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BSleazy · 11-07-2009, 03:57 PM

Was just at this bar and my fucking card was declined. Said "Auth Down" or some shit like that.

BSleazy · 11-07-2009, 04:10 PM

I just called support and couldn't understand one word the bitch said so I just hung up. hahahah unbelievable.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-07-2009, 04:15 PM

People really try to pay with epass at a bar/restaurant?

MaDalton · 11-07-2009, 04:23 PM

i only use the card to withdraw money, i would not dare to try it for actually paying something - lol

Loch · 11-07-2009, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by area51

People really try to pay with epass at a bar/restaurant?

I have done that hundreds of times with no problem....

Domain Diva · 11-07-2009, 04:29 PM

In admin its saying account cards cannot be used at present due to maintainance going on etc....guess that was the reason

bbobby86 · 11-07-2009, 04:32 PM

i had problem too now, at the ATM...

BSleazy · 11-07-2009, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by area51

People really try to pay with epass at a bar/restaurant?

Ya I've been using it for dam near everything for lots of years. What?

halfpint · 11-07-2009, 04:42 PM

I just logged into epass and it says this

Some ePassporte functionality is currently undergoing maintenance. Many functions will not be available until maintenance is complete. We apologize for the inconvenience and we are working to resolve this matter immediately.

Due to maintenance, your Virtual/Visa Electron balance is currently not available.

Maybe this is why your card got declined

Klen · 11-07-2009, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint

I just logged into epass and it says this

Some ePassporte functionality is currently undergoing maintenance. Many functions will not be available until maintenance is complete. We apologize for the inconvenience and we are working to resolve this matter immediately.

Due to maintenance, your Virtual/Visa Electron balance is currently not available.

Maybe this is why your card got declined

Yes probably i mean how you will withdraw money if amount is 0 dollars at the moment.

d-null · 11-07-2009, 04:43 PM

how can a regular bank visa never have decline downtime for maintenance?

Domain Diva · 11-07-2009, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BCyber

Ya I've been using it for dam near everything for lots of years.

Me to supermarkets...stores and virtual visa for online..never a problem.

As I mentioned they are currently just upgrading/updating thier system....guess a pre warning though would have been cool for those currently out and about using thier cards.

Klen · 11-07-2009, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

how can a regular bank visa never have decline downtime for maintenance?

You cannot compare bank and epassporte which is just service for virtual money.

Dirty Dane · 11-07-2009, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by area51

People really try to pay with epass at a bar/restaurant?

I was wondering more about posting at GFY - from a bar/restaurant.

BSleazy · 11-07-2009, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane

I was wondering more about posting at GFY - from a bar/restaurant.

Who in this thread posted on GFY from a bar/restaurant? Weirdo...

MediaGuy · 11-07-2009, 04:53 PM

Yeah, was just at the video store and mine was declined. Figured it was because of some processors in Canada turning down "international" Visa and other credit cards due to fraud... anyhow, so I log in and all the text at epass is in red and my account balance is unavailable due to maintenance blabla...

Hey, it happens, just not that often for me to care except the timing sucked lol.

So I found I had real money in my pocket and I used it... so weird.

:D

L-Pink · 11-07-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberClaire

guess a pre warning though would have been cool for those currently out and about using thier cards.

Or doing it on a Wednesday .....

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Klen · 11-07-2009, 04:59 PM

Plus ssh keys style for security and epassporte would be ideal service.

BSleazy · 11-07-2009, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy

Yeah, was just at the video store and mine was declined. Figured it was because of some processors in Canada turning down "international" Visa and other credit cards due to fraud... anyhow, so I log in and all the text at epass is in red and my account balance is unavailable due to maintenance blabla...

Hey, it happens, just not that often for me to care except the timing sucked lol.

So I found I had real money in my pocket and I used it... so weird.

:D

Ya I never had problems with them before but this just pissed me off. I looked in my pocket like u and I only had like 35 cents

No wallet or license. Just my epass card.

d-null · 11-07-2009, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane

I was wondering more about posting at GFY - from a bar/restaurant.

what would be wrong with that?

okfling · 11-07-2009, 05:56 PM

yeah they said its their regular 2 month thing they do. why do it in the middle of the day. I guess it has to be in the middle of the day somewhere, but still this is BS.

Chosen · 11-07-2009, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

i only use the card to withdraw money, i would not dare to try it for actually paying something - lol

I've paid with ePass card in restaurants, supermarkets, museums, ticket counters, and never had a problem

tammix · 11-07-2009, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCyber

Was just at this bar and my fucking card was declined. Said "Auth Down" or some shit like that.

were you drunk when trying to use the card? or were you drunk when posting this? Because I find the title of your posting very aggresive (Fucking Epass) unless you have had the same experience in different ocassions, but if its your first time it's not enough for making such a drama, cmon, we know it sometimes can fail.... But if this is a recurring problem then I see your anger, especially if you were paying booze for a chick!

