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|  09-16-2009, 07:15 PM | #1 | 
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				Can I help you with anything? I need some $$$ willing to work
			 Hey i need some cash before the end of the month before i go back court, any oddjobs or menial work needed? I can do blog post, post links, submit sites, customer service etc really i can do aything with a few quick instructions. Im not a expert coder but i have a basic understanding of php/html. Im also not a designer. So what can i do for you? Anything you ask! Treat me like an entry level worker, im sure i can make it pay off for use both. Ill work for low as $6 a hour. Also for the people who going to say go back to mcdonalds im trying but where i live 20% unemployment they are not hiring but i dont want to go jail. Thanks. Please ty to keep your laughter and jokes to a minimum. 
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|  09-16-2009, 07:16 PM | #2 | 
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				 | I need traffic on Fri and Sat, you got it? 
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|  09-16-2009, 07:21 PM | #3 | 
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				 | if i had it bro it would be yours...then again i would try to convert it my self also   
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|  09-16-2009, 07:31 PM | #4 | 
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				 | Think I'm fucked for this weekend. Shit is getting too close. Everyone I was supposed to buy from flaked out or tried to jack up their prices. Suck a dick fuckers. 
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|  09-16-2009, 07:32 PM | #5 | |
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|  09-16-2009, 07:36 PM | #6 | 
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				 | Oh im sorry i forgot to post it ICQ 494886007 
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|  09-16-2009, 07:38 PM | #7 | 
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				 | are you serious that McDonald's isn't hiring in your area? things must be really rough there good luck to you on your job search 
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|  09-16-2009, 07:48 PM | #8 | 
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				 | its actually a long waiting list for most jobs just for a callback. Also because ive been a general manager i think that scares alot of small jobs off, and most places think they have to pay me too much. 
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|  09-16-2009, 07:55 PM | #9 | 
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|  09-16-2009, 08:00 PM | #10 | 
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|  09-16-2009, 08:25 PM | #11 | 
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				 | thanks, im trying evey avenue so in case i dont get what i need i cant kick myself and say damn i should have done that... if anyone hits me up on icq ill be gone for about 30 mins thanks. 
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|  09-16-2009, 08:32 PM | #12 | 
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|  09-16-2009, 08:36 PM | #13 | 
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				 | bumb! i wish that i had something for you ... please someone help this pal we are an small comunity if you compare to the world of people that think bad about us so lets try to help each others 
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|  09-16-2009, 08:41 PM | #14 | 
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				 | good luck meng, keep bumping this post up thru the weekend, sometime can come up 
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|  09-16-2009, 08:43 PM | #15 | 
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				 | rob a kbtoys. | 
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|  09-16-2009, 08:47 PM | #16 | 
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				 | Tony's a good guys. If I had work needed to be done I'd hire him to do it, but seeing as I don't I'm sure that there are many that do.   Good luck with the search man. 
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|  09-16-2009, 09:47 PM | #17 | 
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|  09-16-2009, 09:49 PM | #18 | |
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 Thanks to yngwie and all those who posted.  
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|  09-16-2009, 10:49 PM | #19 | 
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				 | I may have something for you.  Was going to hire someone from another forum, but hit me up.  Ill give you a heads up its pretty much "bitch work" and is only 2 hours or so, but its a quick $20 - $30 bucks. Contact info in sig. Im going to bed in 20 minutes, if im not on, hit me up tomorrow 
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|  09-17-2009, 12:07 AM | #20 | 
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				 | good luck to you   
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|  09-17-2009, 12:24 AM | #21 | 
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				 | Tony, what are you good at? 
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|  09-17-2009, 04:18 AM | #22 | 
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				 | goodluck man...  
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|  09-17-2009, 04:42 AM | #23 | 
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				 | Are you any good at getting backlinks? If so, hit me up, 1566665. 
