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dyna mo · 10-13-2009, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

a muffin

:D

I had one this morning with a poached egg on.

Yum.

well then, what do you call this muffin?

weekly · 10-13-2009, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Not for long, sexy.

You might try it. You wouldn't last long. BTW, you been at the bottle again? I hate drunks on boards. You really should try and control your drinking. Its bad for business and gets you in shit all the time.

weekly · 10-13-2009, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

1. No "spamming" of other ADULT Industry boards with the intent of stealing GFY members. Linking to another ADULT board in attempt to steal members from GFY will be grounds for immediate banning. This will be under the discretion of the moderators to determine "spamming." Abuse will not be tolerated.

OH NOES

HOW STUPID ARE YOU!?1?!?1111oneoneone

Paging Eric...

What are you, the hall monitor? LOL

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

You fail again. Your Limey condescension makes you look like the wanker you are. Face it. You are a failure in this business and you are English. That is two strikes against you. That is a baseball term you might want to google. Your pathetic attempts at trying to sound American are a joke. You are a joke. And I have no time for anyone who promotes or promoted rape sites. That makes us all look bad and draws heat.

Thanks for the bump!

7 new webmasters signed up to promote the 3wayscash.com sites.

This is much more effective than traditional banner advertising.

Thanks for the help, darling.

Do you want a ref code too?

weekly · 10-13-2009, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Thanks for the bump!

7 new webmasters signed up to promote the 3wayscash.com sites.

This is much more effective than traditional banner advertising.

Thanks for the help, darling.

Do you want a ref code too?

So much Bullshit, so little time.

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

What are you, the hall monitor? LOL

Thanks for the bump!

weekly · 10-13-2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Thanks for the bump!

That is so web 2000. Long before you even knew what a computer was. Now "Dance monkey dance"

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

So much Bullshit, so little time.

Congrats to the winners.

No seriously, I'll give you 15% ref for life if you sign up and PM me your ccbill ID.

You're bloody great!

weekly · 10-13-2009, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Congrats to the winners.

No seriously, I'll give you 15% ref for life if you sign up and PM me your ccbill ID.

You're bloody great!

I can see you are getting angry again, Damian...or is it DamianJ. Apoplexy does suit you.

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

I can see you are getting angry again, Damian...or is it DamianJ. Apoplexy does suit you.

I'm offering you money, not getting angry.

And I am deadly serious. Like cancer.

weekly · 10-13-2009, 08:45 AM

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I'm offering you money, not getting angry.

And I am deadly serious. Like cancer.

I can always tell when you are getting angry, love. Cardinal Sin, embarrassed you, now this. Two outta three ain't bad.

weekly · 10-13-2009, 08:46 AM

Does Damian owe money again?

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

I can always tell when you are getting angry, love. Cardinal Sin, embarrassed you, now this. Two outta three ain't bad.

I love the fact you LURK on a board you are banned from.

That is *so* cute.

weekly · 10-13-2009, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

I love the fact you LURK on a board you are banned from.

That is *so* cute.

and your point is?

Which boards have I been banned from Damian? Put up or shut up.

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

and your point is?

Which boards have I been banned from Damian? Put up or shut up.

Haha. It's against the rules to mention other boards. It's a banning offence.

Thanks for the bump.

PS, wtf is web 2000?

x

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

and your point is?

Which boards have I been banned from Damian? Put up or shut up.

Sweety, it's a banable offence to mention other adult boards. How could I possibly list them.

You know as well as I do which they are. How many fake nicks are you up to here?

Richard Dawkins · 10-13-2009, 10:05 AM

Is it just me or does the thought of couch potatoes who have never "hit" a person in their lives sitting around from the comforts of their chair discussing whether or not one sport hits harder than another - just seem really funny!

fatfoo · 10-13-2009, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

Here's another difference between the two. It's fans

That water tank thing looks cool at 1:24

P.S. That the heck is a handegg?

Miz_Wright · 10-13-2009, 10:53 AM

I will be thinking of this at the weekend as I wear my jersey to watch my favourite university team play "hand egg." Which I may now begin calling it, as it amused the ever-livin' shit outta me.

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by LizAEBN

I will be thinking of this at the weekend as I wear my jersey to watch my favourite university team play "hand egg." Which I may now begin calling it, as it amused the ever-livin' shit outta me.