Agent 488 · 11-07-2009, 06:22 PM

read the thread? epass is down.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tammix

were you drunk when trying to use the card? or were you drunk when posting this? Because I find the title of your posting very aggresive (Fucking Epass) unless you have had the same experience in different ocassions, but if its your first time it's not enough for making such a drama, cmon, we know it sometimes can fail.... But if this is a recurring problem then I see your anger, especially if you were paying booze for a chick!

BSleazy · 11-07-2009, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tammix

were you drunk when trying to use the card? or were you drunk when posting this? Because I find the title of your posting very aggresive (Fucking Epass) unless you have had the same experience in different ocassions, but if its your first time it's not enough for making such a drama, cmon, we know it sometimes can fail.... But if this is a recurring problem then I see your anger, especially if you were paying booze for a chick!

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miss_jody · 11-07-2009, 06:31 PM

same with me!!
I called them, they said they're doing maintenance... could be 24 hours or more :/

brassmonkey · 11-07-2009, 06:33 PM

carry cash

miss_jody · 11-07-2009, 06:34 PM

and I use mine all the time at stores, restuarants etc...
why such a surpise people would?

Iron Fist · 11-07-2009, 06:36 PM

That would be like using a PayPal debit card to pay for drinks.... yikes.

RayBonga · 11-07-2009, 06:37 PM

I only use that card at atms.

online for example it never works, both the physical card and the "virtual" card are declined every time.

at restaurants/shops it's 50/50 chance of working

miss_jody · 11-07-2009, 06:37 PM

and why would that be a big deal either?
I often use my paypal debit card to pay for stuff also
credit card is a credit card

E$_manager · 11-07-2009, 06:38 PM

working fine now

CYF · 11-07-2009, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristie

working fine now

yeah, seems to be working again

Arnox · 11-07-2009, 07:30 PM

Quick question to you guys

I'm currently trying to get an ePass, when I upload all of my stuff can I withdraw my money straight to a Credit/Debit mastercard?

CYF · 11-07-2009, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arnox

Quick question to you guys

I'm currently trying to get an ePass, when I upload all of my stuff can I withdraw my money straight to a Credit/Debit mastercard?

I don't think the credit card stuff is working right now.

You can withdraw money to a checking account for a $3 fee, it takes a couple days tho.

The fee to withdraw money at an atm is only $2, but the card is $35 a year.

Robocrop · 11-07-2009, 08:02 PM

He is mad coz the girl he had with him had to pay haha.

King of Pop · 11-07-2009, 08:03 PM

I have $20 missing from my epass when their maintance happend

rowan · 11-07-2009, 08:05 PM

I got burned a couple of times when using my epass for purchases (both the declined and double charge that sticks around for 30 days issues)... I now stick to withdrawing cash from an ATM. epass's systems are nowhere near as reliable as a bank.

seeandsee · 11-07-2009, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

carry cash

Arnox · 11-07-2009, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF

I don't think the credit card stuff is working right now.

You can withdraw money to a checking account for a $3 fee, it takes a couple days tho.

The fee to withdraw money at an atm is only $2, but the card is $35 a year.

I assume the credit card stuff not working is only temp? I plan to have my ePass account on Wednesday, but I want to know if I will be able to withdraw straight to my MasterCard Debit Card.

Michael O · 11-08-2009, 07:00 AM

There were some technical issues yesterday that caused transactions to be declined, we apologize for the inconvenience this caused.

It is still possible to withdraw to a credit card.

wizzart · 11-08-2009, 09:01 AM

Shit happens

Denny · 11-08-2009, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

i only use the card to withdraw money, i would not dare to try it for actually paying something - lol

same here

BSleazy · 11-08-2009, 10:00 AM

God dam a lot of u people are stupid. Anyways, my card is working now and I'm off to Walmart to go grocery shopping.

Davy · 11-08-2009, 11:06 AM

Epassporte rocks. I never tried to pay at a bar with it, though.
Just go around the corner to an ATM.

fatfoo · 11-08-2009, 11:09 AM

Yeah, epassporte is malfunctional sometimes. For a short period of time they get technical difficulties or whatever.

Waiter · 11-08-2009, 11:29 AM

I'm using my epass for everything and everywhere ... never have problems till now ...