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|  09-17-2009, 04:49 AM | #24 | |
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|  09-17-2009, 10:26 AM | #25 | 
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				 | Not so much backlinks as i think se will soon move away from this, but blog post and reviews, also customer service and any other task your sick of doing ill do it   
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|  09-17-2009, 10:35 AM | #26 | 
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				 | The best thing for you would be to go to jail. | 
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|  09-17-2009, 10:37 AM | #27 | 
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				I forgot
			 Also im not sure alot of you are familiar with http://www.stumbleporn.com im getting solid traffic from it, i didnt have hardly any traffic before starting my sp campaign now i get a few hundred uniques a day with returning visits and low bounce rate (been as low as 2%) It works like the popular website stumbleupon but of course stumbleupon doesnt allow porn or much doesnt filter through. Users do have to install a toolbar which is a draw back, but your site can get new viral visitors and bookmaker if they like your content. It works best with general traffic imo and more than likely new tubes, or cam sites. Like i said i saw a huge boost in traffic, as compared to what i already had if your site is more established it might not help you as much, but i have seen pornhub, etc links on there. The secret with sp also is constantly rating your links to keep them high so they are seen more, this can be tedious just like stumbleupon. ICQ 494886007 me to see my stats change and more info about letting me submit your links. 
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|  09-17-2009, 10:39 AM | #28 | 
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|  09-17-2009, 10:42 AM | #29 | 
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|  09-17-2009, 10:43 AM | #30 | 
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|  09-17-2009, 10:48 AM | #31 | 
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				 | Good luck to you   | 
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|  09-17-2009, 10:53 AM | #32 | 
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				 | Good luck finding some work. If I may ask, what did you do (or not do) that may land you in jail? | 
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|  09-17-2009, 11:10 AM | #33 | 
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				 | well im guilty...i got different traffic offenses in 4 different suburbs and 1 in the city my mistake is i skipped court at 2 so now i cant complete the requirements of the city without taking care of the suburbs where im from in ohio each muncipality operates separately with own taxes and courts it sucks here when you live in one city and work in another, but anyways ill go to jail and have a higher charge then if i pay all the fines in each the go back to the city court with some progress. 
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|  09-22-2009, 07:32 AM | #34 | 
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				Update
			 Hi I would like to thank everyone on this thread for the kind words and everyone who had tried to help me thus far even though you have no real reason too.   
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|  09-22-2009, 07:45 AM | #35 | 
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				 | could you bring a package back from Amsterdam for me next week ? | 
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|  09-22-2009, 07:45 AM | #36 | |
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  6-8 months clean and clear  
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|  09-22-2009, 09:15 AM | #37 | 
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				 | I ve been out of that for while but icq details and lets talk 
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|  09-22-2009, 09:19 AM | #38 | 
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				 | Yeah been there done that...did 1 yr once dont want to go there any more i would if i just had to worry about myself 
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|  09-22-2009, 09:20 AM | #39 | |
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    ... I love GFY. 
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|  09-22-2009, 09:21 AM | #40 | 
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				 | How much money do you need and when? 
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|  09-22-2009, 09:27 AM | #41 | 
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				 | Just a few hundred more by Oct 3 
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|  09-22-2009, 10:06 AM | #42 | 
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				 | Good luck bro. 
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|  09-22-2009, 10:55 AM | #43 | 
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|  09-22-2009, 11:00 AM | #44 | 
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				 | best of luck, i'll keep an eye out for you | 
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|  09-22-2009, 11:01 AM | #45 | 
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|  09-22-2009, 11:03 AM | #46 | 
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				 | good luck bump for finding gigs | 
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|  07-28-2010, 10:51 AM | #47 | 
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				 | bump bump bump it up! 
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|  07-28-2010, 10:56 AM | #48 | 
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				 | Why would you bump a thread that is 10 months old?  Thought you needed the money last year | 
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|  07-28-2010, 10:57 AM | #49 | 
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				 | Good luck man!!! | 
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|  07-28-2010, 10:59 AM | #50 | 
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				 | for bossku and his proof and im always available for work ...if you pay! 
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