Liz-ster

Maybe you should print up informational flyers and ejumacate the other sports fans as to the new name?

Then their shit can be amused too.

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?

Oh man, see you got brave because you saw Roald step in .. well ok then.

Um, a) how am I being brave b) how would Roald help me? You do know this is the internet and not a bar, right? Roald cannot "have my back" when you try and beat me up, as you have threatened to do.

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I personally love the UK.

Tautology. Look it up.

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?

You on the other hand are nothing but a weasely little bitch Damian, I can't be more blunt.

I bet you could. Go on, give it a go. The name-calling you resorted to on page one, whilst cementing your early inability to think of anything amusing to say, at least opened the flood gates for you to be blunt.

"weasely little bitch"? That really is your best shot?

Sad day.

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?

You were PWND in every way possible and you know it,

I told you that your site was borked in firefox. It is.

You, dear Sir, are teh pwned.

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?

and have ruined a Companies name

company's name

It's the name that belongs to the company. And it doesn't need a capital letter.

What's your mailing address man, I have a really good book called How To Teach Apostrophe Usage to 7 Year Olds. It would be useful I think.

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I thought it was someone elses Company

else's company

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?

they made the $1,000.00 donation that you were too much of a coward and weasel to make.

Yes, to the imaginary bank of wigglefriggle I imagine. You crack me up HOMES.

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?

I can feel you from here, slamming your laptop on the ground and punching a wall or 2 because you are so mad you started this thread.

Yes, that's right. I am not sitting here laughing at you and hitting refresh on google analytics thanking you for the traffic.

Really, do you want that ref? Just PM me your CCBill ID dude.

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?

How would your Mother feel if she knew you were acting like this Damian?

My mother thought it was really funny too. I posted yesterday on facebook. She 'liked' the post as you can see.

Roald · 10-13-2009, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?

So wait a minute, the last time I mentioned this here on GFY you said you had no idea what I was talking about and asked me which email addy I was sending the requests to as you had never heard anything about them, did you not? Then you added me on ICQ and asked me which keywords I was topping Freeones with. Which one is it then, you did recieve the emails and lied about it here at GFY, or you didn't recieve them at all and are telling a fib right now?

It's no secret that Freeones has practiced dirty methods to achieve it's success. Why are you saying 'We' if you are not the owner? You don't have the authority to buy anything for one, and for two the price just tripled because of your mouth munchkin. I'm not sure what a 'score' is but yea, we might score better too if we had a million fake nicks on a message board.

Hey Man Roald, at this point you can say anything you want to me because you are now promoting PornstarGlobal in your sig. Thats all we ever wanted ... a non-recip link from Freeones - Yeeehaww!

Thanks for respect Homey

A non recip link huh, check again amateur ;) And yes I am playing with you as it is fun and I have some time to kill.

Two serious questions though:
- what dirty methods did freeones use to achieve success? Was it the playboy content we had up on the site when started?
- a million fake nicks on our board? I only count around 10 belonging to team members

PS, the price of your site just trippled huh fuck let me open my wallet and see if I have enough pennies so I can pay up right away

Fire on!!!!

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?

Napoleons complex

Napoleon's complex. It's the complex belonging to Napoleon.

But, that is a moot point, because the phrase is Napoleon Complex

Roald · 10-13-2009, 11:46 AM

K I am out, need to refresh a bit before I leave for Berlin!!

Damian, was great playing alongside with you man!

PorstarGobler, enjoy yourself!

Miz_Wright · 10-13-2009, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Liz-ster

Maybe you should print up informational flyers and ejumacate the other sports fans as to the new name?

Then their shit can be amused too.

Word.

Mind if I use your graphic? I can post at the tailgates and use as the flip side of my stadium letters.

Kisses.

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald

K I am out, need to refresh a bit before I leave for Berlin!!

Damian, was great playing alongside with you man!

PorstarGobler, enjoy yourself!

Have a brilliant trip man, and yes, been an honour.

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Word.

Mind if I use your graphic? I can post at the tailgates and use as the flip side of my stadium letters.

Kisses.

No, that's cool. Take pics.

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?

Yes Damian we all know now that you intentionally use outdated browsers

How is a website intentionally outdated?

