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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Jan 2002
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![]() I was taking shower just now and tossed the soap into the little soap dish thing and it spun around twice on the edge and then slipped right in where it goes perfectly!
Got me thinking, how many times have you done something you wish you could do again like that? But no matter how many tries, you wont do it LOL ![]() name some youve done...
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So Fucking Banananananas
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it
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there are a few small things, but nothing really comes to mind, but i know what your saying.
last time I was in AC, i was on a hot streak playing craps and starting doing hop bets. I tossed a $5 chip into the air and said "where ever it lands, Ill play it" and hopped a 3,2 for a 15:1 return... don't think i could ever do that again ![]()
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane
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i fucked 6 hookers with BVF bareback and didnt catch the aids...
what are the odd of that.... |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Porn Meister
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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I once cast a lure up into a tree, tied on a lead weight, cast that at the lure in the tree, knocked it directly out in one shot. It was so unreal. My buddy the whole time was saying no way no way no way, lmao.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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very nice, thats the type of stuff Im talking about! like a miracle!
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So Fucking Lame
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: St. Petersburg, FL
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I can't do a half gram of meth anymore.
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Porn Meister
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Yeah, and it wasn't like I really cared about it except that it looked stupid hanging 20 feet up in a tree. Like advertised garbage. So I just wanted to get it out of there.
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So Fucking Lame
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: St. Petersburg, FL
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Oh and I can't own a room anymore.
I used to think I was the shit (even if I wasn't) and would project that and own any room I walked into. I was a lot more confident -- I don't know what changed. I have a lot of respect for people that just don't give a shit. I used to be like that. Really wish I could get that attitude back. I've become extremely self-conscience. I used to be a lot more fun. Maybe that's what it is. I got older. I have real responsibilities now and can't just piss my life away and have fun 24/7. |
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Now choke yourself!
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Respect.
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Beer Money Baron
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A pull-up. I just can't do those anymore.
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Confirmed User
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This is not something I personally did on my own, but my husband and I both did it at the exact same time.
We hadn't been together but a few months, maybe 3-4 tops. We were in bed sleeping and I sat straight up in bed, sound asleep and had been dreaming this friend of ours was knocking on the window, so I woke up and looked out the window and at that exact moment, my husband sat up and asked me was our friend there yet.... he named the exact friend that my dream was about. We dreamed the exact same dream at the exact same time. We've had similar or same dreams a few times, but never THAT exact since then. It was pretty creepy and what we use to justify this 26 yr relationship we have, we MUST be soulmates, we even dream the same dreams, right? ![]() |
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Viva la vulva!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself
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![]() One night I took a curve too fast. I ended up parallel parked between 2 trees with the passenger side of the car about 3 inches from a statue of the Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: Happy in the dark.
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