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dyna mo · 10-16-2009, 11:57 AM

it's prolly something like "the dog whisperer? pfft. pack leader my ass!"

Quagmire · 10-16-2009, 11:59 AM

He thinks you're his bitch.

dyna mo · 10-16-2009, 12:00 PM

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He thinks you're his bitch.

exactly, cesar milan is full of shit.

FrozenJag · 10-16-2009, 12:00 PM

He's prob thinking god what a douche, real men hire little tight bodies to pick up their dogs shit. :D

j/k bro haha. Luckily I got a decent sized yard and its free fertilizer.

Pixelbucks Eric · 10-16-2009, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by FrozenJag

He's prob thinking god what a douche, real men hire little tight bodies to pick up their dogs shit. :D

j/k bro haha. Luckily I got a decent sized yard and its free fertilizer.

Are you saying your dog doesn't come out of the yard?

fatfoo · 10-16-2009, 12:03 PM

The dog is thinking, "That man is my slave. Look how low he sinks, he picks up my turds."

dyna mo · 10-16-2009, 12:04 PM

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Are you saying your dog doesn't come out of the yard?

he's saying he's not a real man.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-16-2009, 12:06 PM

You need to train your pooch better...

ADG

FrozenJag · 10-16-2009, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pixelbucks Eric

Are you saying your dog doesn't come out of the yard?

Well of course

If I was to take her on a walk she would do her business in the yard first and then go. If I want to run her in a large area I take her to my parents who have 100+ acres to explore, etc.

I cant emagine living in the city, or a dense area where you actually have to pick it up whether on your property or not. Just different situation here in Indiana.

FrozenJag · 10-16-2009, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

he's saying he's not a real man.

they really do have services though where they come to your house and pick up your dogs wastes.

beerptrol · 10-16-2009, 03:03 PM

dyna mo · 10-16-2009, 03:09 PM

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CLASSIC! thx for postin that.

JD · 10-16-2009, 03:17 PM

probably thinking "wtf... i was saving that for later!"

BlackCrayon · 10-16-2009, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by FrozenJag

Well of course

If I was to take her on a walk she would do her business in the yard first and then go. If I want to run her in a large area I take her to my parents who have 100+ acres to explore, etc.

I cant emagine living in the city, or a dense area where you actually have to pick it up whether on your property or not. Just different situation here in Indiana.

I live in the city and backyards are pretty small, of course depending on what area of the city...anyways my old neighbors had 3 dogs. two great danes and a jack russell. They walked the dogs occaisionally but the dogs always pissed/shit in their backyard. The grass was totally dead. The backyard smelled something aweful and they even put down new sod ever year. I think its pretty cruel to treat animals like that, especially big dogs who need to run.

JenniDahling · 10-16-2009, 03:54 PM

"Wow, those pants makes his ass look big... "

After Shock Media · 10-16-2009, 03:57 PM

Assuming they even are thinking about it. At most possible curiosity why you are putting it in a bag to save it for latter, instead of eating it now.

dyna mo · 10-16-2009, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JD

probably thinking "wtf... i was saving that for later!"

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"Wow, those pants makes his ass look big... "

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Assuming they even are thinking about it. At most possible curiosity why you are putting it in a bag to save it for latter, instead of eating it now.

Deej · 10-16-2009, 05:18 PM

Cesar milan dosnt pick up his own dog's shit...

He hires other mexicans to do it for him...

FrozenJag · 10-16-2009, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

I live in the city and backyards are pretty small, of course depending on what area of the city...anyways my old neighbors had 3 dogs. two great danes and a jack russell. They walked the dogs occaisionally but the dogs always pissed/shit in their backyard. The grass was totally dead. The backyard smelled something aweful and they even put down new sod ever year. I think its pretty cruel to treat animals like that, especially big dogs who need to run.

I have to agree.

I hope your not implying im being cruel to my dog?

BlackCrayon · 10-16-2009, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by FrozenJag

I have to agree.

I hope your not implying im being cruel to my dog?

Not at all. Your dog looks pretty happy. Its just a very different thing in the city.

Spunky · 10-16-2009, 08:41 PM

He doesn't think,it's a dog.

ProG · 10-16-2009, 09:12 PM

After Shock Media · 10-16-2009, 09:53 PM

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I have to agree.

I hope your not implying im being cruel to my dog?

I could not let the yard get that bad ever. Just unhealthy for everyone.

MikeSmoke · 10-17-2009, 05:24 AM

"Wow, that would be like ME picking up DOGS."

j/k

dyna mo · 10-17-2009, 06:58 AM

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love it!

dyna mo · 10-17-2009, 07:00 AM

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He doesn't think,it's a dog.

eh? of course dogs think. for instance, they understand command-->behavior-->reward, which is a thought process based on learning, another act of thinking.

dogs also have emotions.

woj · 10-17-2009, 07:42 AM

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Assuming they even are thinking about it. At most possible curiosity why you are putting it in a bag to save it for latter, instead of eating it now.

seeandsee · 10-17-2009, 09:35 AM

i'l pay people to eat my shit

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-17-2009, 07:35 PM

i'm sure he's thinking life is pretty damn good.

J. Falcon · 10-17-2009, 07:54 PM

I've asked myself the same thing.

NickB. · 10-17-2009, 08:13 PM

hahaha that made me spit my coffee all over my desk

Major (Tom) · 10-17-2009, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

it's prolly something like "the dog whisperer? pfft. pack leader my ass!"

He's saying, (In a Stewie Griffin voice) Yea, that's it you little bitch, you like being a little bitch? Ya? Ya? That's it! Pick up those turds you stinky lil bitch.
Thats what your dog is thinking
no homo,'
duke

Thumbler · 10-17-2009, 08:57 PM

He's probably thinking the same thing my dog does when I hold an umbrella over him in the pouring rain so he can have a poop

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