Ok I got the real scoop on that Tila Tequila/Shawne Merriman fight - GoFuckYourself.com

Joe King · 09-13-2009, 01:19 AM

I got this straight from one of the girls who was at Shawne's house that night.

Shawn and Tila were out at the clubs and a bunch of people came back and partied at his house. Everyone was really drunk. Shawne was ignoring Tila and ended up messing around with 2 other girls. Tila wanted to try to make Shawne jealous and jumped on Shawnes manager. Shawne apparently did not give a fuck (what self respecting guy would?) so Tila got really pissed off and decided to call the cops and make up a story about her getting beaten.

The cops show up and realized she was drunk off her ass. They thought the entire situation was funny but still had to take the report because it was a domestic abuse charge.

So the moral of the story is if you are going to associate with skanky attention whores it is best to have other people around so when those said attention whores make false charges you have people to back you up.

sicone · 09-13-2009, 01:21 AM

I like her posts begging 'fans' to call the SDPD and SD DA to request that charges be filed... pure comedy gold.

WiredGuy · 09-13-2009, 01:23 AM

If that's true, I hope the cops file charges against her for filing a false police report.
WG

Joe King · 09-13-2009, 01:25 AM

I believe "false reporting" is a felony in CA.

shimmy2 · 09-13-2009, 01:34 AM

well at least they werent false rape charges. sounds like she tried to get him kicked out his own house

Joe King · 09-13-2009, 01:38 AM

Oh and there were some marks on her arms but that really was from him trying to get her to calm down. Anyone who has dated these crazy LA girls knows you have to restrain them from time to time for their own good. Does not equate to physical abuse just because you are trying to keep them from driving drunk

the real magoo · 09-13-2009, 01:45 AM

This thread need some pics

Joe King · 09-13-2009, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by the real magoo

This thread need some pics

I would rather fuck one of the asian trannies DWB posts. Tila is fugly.

Pixelbucks Eric · 09-13-2009, 03:25 AM

She looks like a fucking alien. Ugly attention whore with an annoying voice. If I was him, I WOULD have tried choking her lol

SmokeyTheBear · 09-13-2009, 07:56 AM

story sounds like bullshit, tila may be an attention whore but you would have to be nutball crazy to accuse someone of assault in a room full of people where no assault took place. I think theres a little more to the story. Highly unlikely someone files an assault charge based on nothing more than hurt feelings ( granted women are crazy like that )

I would find it more likely someone got pushed/shoved/nudged and they blew it way out of whack and called the cops because they were drunk. That sounds alot more likely.

Joe King · 09-13-2009, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

story sounds like bullshit, tila may be an attention whore but you would have to be nutball crazy to accuse someone of assault in a room full of people where no assault took place. I think theres a little more to the story. Highly unlikely someone files an assault charge based on nothing more than hurt feelings ( granted women are crazy like that )

I would find it more likely someone got pushed/shoved/nudged and they blew it way out of whack and called the cops because they were drunk. That sounds alot more likely.

When he was handling her they were not "in a room full of people". Listen, I did not get every detail as we were all really fucked up last night when she told me.

cherrylula · 09-13-2009, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

story sounds like bullshit, tila may be an attention whore but you would have to be nutball crazy to accuse someone of assault in a room full of people where no assault took place.

you havent been around many drunk strippers during one of their "episodes" have you? LOL

GatorB · 09-13-2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by the real magoo

This thread need some pics

I think I got herpes just by looking at that pic. Thanks.

kmanrox · 09-13-2009, 08:46 AM

i'd suck on her toes for months on end

SmokeyTheBear · 09-13-2009, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe King

When he was handling her they were not "in a room full of people". Listen, I did not get every detail as we were all really fucked up last night when she told me.

I'm not saying your story is bullshit , just that your sources story is likely lacking some detail that could make all the difference in the story. i.e. if they were alone then nobody knows what happened other than the 2 of them. If they were in a room full of people "something" must have happened or it would be insane to accuse someone of assault.

My guess would be girls were yelling or something , shawne prob held tila back, she got pissed cause she was drunk, or they were arguing in another room and nobody really knows what happened, and it likely wasnt serious or she would have some marks.

SmokeyTheBear · 09-13-2009, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

you havent been around many drunk strippers during one of their "episodes" have you? LOL

actually i married one in the 90's so i know all to well, she didn't last thru y2k

Supz · 09-13-2009, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

you havent been around many drunk strippers during one of their "episodes" have you? LOL

i was thinking the same thing.

