFY is like winning the Special Olympics-

Even if you win, you are still retarded.

That been said, I wish you all the best

fmltube · 09-07-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Melissa- I will give you some advice when it comes to posting here to most of these webmasters.

Arguing on GFY is like winning the Special Olympics-

Even if you win, you are still retarded.

That been said, I wish you all the best

Advice taken KB.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-07-2009, 10:45 AM

I have found the missing link.

http://fmltube.wordpress.com/

She must be a millionaire.

mikesouth · 09-07-2009, 01:34 PM

people who are playing whipout with alexa rankings are indeed morons

alexa is pretty much meaningless

ask people who bought advertising from frances Koening or whatever his name is.

Dirty D · 09-07-2009, 01:41 PM

Actually Alexa is plenty accurate.

It shows shit traffic as well as quality traffic.
As in the iPorn case (Francis Koenig), I used Alexa to determine that it was indeed shit traffic.

Alexa is more than just a ranking... or a tool to measure your epenis.
It is a great webmaster tool that has much more to offer a webmaster doing research.

Dirty D · 09-07-2009, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by fmltube

I thought you would treat your affiliates better D. Is this an incorrect assumption?

Did I miss something?
When did I treat an affiliate badly?
We are always here to help affiliates make sales.

Been paying webmasters for 10+ years.

Back to the point at hand.
THIS THREAD of yours has nothing to do with sending sales.
In fact, it is a pathetic attempt to get someone else to fund your big ideas.

Congrats on your internship.

Machete_ · 09-07-2009, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth

people who are playing whipout with alexa rankings are indeed morons

alexa is pretty much meaningless

ask people who bought advertising from frances Koening or whatever his name is.

While Alexa might not be accurate in regards to traffic, its still fairly accurate when it comes to content, source and demographic.

http://www.alexa.com
http://www.compete.com
http://www.google.com/trends
http://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Asitename.com

4 links that can give you are very accurate indication of someone is bullshitting you, when making claims about their setup

420 · 09-07-2009, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo

Don't get hostile. We're all civil here.

that's gross... vanilla coke

fmltube · 09-07-2009, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty D

Did I miss something?
When did I treat an affiliate badly?
We are always here to help affiliates make sales.

Been paying webmasters for 10+ years.

Back to the point at hand.
THIS THREAD of yours has nothing to do with sending sales.
In fact, it is a pathetic attempt to get someone else to fund your big ideas.

Congrats on your internship.

I was merely stating that you were cutting me down for accomplishing NOTHING in this business when I have just started and your collection of sites happens to be the one of the several I have started to push a little traffic to. Its not much but its a start and it will grow.

Internship? I have accomplished quite a bit with mainstream film/editing, I just lack the adult experience. That will come in time.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-07-2009, 02:41 PM

We are going to bump this thread in a year to see her progress. Should be epic.

RadicalSights · 09-07-2009, 02:46 PM

ICQ me. One of my porn star clients is now running her own production company and just released her first movie on DVD.. and she has a distribution partner. she might be interested.

Machete_ · 09-07-2009, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty D

Did I miss something?
When did I treat an affiliate badly?
We are always here to help affiliates make sales.

Been paying webmasters for 10+ years.

Back to the point at hand.
THIS THREAD of yours has nothing to do with sending sales.
In fact, it is a pathetic attempt to get someone else to fund your big ideas.

Congrats on your internship.

What "she" ment was, she was now one of your affiliates, witch means you can no longer voice your honest oppinion, but must treat "her" like a bro.

I think people would have a hard time finding someone, who have a more honest and helpfull way of working with their affiliates then you have.

fmltube · 09-07-2009, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by KrisH

What "she" ment was, she was now one of your affiliates, witch means you can no longer voice your honest oppinion, but must treat "her" like a bro.

I think people would have a hard time finding someone, who have a more honest and helpfull way of working with their affiliates then you have.

"Bro", please learn to spell. Simple words like "meant", "opinion", and "helpful" are not that difficult and shows either your lack of attention to detail or your poor education. If D wants to discuss this, I am more than willing to discuss this further off the forum.

Machete_ · 09-07-2009, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by fmltube

"Bro", please learn to spell. Simple words like "meant", "opinion", and "helpful" are not that difficult and shows either your lack of attention to detail or your poor education. If D wants to discuss this, I am more than willing to discuss this further off the forum.

or.. maybe the fact im not american, and live in Denmark (europe, in case you dident know) where. tadaaaaa.. english is not our native language unless we live in the UK.

