Man loses Testicle after random unprovoked attack by Woman on Street - GoFuckYourself.com

d-null · 10-28-2009, 04:33 PM

She must have a pretty hard kick or steel toed boots or something..... the description of her is listed as a tall white girl in her late teens with a slim build.

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Clark was walking along 200th Avenue in the Brookswood area of Langley one afternoon in early September when he passed his assailant on the sidewalk.

“I was looking down and then I took a passing glance and saw her walk up to me,” he said.

That’s when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.

Clark wasn’t aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he “noticed something was missing.”

He consulted his doctor and a specialist, both of whom believed his testicle could be brought down again in surgery.

It wasn’t until he woke up afterwards that he discovered the doctors were wrong — the force of the assault had caused his testicle to rupture. It had to be removed and will be replaced by a prosthetic before Christmas.

http://www.theprovince.com/health/La...272/story.html

Sly · 10-28-2009, 04:35 PM

Would this constitute as a hate crime?

halfpint · 10-28-2009, 04:36 PM

ohhh I feel his pain...

dav3 · 10-28-2009, 04:39 PM

omg, i couldnt even imagine some random woman exploding one of mah balls on the street like that. hopefully they catch the nuttbuster.

AaronM · 10-28-2009, 04:52 PM

A friend of mine is working at a haunt. A couple days ago he scared a girl and she kicked him in the balls. One of his nuts has been swelling so today he went to the hospital. Last I heard they were doing some sort of scan to see the extent of the damage. Sounds like he may lose it.

The shit thing is he was just doing his job. The girl paid to enter the haunt then freaks out and kicks him in the balls then bails. Nobody knows who she is.

Loch · 10-28-2009, 04:55 PM

heard it on the radio driving to work this morning, the guys was so embarrest he waited 2 weeks before reporting it...........

CYF · 10-28-2009, 04:56 PM

omg ouch!

d-null · 10-28-2009, 04:59 PM

"tall, slim" .... she sounds like she could have a future in the dominatrix business

bbwdollars · 10-28-2009, 05:05 PM

i think i would cry

d-null · 10-28-2009, 05:09 PM

BlackCrayon · 10-28-2009, 05:10 PM

chick does that to me for no reason i'm gonna fuck her up!

chronig · 10-28-2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

A friend of mine is working at a haunt. A couple days ago he scared a girl and she kicked him in the balls. One of his nuts has been swelling so today he went to the hospital. Last I heard they were doing some sort of scan to see the extent of the damage. Sounds like he may lose it.

The shit thing is he was just doing his job. The girl paid to enter the haunt then freaks out and kicks him in the balls then bails. Nobody knows who she is.

wow! that sux!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-28-2009, 08:55 PM

That's NUTS!!!

ADG

Iron Fist · 10-28-2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

That's NUTS!!!

ADG

How in the fuck... that's just retarded.

TheSenator · 10-29-2009, 12:16 AM

There is a good ball kicking one...I actually think it is knees to the balls multiple times.

Wilsy · 10-29-2009, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by d-null

Why let a chick do that to you he must have been in absolute agony

Anthony · 10-29-2009, 01:15 AM

They're looking in the wrong place, she's from Abbotsford and is my Ex.

Just kidding, but something she would do.

themadwriter · 10-29-2009, 03:20 AM

for fuck sake, what is the world coming to

digitaldivas · 10-29-2009, 03:28 AM

that is totally fucked!

digitaldivas · 10-29-2009, 03:29 AM

if they catch her, they should pour a bottle of drano down her snatch

LiveDose · 10-29-2009, 04:31 AM

Just reading this thread makes my balls ache.

brassmonkey · 10-29-2009, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

That's NUTS!!!

ADG

CaptainHowdy · 10-29-2009, 05:36 AM

That's hot... but I'm sick.

LoveSandra · 10-29-2009, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

ohhh I feel his pain...

Holly · 10-29-2009, 08:02 AM

We need more women like this in the world.

NBBCash Matze · 10-29-2009, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

Just reading this thread makes my balls ache.

exactly my thoughts when I read this article.

tranza · 10-29-2009, 10:05 AM

That is too fucked up

J. Falcon · 10-29-2009, 10:06 AM

crazy fucking bitch

Vicious_B · 10-29-2009, 10:17 AM

That is obviously a crazy bitch and I hope the catch her before she hurts someone else. I have taught my daughter that you only do that if she is defending herself, to never do it joking around because you don't know the damage you can do to a person.

Tom_PM · 10-29-2009, 10:25 AM

"That?s when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.

Clark wasn?t aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he ?noticed something was missing.?"

Umm.. excuse me? Are we missing a period of time here or what? Nice reporting. Did he fall to the ground? Did he call the cops? Did passersby help him? spit on him? piss on him? Nothing noteworthy occured between a random human kicking him in the groin, and "later that night"?

okee doke.

Scott McD · 10-29-2009, 10:51 AM

I'd have killed the bitch !!!

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