Barefootsies · 11-08-2009, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by area51

People really try to pay with epass at a bar/restaurant?

lagcam · 11-08-2009, 11:49 AM

Sod's Law (also known as Murphy's Law)

"If anything can go wrong, it will."

ie Meet a hot chick, offer to buy her a drink and then back to yours, she agrees, you pull out the old epassporte card and ......storm home, log into gfy and post a thread about epassporte.

epassporte should issue mastercards, it would make a great "priceless" advert.

Phallus Fondue · 11-08-2009, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint

I just logged into epass and it says this
Some ePassporte functionality is currently undergoing maintenance. Many functions will not be available until maintenance is complete. We apologize for the inconvenience and we are working to resolve this matter immediately.
Due to maintenance, your Virtual/Visa Electron balance is currently not available.
Maybe this is why your card got declined

Maybe they should send out a fucking email to peoples alternate email address or an SMS message to alert people of this issue so they do not have a problem. Not that not being able to pay for something out of the blue would ever be a real problem for people. Surely it is a less of an issue than sending out a mass mail if they gave a rats ass about people.

Oh and nobody needs to mention security issues, since we all know they can email alternate emails without a security concern if they really cared. Other companies have no issues doing it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharphead

That would be like using a PayPal debit card to pay for drinks.... yikes.

Why not, I use paypal debit all of the time to pay for things. I actually enjoy getting the monthly 2% cash back reward on all signed transactions. I actually pay the majority of my personal living expenses through my paypal debit card.
Not once have I been denied or had the transaction not go through. Then again they actually take the time and understand the FUCKING SIMPLE CONCEPT of both customer service and emailing me at my personal email address about any up coming downtimes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arnox

I assume the credit card stuff not working is only temp? I plan to have my ePass account on Wednesday, but I want to know if I will be able to withdraw straight to my MasterCard Debit Card.

Last I heard is they have no FUCKING IDEA when they will get it back. They also do not seem to want to give a real public reason for it. Pretty damn clear that it seems they got kicked to the curb by the credit card companies but like I said, they just say it is an ongoing problem.

[qoute=Davy]Epassporte rocks. I never tried to pay at a bar with it, though.
Just go around the corner to an ATM.[/quote]
Yeah it sure does fucking rock. Well primarily because it has zero real competition in the adult arena. Plus so many in adult think they can use it to avoid taxes and you get paid by your sponsors so easily for it and they eat the fee's. Where typically you would have to wait a few days to get paid (which you still do with epass but you do not see it). Also you do not have any check fee's.

Lets be honest. If your not an oversea's webmaster epass does not rock. If your in the US and think they rock your hiding shit and just willing to get ass raped nightly. Unless you really would put up with a company that does the following all of the time.

Randomly denies transactions offline without warning you.
Has next to zero support and what it calls support is piss poor outsourced 3rd world phone support to techs that not only know nothing but they have zero power to fix anything.
Makes claims to do things that it rarely does, like make transactions online which almost never work.
Makes you jump through hoops, send in numerous forms of ID online to get your account approved (card/banking regulations and all) yet tells you your on your own when you get ripped off by another user and SOMEHOW fraud/scam users can get accounts easier than purchasing candy while it will take you weeks plus even more faxing in documents to get your only account.
Has only 1 employee who seems to make the whole company work or can get anything done with the company and if he in not around or unavailable because he has a life yet no one who can fill in for him to provide support for a company that rakes in millions on transactions alone.
Still has the audacity to charge you a yearly fee even if you do not need a physical card, and the card itself may cost even more (I honestly forget).
Charges you a fairly hefty fee to get access to your money even though the non adult equivalent who also has managed to get FDIC insured while they are not can let you do it for free or even pay you cash back in comparison, since the non adult one is happy enough making money just one way.
Compared to the non adult one still charges a fee for a card that only lasts a year while the non adult one gives free cards that last more than a year plus no yearly fee for access.
Non adult one also has throw away card numbers for online use, offers insurance, person to person transaction dispute abilities, FDIC insurance, anti fraud devices and a team on payroll for anti fraud measures.
List could keep going on.

Yet they ROCK! Fucking come on and be serious. They far from rock and honestly know they only have to give you barely enough of a service to get buy and people will still nurse at their weeping anal juice soaked cock, since they have no real competition to make them give a rats ass about you.

11-07-2009, 03:57 PM	#1
BSleazy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: USA Posts: 6,721	Fucking Epassporte Was just at this bar and my fucking card was declined. Said "Auth Down" or some shit like that. __________________ icq 156131086

11-07-2009, 04:10 PM	#2
BSleazy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: USA Posts: 6,721	I just called support and couldn't understand one word the bitch said so I just hung up. hahahah unbelievable. __________________ icq 156131086

11-07-2009, 04:23 PM	#4
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11-07-2009, 04:29 PM	#6
Domain Diva Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: UK/USA/Canada ICQ : 494318698 Email:[email protected] Posts: 10,180	In admin its saying account cards cannot be used at present due to maintainance going on etc....guess that was the reason __________________ Cams-Tube-Dating Domains Available At Trade Prices ! Domains For Sale ICQ:494318698

11-07-2009, 04:32 PM	#7
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11-07-2009, 04:15 PM	#3
area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,164	People really try to pay with epass at a bar/restaurant?

