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Old 09-15-2009, 09:14 AM   #1
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Things youve done once but could never do again if you tried

I was taking shower just now and tossed the soap into the little soap dish thing and it spun around twice on the edge and then slipped right in where it goes perfectly!

Got me thinking, how many times have you done something you wish you could do again like that? But no matter how many tries, you wont do it LOL


name some youve done...
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Old 09-15-2009, 09:18 AM   #2
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there are a few small things, but nothing really comes to mind, but i know what your saying.

last time I was in AC, i was on a hot streak playing craps and starting doing hop bets. I tossed a $5 chip into the air and said "where ever it lands, Ill play it" and hopped a 3,2 for a 15:1 return... don't think i could ever do that again
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Old 09-15-2009, 09:21 AM   #3
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i fucked 6 hookers with BVF bareback and didnt catch the aids...

what are the odd of that....
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Old 09-15-2009, 09:23 AM   #4
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i fucked 6 hookers with BVF bareback and didnt catch the aids...

what are the odd of that....
ah BVF, now thats a name I havent seen in awhile! have had the guy on ignore for like a year LOL
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Old 09-15-2009, 09:23 AM   #5
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I once cast a lure up into a tree, tied on a lead weight, cast that at the lure in the tree, knocked it directly out in one shot. It was so unreal. My buddy the whole time was saying no way no way no way, lmao.
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Old 09-15-2009, 09:24 AM   #6
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I once cast a lure up into a tree, tied on a lead weight, cast that at the lure in the tree, knocked it directly out in one shot. It was so unreal. My buddy the whole time was saying no way no way no way, lmao.
very nice, thats the type of stuff Im talking about! like a miracle!
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Old 09-15-2009, 09:28 AM   #7
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I can't do a half gram of meth anymore.

Actually, I can't even think about that shit.
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Old 09-15-2009, 09:29 AM   #8
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Yeah, and it wasn't like I really cared about it except that it looked stupid hanging 20 feet up in a tree. Like advertised garbage. So I just wanted to get it out of there.
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Old 09-15-2009, 09:36 AM   #9
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Oh and I can't own a room anymore.

I used to think I was the shit (even if I wasn't) and would project that and own any room I walked into. I was a lot more confident -- I don't know what changed. I have a lot of respect for people that just don't give a shit. I used to be like that. Really wish I could get that attitude back. I've become extremely self-conscience.

I used to be a lot more fun. Maybe that's what it is. I got older. I have real responsibilities now and can't just piss my life away and have fun 24/7.
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Old 09-15-2009, 09:37 AM   #10
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Old 09-15-2009, 09:38 AM   #11
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A pull-up. I just can't do those anymore.
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Old 09-15-2009, 09:42 AM   #12
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This is not something I personally did on my own, but my husband and I both did it at the exact same time.

We hadn't been together but a few months, maybe 3-4 tops. We were in bed sleeping and I sat straight up in bed, sound asleep and had been dreaming this friend of ours was knocking on the window, so I woke up and looked out the window and at that exact moment, my husband sat up and asked me was our friend there yet.... he named the exact friend that my dream was about. We dreamed the exact same dream at the exact same time.

We've had similar or same dreams a few times, but never THAT exact since then. It was pretty creepy and what we use to justify this 26 yr relationship we have, we MUST be soulmates, we even dream the same dreams, right?
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Old 09-15-2009, 10:27 AM   #13
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One night I took a curve too fast.
I ended up parallel parked between 2 trees
with the passenger side of the car
about 3 inches from a statue of
the Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus.

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Old 09-15-2009, 10:51 AM   #14
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i fucked 6 hookers with BVF bareback and didnt catch the aids...

what are the odd of that....
That's on the domain of faith...
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