Are you suggesting I installed an old version of firefox and took the screengrab of your site borked?

Cool idea.

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?

, and we all know that you love to quote in comments,

What is "quote in comments".

I quote what you say, because if I wrote it as reported speech no one, and I mean NO ONE would believe me.

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?

All you are doing is repeating the same bullshit over and over but avoiding the facts.

Fact. Your site doesn't work in firefox.
Fact. You are really funny.

Thanks for day two of keeping my thread on page one. You rock, duuude.

weekly · 10-13-2009, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Sweety, it's a banable offence to mention other adult boards. How could I possibly list them.

You know as well as I do which they are. How many fake nicks are you up to here?

Gotcha.....

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 12:57 PM

Can anyone get any where on this page?

http://www.pornstarglobal.com/pornstar_bios.html

Seems to me none of the names are clickable and the 'pornstar bio' bits don't work either.

Someone should let him know. No idea who runs the site though?

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Gotcha.....

We really have different definitions of the word gotcha. Two countries separated by a common language and all that.

You see, to me, when you say "gotcha" it means "I got you", or "you fell for my trap". To you, it clearly means "You are too clever to fall for my preschool trap".

Interesting. Thanks for the info's and congrats at your weiner.

weekly · 10-13-2009, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

We really have different definitions of the word gotcha. Two countries separated by a common language and all that.

You see, to me, when you say "gotcha" it means "I got you", or "you fell for my trap". To you, it clearly means "You are too clever to fall for my preschool trap".

Interesting. Thanks for the info's and congrats at your weiner.

Like I said....gotcha. You do speak English, don't you?

Scott McD · 10-13-2009, 01:22 PM

Haven't been to this thread since page 2. Are we still talking about football ??

weekly · 10-13-2009, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Haven't been to this thread since page 2. Are we still talking about football ??

Nah, we are bumpin it for Damian. He is a three time loser and needs the business....

Bump

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?

Come on Damian. Can you please tell us which version of Firefox you are using, and then kindly post a screenshot of your entire screen, browser and all?

Will that help you fix your broken site? If so, I am more than willing to. After all, it looks really shonky when you can't make a site work in all platforms. I understand how bad it makes you look.

If you want me to help you fix your site in private, let me know. My ICQ is 142246474.

xx

matrixfred · 10-13-2009, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

:D

Looks like 'Fag-ball' on both pics here!

JayDeeZee · 10-13-2009, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Can anyone get any where on this page?

http://www.pornstarglobal.com/pornstar_bios.html

Seems to me none of the names are clickable and the 'pornstar bio' bits don't work either.

Someone should let him know. No idea who runs the site though?

I noticed that too and thought it was odd.

Bryan G · 10-13-2009, 01:48 PM

Ya dude I cant click on any of the pornstar Bios either.

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by JayDeeZee

I noticed that too and thought it was odd.

Are you on a Mac man?

This could be serious for my friend here!

Let's all rally round and get his site working properly.

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan

Ya dude I cant click on any of the pornstar Bios either.

Shit! Another!

Pornopat · 10-13-2009, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

My mother thought it was really funny too. I posted yesterday on facebook. She 'liked' the post as you can see.

hahahahahaha...highlight of the thread!

weekly · 10-13-2009, 02:48 PM

Really though, don't fuck with me on internet forums. I pwn j00 all.

says Damian Jennings

CDSmith · 10-13-2009, 03:00 PM

Getting back to the whole rugby vs football topic I wouldn't mind someday seeing a 2 game matchup between the world champion rugby team and the superbowl champs. One game of rugby with the usual rules and one game of American football (pads/equipment loaned to the ruggers).

I hazard a guess, being the betting man that I am and having first-hand knowledge of both sports, that the score would be close in the rugby match and approximately 70-0 in the football game. Of course others will speculate differently.

I doubt it'll ever happen but it would be interesting to see, and would certainly shut a few people up who love to sit around arguing about which sport is "better", no?

weekly · 10-13-2009, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Getting back to the whole rugby vs football topic I wouldn't mind someday seeing a 2 game matchup between the world champion rugby team and the superbowl champs. One game of rugby with the usual rules and one game of American football (pads/equipment loaned to the ruggers).