11-07-2009, 04:42 PM	#9
halfpint GFY's Halfpint Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: UK Posts: 15,223	I just logged into epass and it says this Some ePassporte functionality is currently undergoing maintenance. Many functions will not be available until maintenance is complete. We apologize for the inconvenience and we are working to resolve this matter immediately. Due to maintenance, your Virtual/Visa Electron balance is currently not available. Maybe this is why your card got declined __________________ Get FREE website listings on Cryptocoinshops.net

11-07-2009, 04:43 PM	#11
d-null . . . Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 13,724	how can a regular bank visa never have decline downtime for maintenance?

11-07-2009, 04:53 PM	#16
MediaGuy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Montrealquebecanada Posts: 5,500	Yeah, was just at the video store and mine was declined. Figured it was because of some processors in Canada turning down "international" Visa and other credit cards due to fraud... anyhow, so I log in and all the text at epass is in red and my account balance is unavailable due to maintenance blabla... Hey, it happens, just not that often for me to care except the timing sucked lol. So I found I had real money in my pocket and I used it... so weird. :D __________________ YOU Are Industry News! Press Releases: pr[at]payoutmag.com Facebook: Payout Magazine! Facebook: MIKEB! ICQ: 248843947 Skype: Mediaguy1

11-07-2009, 04:59 PM	#18
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Plus ssh keys style for security and epassporte would be ideal service.

11-07-2009, 05:56 PM	#21
okfling So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 112	yeah they said its their regular 2 month thing they do. why do it in the middle of the day. I guess it has to be in the middle of the day somewhere, but still this is BS.

11-07-2009, 06:31 PM	#26
miss_jody Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 807	same with me!! I called them, they said they're doing maintenance... could be 24 hours or more :/

11-07-2009, 06:33 PM	#27
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11-07-2009, 06:34 PM	#28
miss_jody Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 807	and I use mine all the time at stores, restuarants etc... why such a surpise people would?

11-07-2009, 06:36 PM	#29
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11-07-2009, 06:37 PM	#30
RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	I only use that card at atms. online for example it never works, both the physical card and the "virtual" card are declined every time. at restaurants/shops it's 50/50 chance of working

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11-07-2009, 07:30 PM	#34
Arnox Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Radelaide Posts: 2,160	Quick question to you guys I'm currently trying to get an ePass, when I upload all of my stuff can I withdraw my money straight to a Credit/Debit mastercard? __________________ Need Text? X Copywriters \| Adult Writing Service - [email protected]

11-07-2009, 08:02 PM	#36
Robocrop Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Hollywood Posts: 2,785	He is mad coz the girl he had with him had to pay haha.

11-07-2009, 08:03 PM	#37
King of Pop So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 230	I have $20 missing from my epass when their maintance happend

11-07-2009, 08:05 PM	#38
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I got burned a couple of times when using my epass for purchases (both the declined and double charge that sticks around for 30 days issues)... I now stick to withdrawing cash from an ATM. epass's systems are nowhere near as reliable as a bank.

11-08-2009, 07:00 AM	#41
Michael O More Cowbell Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nakhom Nowhere Posts: 10,607	There were some technical issues yesterday that caused transactions to be declined, we apologize for the inconvenience this caused. It is still possible to withdraw to a credit card. __________________ Truth Teller

11-08-2009, 09:01 AM	#42
wizzart scriptmaster Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Location: Serbia Posts: 5,237	Shit happens

11-08-2009, 10:00 AM	#44
BSleazy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: USA Posts: 6,721	God dam a lot of u people are stupid. Anyways, my card is working now and I'm off to Walmart to go grocery shopping. __________________ icq 156131086

11-08-2009, 11:06 AM	#45
Davy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 4,323	Epassporte rocks. I never tried to pay at a bar with it, though. Just go around the corner to an ATM. __________________ --- ICQ 14-76-98 <-- I don't use this at all

11-08-2009, 11:09 AM	#46
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11-08-2009, 11:29 AM	#47
Waiter Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 15,986	I'm using my epass for everything and everywhere ... never have problems till now ... __________________ The Best Web Hosting Plan ... Amerinoc.com / Unlimited Transfer / Unlimited Web Space / Unlimited Domains / Unlimited Email + Databases ... And much more at Amerinoc.com

11-08-2009, 11:49 AM	#49
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