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Old 10-16-2009, 11:57 AM   #1
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i wonder what the dog is thinking while he's watching me pick up his turds?

it's prolly something like "the dog whisperer? pfft. pack leader my ass!"
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Old 10-16-2009, 11:59 AM   #2
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Old 10-16-2009, 12:00 PM   #3
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He thinks you're his bitch.
exactly, cesar milan is full of shit.
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Old 10-16-2009, 12:00 PM   #4
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He's prob thinking god what a douche, real men hire little tight bodies to pick up their dogs shit. :D

j/k bro haha. Luckily I got a decent sized yard and its free fertilizer.
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Old 10-16-2009, 12:02 PM   #5
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He's prob thinking god what a douche, real men hire little tight bodies to pick up their dogs shit. :D

j/k bro haha. Luckily I got a decent sized yard and its free fertilizer.
Are you saying your dog doesn't come out of the yard?
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Old 10-16-2009, 12:03 PM   #6
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The dog is thinking, "That man is my slave. Look how low he sinks, he picks up my turds."
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Old 10-16-2009, 12:04 PM   #7
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Are you saying your dog doesn't come out of the yard?
he's saying he's not a real man.

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Are you saying your dog doesn't come out of the yard?
Well of course

If I was to take her on a walk she would do her business in the yard first and then go. If I want to run her in a large area I take her to my parents who have 100+ acres to explore, etc.

I cant emagine living in the city, or a dense area where you actually have to pick it up whether on your property or not. Just different situation here in Indiana.
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Old 10-16-2009, 12:08 PM   #10
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he's saying he's not a real man.

they really do have services though where they come to your house and pick up your dogs wastes.
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Old 10-16-2009, 03:17 PM   #13
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probably thinking "wtf... i was saving that for later!"
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Well of course

If I was to take her on a walk she would do her business in the yard first and then go. If I want to run her in a large area I take her to my parents who have 100+ acres to explore, etc.

I cant emagine living in the city, or a dense area where you actually have to pick it up whether on your property or not. Just different situation here in Indiana.
I live in the city and backyards are pretty small, of course depending on what area of the city...anyways my old neighbors had 3 dogs. two great danes and a jack russell. They walked the dogs occaisionally but the dogs always pissed/shit in their backyard. The grass was totally dead. The backyard smelled something aweful and they even put down new sod ever year. I think its pretty cruel to treat animals like that, especially big dogs who need to run.
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Assuming they even are thinking about it. At most possible curiosity why you are putting it in a bag to save it for latter, instead of eating it now.
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Assuming they even are thinking about it. At most possible curiosity why you are putting it in a bag to save it for latter, instead of eating it now.
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Cesar milan dosnt pick up his own dog's shit...

He hires other mexicans to do it for him...
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I live in the city and backyards are pretty small, of course depending on what area of the city...anyways my old neighbors had 3 dogs. two great danes and a jack russell. They walked the dogs occaisionally but the dogs always pissed/shit in their backyard. The grass was totally dead. The backyard smelled something aweful and they even put down new sod ever year. I think its pretty cruel to treat animals like that, especially big dogs who need to run.
I have to agree.

I hope your not implying im being cruel to my dog?
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I have to agree.

I hope your not implying im being cruel to my dog?
Not at all. Your dog looks pretty happy. Its just a very different thing in the city.
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I have to agree.

I hope your not implying im being cruel to my dog?
I could not let the yard get that bad ever. Just unhealthy for everyone.
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eh? of course dogs think. for instance, they understand command-->behavior-->reward, which is a thought process based on learning, another act of thinking.

dogs also have emotions.
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Assuming they even are thinking about it. At most possible curiosity why you are putting it in a bag to save it for latter, instead of eating it now.
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it's prolly something like "the dog whisperer? pfft. pack leader my ass!"
He's saying, (In a Stewie Griffin voice) Yea, that's it you little bitch, you like being a little bitch? Ya? Ya? That's it! Pick up those turds you stinky lil bitch.
Thats what your dog is thinking
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