John-ACWM · 09-13-2009, 01:05 PM

Damn,Tila

gecko · 09-13-2009, 03:45 PM

The girl sure gets around

Horny Dude · 09-13-2009, 05:00 PM

God I can not wait for her 15mins of fame to be over! I still shake my head at why this girl is famous.

Bojangles · 09-13-2009, 05:03 PM

A lot of her followers are turning on her..

L-Pink · 09-13-2009, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

I think I got herpes just by looking at that pic. Thanks.

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VeriSexy · 09-13-2009, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

If that's true, I hope the cops file charges against her for filing a false police report.
WG

I sure hope so

ToplistBlog_Com · 09-14-2009, 05:42 PM

I knew this story was false the moment it broke.

Spunky · 09-14-2009, 05:47 PM

She's too high maintenance and too fucked up

Imortyl Pussycat · 09-14-2009, 06:06 PM

ugh, she's such a filthy, low class whore. someone put her in her place already

Riffhard · 09-14-2009, 06:18 PM

I remember stealing my dad's credit card to sign up to her site like 6 years ago.

...fuckin' kids.

She did provide me with hours of jerkoff material though:

I was quite smitten by her.

Pipecrew · 09-14-2009, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

story sounds like bullshit, tila may be an attention whore but you would have to be nutball crazy to accuse someone of assault in a room full of people where no assault took place. I think theres a little more to the story. Highly unlikely someone files an assault charge based on nothing more than hurt feelings ( granted women are crazy like that )

I would find it more likely someone got pushed/shoved/nudged and they blew it way out of whack and called the cops because they were drunk. That sounds alot more likely.

i just read her myspace page for fun. She admits to being bipolar and having multiple personalities. She even talks about each personality.

CaptainHowdy · 09-14-2009, 06:35 PM

Ok .......

d-null · 09-14-2009, 10:07 PM

she is hot, I'd hit it

Spieglergirls · 09-14-2009, 10:27 PM

Tila Tequila didn't file a false police report. She made a citizen's arrest. This leaves her wide open to be sued for civil damages if the charges are untrue.

missyouth · 09-14-2009, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by the real magoo

This thread need some pics

She may be a BITCH but she's HOT!...i'll do her anyday.

Fob · 09-14-2009, 11:38 PM

How did she become so famous?

Redrob · 09-14-2009, 11:40 PM

Luck, maybe?

d-null · 09-14-2009, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Fob

How did she become so famous?

she was a top sologirl site for a long time, got big on myspace too to start

Joe King · 09-15-2009, 01:01 AM

Ok I was drunk when I first talked to that girl and also when I made the original post. I just talked to her again (both of us sober this time) and got more detailed info.

So like I said several people went back to Shawne's house. Everyone was shit-faced drunk. Shawne was messing around with 2 girls and Tila got super jealous. Shawnes manager is there and Tila pulls his pants down and starts sucking his dick. Shawne did not give a shit . Tila proceeds to run around the house buck ass naked freaking out because Shawne was still getting it on with the 2 girls.

Tila then calls Shawne the "N" word. Tila HITS Shawne. Shawne tries to calm her down. Tila calls the cops and gets Shawne arrested.

I don't know about any "citizens arrest". I asked the girl and she did not even know what that means. She just said the cops showed up and arrested Shawne.

Ok I am going to sleep now.

NaughtyRob · 09-15-2009, 10:08 PM

She's a fugly attention whore anyway.

Axelo9 · 09-15-2009, 10:11 PM

She doesn't need a reality show to prove she is crazy

Naughty Emma · 09-15-2009, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe King

So the moral of the story is if you are going to associate with skanky attention whores it is best to have other people around so when those said attention whores make false charges you have people to back you up.

lol...Tila Tequila...an attention whore? NO WAY

the real magoo · 09-16-2009, 06:17 AM

PR_Sebas · 09-16-2009, 06:21 AM

I wish he did choke her out, she's annoying as fuck. Popular for being a bisexual slut. Good for her. Get the fuck outta here..

Phil · 09-16-2009, 06:22 AM

That girl is so fucking average. I know so many Vietnamese girls that looks 10 time hotter.

the real magoo · 09-16-2009, 06:30 AM

Well I´ll post these anyways

quantum-x · 09-16-2009, 07:59 AM

..and the hand shaped bruises on her arms ?

