I Wish Billy Mays Would've Pitched My Fleshlight Mod - GoFuckYourself.com

JJ Gold · 07-05-2009, 07:34 PM

I am working on a Fleshlight modification that uses the heat and friction generated by the Fleshlight to cook a Hot Pocket.

Billy Mays would have been the perfect pitchman....

"Hi! Billy Mays here for the Fleshlight! The only artificial vagina that cooks a snack while you masturbate!"

RIP Mr. Mays.

Babaganoosh · 07-05-2009, 07:36 PM

Expect to hear from my lawyer. I've been making beef jerky and pot roast in my fleshlight for years.

Nicky · 07-05-2009, 07:38 PM

The fleshlight guy's should come out with a more advanced version and put Real Touch out of biz before they(aebn) start it.(if they even will).

JJ Gold · 07-05-2009, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Expect to hear from my lawyer. I've been making beef jerky and pot roast in my fleshlight for years.

Bring it on. My attorney is more than capable of handling your two bit claim.

mikeyddddd · 07-05-2009, 08:27 PM

Babaganoosh · 07-05-2009, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Gold

Bring it on. My attorney is more than capable of handling your two bit claim.

Bring it.

Fleshlight Team · 09-10-2009, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

The fleshlight guy's should come out with a more advanced version and put Real Touch out of biz before they(aebn) start it.(if they even will).

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iTouch! · 09-10-2009, 12:24 PM

Billy Mays has to be alive he's on tv right now

Davy · 09-10-2009, 01:19 PM

I recently dipped my fleshlight into oil. Survived just fine.
So much for not using oil-based lube with it.

ToplistBlog_Com · 09-21-2009, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Gold

I am working on a Fleshlight modification that uses the heat and friction generated by the Fleshlight to cook a Hot Pocket.

Billy Mays would have been the perfect pitchman....

"Hi! Billy Mays here for the Fleshlight! The only artificial vagina that cooks a snack while you masturbate!"

RIP Mr. Mays.

ProG · 09-21-2009, 03:23 PM

That's it. If GFY doesn't ban this bot I'm going to release a horde of them.

07-05-2009, 07:34 PM	#1
JJ Gold Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,969	I Wish Billy Mays Would've Pitched My Fleshlight Mod I am working on a Fleshlight modification that uses the heat and friction generated by the Fleshlight to cook a Hot Pocket. Billy Mays would have been the perfect pitchman.... "Hi! Billy Mays here for the Fleshlight! The only artificial vagina that cooks a snack while you masturbate!" RIP Mr. Mays.

07-05-2009, 07:36 PM	#2
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Expect to hear from my lawyer. I've been making beef jerky and pot roast in my fleshlight for years. __________________ I like pie.

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09-10-2009, 01:19 PM	#9
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09-10-2009, 12:24 PM	#8
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09-21-2009, 03:23 PM	#11
ProG Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,319	That's it. If GFY doesn't ban this bot I'm going to release a horde of them. __________________ History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.