Juicy D. Links · 09-07-2009, 03:24 PM

I gotta read this thread , or someone give me cliff notes

BRRRRRRrppppppp

Machete_ · 09-07-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I gotta read this thread , or someone give me cliff notes

BRRRRRRrppppppp

I can sum it all up to;

fmltube belives(and somehow proves) "she" is the new AlienQ.. but not in the way it was planned

Juicy D. Links · 09-07-2009, 03:34 PM

is this person associated with FML ?

CurrentlySober · 09-07-2009, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Man it pisses me off when people treat the adult industry like this easy last resort that they can always fall back on whenever they fail at their chosen career. I've seen it many times from many different angles, including videographers, programmers, designers, whatever... And they always take with them this elitism because they had, for example, a career in mainstream film, and we should be greatful that they are slumming it with us.

Fuck off, no one is buying your broke ass a camera.

So fucking true...

PornMD · 09-07-2009, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

is this person associated with FML ?

No they aren't. Which probably means if someone didn't like her very much, they could tell FML about it since FML has an active message TM on their site. Oops. It's not like she spells out FML on her tube site though...wait, nevermind. The bright ideas to come: CokeTube, MicrosoftTube, KleenexTube.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-07-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMD

No they aren't. Which probably means if someone didn't like her very much, they could tell FML about it since FML has an active message TM on their site. Oops. It's not like she spells out FML on her tube site though...wait, nevermind. The bright ideas to come: CokeTube, MicrosoftTube, KleenexTube.

She has no brain.

09-07-2009, 08:38 AM	#168
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	hopefully you are more sucessful than your tube site __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

09-07-2009, 08:43 AM	#170
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	4million alexa rank, ya i can see the traffic flowing in __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

09-07-2009, 01:34 PM	#184
mikesouth Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: My High Horse Posts: 6,334	people who are playing whipout with alexa rankings are indeed morons alexa is pretty much meaningless ask people who bought advertising from frances Koening or whatever his name is. __________________ Mike South It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.

09-07-2009, 01:41 PM	#185
Dirty D Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Paying Webmasters Millions Since 1999 Posts: 4,044	Actually Alexa is plenty accurate. It shows shit traffic as well as quality traffic. As in the iPorn case (Francis Koenig), I used Alexa to determine that it was indeed shit traffic. Alexa is more than just a ranking... or a tool to measure your epenis. It is a great webmaster tool that has much more to offer a webmaster doing research. __________________ Dirty D - ICQ #1326843 - $1 Million Dollars of Bonus Money - 8,000+ FHG! Glory Hole Girlz - Crack Whore Confessions - Tampa Bukkake - Slut Wife Training - Fuck a Fan Electricity Play - Porn Video Drive - Theater Sluts - Skunk Riley - Ukraine Amateurs - Strapon Sessions

09-07-2009, 07:35 AM	#151
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,113	Bump so the monday-friday crowd doesn't miss out on this.

09-07-2009, 07:43 AM	#152
area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,164	the thread that will never die

09-07-2009, 07:44 AM	#153
fmltube So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 886	Yeah, appreciate it. However, I got the hook up.

09-07-2009, 07:47 AM	#156
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	whatever dude.

09-07-2009, 08:46 AM	#172
urgeag Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 100	Has anyone pointed out that you are already in porn with your tube...maybe more time spent on building your site and getting traffic would actually make you enough to buy the equip you need. You seem to be cutting on a lot of people that could actually teach you how to get that traffic you need so you could really be 'independent' and not have to "take direction from anyone" as for this one: "I thought you would treat your affiliates better D. Is this an incorrect assumption?" I am a newb too, but have you sent him any sales, if not what makes you call yourself an affiliate???

09-07-2009, 09:53 AM	#181
TheAmericanCannibal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,086	Melissa- I will give you some advice when it comes to posting here to most of these webmasters. Arguing on GFY is like winning the Special Olympics- Even if you win, you are still retarded. That been said, I wish you all the best

09-07-2009, 10:45 AM	#183
area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,164	I have found the missing link. http://fmltube.wordpress.com/ She must be a millionaire.

09-07-2009, 02:41 PM	#190
area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,164	We are going to bump this thread in a year to see her progress. Should be epic.

09-07-2009, 02:46 PM	#191
RadicalSights So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Europe Posts: 1,595	ICQ me. One of my porn star clients is now running her own production company and just released her first movie on DVD.. and she has a distribution partner. she might be interested.

09-07-2009, 03:24 PM	#195
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	I gotta read this thread , or someone give me cliff notes BRRRRRRrppppppp

09-07-2009, 03:34 PM	#197
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	is this person associated with FML ?