B O B · 09-16-2009, 08:03 AM

Jay Leno said it best, he knew Shawn was innocent because "Chargers dont usually choke until the playoffs."

Doh!

Joe King · 09-16-2009, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by quantum-x

..and the hand shaped bruises on her arms ?

Those arm bruises are evidence backing up Shawne's story. He was just trying to calm her down. My GF gets those same bruises when I have to calm her down. I also date a crazy bisexual LA girl who feeds on drama so I know. She fucking hits and kicks me when she gets crazy and I have never hit her back once.

Why do I date her? She is a true LA 9 and sucks and fucks like a porn star. There are trade-offs for everything in this world I guess. LOL

tranza · 09-16-2009, 08:23 AM

hawt hawt hawt

SmokeyTheBear · 09-16-2009, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe King

Those arm bruises are evidence backing up Shawne's story. He was just trying to calm her down. My GF gets those same bruises when I have to calm her down.

heh i realise this is prob true but unlikely a judge would see it that way.

"Look your honour, the bruises on her body clearly show i am not guilty of assault, infact those aren't actually bruises , thoe are "calm down marks"

Fletch XXX · 09-16-2009, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe King

Those arm bruises are evidence backing up Shawne's story. He was just trying to calm her down. My GF gets those same bruises when I have to calm her down. I also date a crazy bisexual LA girl who feeds on drama so I know. She fucking hits and kicks me when she gets crazy and I have never hit her back once.

Why do I date her? She is a true LA 9 and sucks and fucks like a porn star. There are trade-offs for everything in this world I guess. LOL

the correct answerr is turn your back and walk away, you are putting yourself one phone call away from being arrested too dealing with those out of control whores.... ran with that crowd for decades, turn your back, too much pussy to put up with girls like this in the world, especially when you get kicked and punched?

be a man, walk away from that snatch. have dealt with it mysellf many times, and a male need not lower himself by putting up with such childish shit.

quantum-x · 09-16-2009, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe King

Those arm bruises are evidence backing up Shawne's story. He was just trying to calm her down. My GF gets those same bruises when I have to calm her down. I also date a crazy bisexual LA girl who feeds on drama so I know. She fucking hits and kicks me when she gets crazy and I have never hit her back once.

Why do I date her? She is a true LA 9 and sucks and fucks like a porn star. There are trade-offs for everything in this world I guess. LOL

Jesus .

09-13-2009, 01:19 AM	#1
Joe King Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: In the City of Wonder Posts: 613	Ok I got the real scoop on that Tila Tequila/Shawne Merriman fight I got this straight from one of the girls who was at Shawne's house that night. Shawn and Tila were out at the clubs and a bunch of people came back and partied at his house. Everyone was really drunk. Shawne was ignoring Tila and ended up messing around with 2 other girls. Tila wanted to try to make Shawne jealous and jumped on Shawnes manager. Shawne apparently did not give a fuck (what self respecting guy would?) so Tila got really pissed off and decided to call the cops and make up a story about her getting beaten. The cops show up and realized she was drunk off her ass. They thought the entire situation was funny but still had to take the report because it was a domestic abuse charge. So the moral of the story is if you are going to associate with skanky attention whores it is best to have other people around so when those said attention whores make false charges you have people to back you up.

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Joe King Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: In the City of Wonder Posts: 613	Oh and there were some marks on her arms but that really was from him trying to get her to calm down. Anyone who has dated these crazy LA girls knows you have to restrain them from time to time for their own good. Does not equate to physical abuse just because you are trying to keep them from driving drunk

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Joe King Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: In the City of Wonder Posts: 613	Ok I was drunk when I first talked to that girl and also when I made the original post. I just talked to her again (both of us sober this time) and got more detailed info. So like I said several people went back to Shawne's house. Everyone was shit-faced drunk. Shawne was messing around with 2 girls and Tila got super jealous. Shawnes manager is there and Tila pulls his pants down and starts sucking his dick. Shawne did not give a shit . Tila proceeds to run around the house buck ass naked freaking out because Shawne was still getting it on with the 2 girls. Tila then calls Shawne the "N" word. Tila HITS Shawne. Shawne tries to calm her down. Tila calls the cops and gets Shawne arrested. I don't know about any "citizens arrest". I asked the girl and she did not even know what that means. She just said the cops showed up and arrested Shawne. Ok I am going to sleep now.

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