I hazard a guess, being the betting man that I am and having first-hand knowledge of both sports, that the score would be close in the rugby match and approximately 70-0 in the football game. Of course others will speculate differently.

I doubt it'll ever happen but it would be interesting to see, and would certainly shut a few people up who love to sit around arguing about which sport is "better", no?

The size of the football players would crush a rugby squad. Its physics.

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 03:32 PM

6 pages of pure awesomeness.

Thanks.

TheDA · 10-13-2009, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

6 pages of pure awesomeness.

Thanks.

Yes totally and I have just upgraded my "...it looks odd." to an "It looks shit."

DamianJ · 10-13-2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Really though, don't fuck with me on internet forums. I pwn j00 all.

says Damian Jennings

Oh wow.

You stalk me on forums you are banned from AND you still read my twitter feed?

Fuck me sideways, you need to seek professional advice, darling. You really can take an obsession too far. You are worse than xcite!

Still the attention is cute, if a tad disturbing.

raymor · 10-13-2009, 03:53 PM

Rugby player in his forties (long retired):

John Elway, American football player, in his forties:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ja69mTbL388

:D

weekly · 10-13-2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Oh wow.

You stalk me on forums you are banned from AND you still read my twitter feed?

Fuck me sideways, you need to seek professional advice, darling. You really can take an obsession too far. You are worse than xcite!

Still the attention is cute, if a tad disturbing.

You say darling and sweetie way too much. Xcite, cardinal sin....you have a lot of enemies for a guy pitching programmes, lovie.

weekly · 10-13-2009, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Oh wow.

You stalk me on forums you are banned from AND you still read my twitter feed?

Fuck me sideways, you need to seek professional advice, darling. You really can take an obsession too far. You are worse than xcite!

Still the attention is cute, if a tad disturbing.

BTW, I learned from you when you were stalking and threatening me. Except I don't threaten. You actually really do need help for your obsessions.

10-13-2009, 10:53 AM	#169
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10-13-2009, 11:46 AM	#174
Roald SecretFriends.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: IMC Headquarters Posts: 27,880	K I am out, need to refresh a bit before I leave for Berlin!! Damian, was great playing alongside with you man! PorstarGobler, enjoy yourself! __________________ WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts \| ManUpFilms \| SinfulXXX \| HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com \| telegram: roaldr

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Bryan G Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,338	Ya dude I cant click on any of the pornstar Bios either. __________________ Bryan skype: bryan.glass3 \| ICQ 302999591

10-13-2009, 03:00 PM	#193
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Getting back to the whole rugby vs football topic I wouldn't mind someday seeing a 2 game matchup between the world champion rugby team and the superbowl champs. One game of rugby with the usual rules and one game of American football (pads/equipment loaned to the ruggers). I hazard a guess, being the betting man that I am and having first-hand knowledge of both sports, that the score would be close in the rugby match and approximately 70-0 in the football game. Of course others will speculate differently. I doubt it'll ever happen but it would be interesting to see, and would certainly shut a few people up who love to sit around arguing about which sport is "better", no? __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

10-13-2009, 08:46 AM	#162
weekly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,785	Does Damian owe money again?

10-13-2009, 10:05 AM	#167
Richard Dawkins So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 116	Is it just me or does the thought of couch potatoes who have never "hit" a person in their lives sitting around from the comforts of their chair discussing whether or not one sport hits harder than another - just seem really funny!

10-13-2009, 12:57 PM	#180
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	Can anyone get any where on this page? http://www.pornstarglobal.com/pornstar_bios.html Seems to me none of the names are clickable and the 'pornstar bio' bits don't work either. Someone should let him know. No idea who runs the site though?

10-13-2009, 02:48 PM	#192
weekly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,785	Really though, don't fuck with me on internet forums. I pwn j00 all. says Damian Jennings

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DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	6 pages of pure awesomeness. Thanks.

10-13-2009, 03:53 PM	#198
raymor Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,745	Rugby player in his forties (long retired): John Elway, American football player, in his forties: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ja69mTbL388 :D __________________ For historical display only. This information is not current: support@bettercgi.com ICQ 7208627 Strongbox - The next generation in site security Throttlebox - The next generation in bandwidth control Clonebox - Backup and disaster recovery on steroids Last edited by raymor; 10-13-2009 at 03:57 PM..