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Phil · 11-09-2009, 12:47 PM

How bad is recovery?

Babaganoosh · 11-09-2009, 12:49 PM

No idea. I tried to find a doctor to do one on me when I was 23 and they all refused. Now I am 34 with my first child on the way. Gonna call all the docs that refused to do my vasectomy and see if they will at least kick in for a gift for the baby shower if not contribute to the college fund.

Vendzilla · 11-09-2009, 12:51 PM

Not bad, healed quick, not a big deal, but I've heard some horror stories of swelling, bruising, nasty scar
I don't even have a scar from it

ExtremeBank_Adam · 11-09-2009, 12:51 PM

Had one 15 years ago... played a softball game that same night. I'm sure things are even better today...

L-Pink · 11-09-2009, 01:20 PM

You are aware you will cum differently right? No more big wet loads just dust like baby-powder .....

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BVF · 11-09-2009, 01:24 PM

Why in the fuck would you fix yourself? I'll be busting fertile nuts until I die.....

Calico Jack · 11-09-2009, 01:27 PM

I know a few people who've had them and it seems everyone's recovery rate is different. I do know of a guy who had it done during his lunch and went straight back to work. A friend was off work for 10 days.
I hade one around 6 years ago. It took 2 weeks for the swelling to go down and around a month before I felt back to normal. I have two small scare each side of the scotum.
The experience was not pleasant, it was painful and uncomfortable afterwards, however it was worth it.

mikesinner · 11-09-2009, 01:30 PM

Don't do it. It's just not right.

bad_influence · 11-09-2009, 01:42 PM

I hear that most people don't have any problems at all.
My experience was much like Calico Jacks but that was over 30 years ago. I am sure nowadays it is much easier.
It made sex fun again with no worries about the wife (or others) getting pregnant and I never regretted the decision.

candyflip · 11-09-2009, 02:00 PM

We just had two babies within 12 months of each other. My girl spend 18+ months out of 21 pregnant.

She's been hounding me to get snipped and I am standing my ground on this one.

halfpint · 11-09-2009, 02:03 PM

This fits

I once knew a drunk girl from neath
Who used to circumsize cocks with her teeth
It wasent the cum that made her drunk
It was the puss from the sores underneath

mvee · 11-09-2009, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

You are aware you will cum differently right? No more big wet loads just dust like baby-powder .....

That is a drawback

CPimp · 11-09-2009, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

Why in the fuck would you fix yourself? I'll be busting fertile nuts until I die.....

Ditto...

MaDalton · 11-09-2009, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

You are aware you will cum differently right? No more big wet loads just dust like baby-powder .....

.

lol - i hope no one believes that

candyflip · 11-09-2009, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint

This fits

I once knew a drunk girl from neath
Who used to circumsize cocks with her teeth
It wasent the cum that made her drunk
It was the puss from the sores underneath

How does this fit?

ExtremeBank_Adam · 11-09-2009, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mvee

That is a drawback

It's also not true.

james_clickmemedia · 11-09-2009, 02:41 PM

Go for the laser (no scalpel) procedure.

They usually do operation on friday and you are good to go back to work monday. No working out for 7 days. Should be 100% within 10 days.

Phil · 11-09-2009, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

Why in the fuck would you fix yourself? I'll be busting fertile nuts until I die.....

I dont need any more kids.

Phil · 11-09-2009, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by james_clickmemedia

Go for the laser (no scalpel) procedure.

They usually do operation on friday and you are good to go back to work monday. No working out for 7 days. Should be 100% within 10 days.

my doc recomended some sort of freezing procedure or laser. no scars these days.

MaDalton · 11-09-2009, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

my doc recomended some sort of freezing procedure or laser. no scars these days.

freezing? like putting your balls in liquid nitrogen and then smashing them on the table?

DudeRick · 11-09-2009, 04:20 PM

Agent 488 · 11-09-2009, 04:26 PM

had a friend who had to get one in his late 20s. ended up losing his penis.

Vendzilla · 11-09-2009, 04:33 PM

they tear the ballsack open, it heals faster that way, then they cut both tubes, sew up the ends, they use to burn them

CaptainHowdy · 11-09-2009, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

had a friend who had to get one in his late 20s. ended up losing his penis.

I wouldn't mind that, it saves you a lot of future trouble...

JP-pornshooter · 11-09-2009, 04:58 PM

ooouccchhh hurts just reading this thread..

Dennis69 · 11-09-2009, 05:08 PM

I had it done about 2 years ago... had a bit of discomfort for about 2 hours and then everything was great, about 2 weeks later I had alot of pain and sweeling, went back under the knife and the doctor said he didn't know what it was and I almost tore my hair out on the table... whatever it was it wouldn't freeze, still got the lump to this day!

tiger · 11-09-2009, 05:38 PM

No thanks.

fryer · 11-09-2009, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

We just had two babies within 12 months of each other. My girl spend 18+ months out of 21 pregnant.

She's been hounding me to get snipped and I am standing my ground on this one.

I'm in the same boat as you. I'm not sure if I want to get it done.

J. Falcon · 11-09-2009, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

You are aware you will cum differently right? No more big wet loads just dust like baby-powder .....

.

That sucks.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 11-09-2009, 08:04 PM

Why don't you just pull out and blast it on her instead of in her?

joefriday · 11-09-2009, 08:52 PM

I had it done about 4 years ago , and there was a little discomfort for a few days , and was back to work within 3 days. I have never regretted and have never looked back.

When I was getting it done, (the Doctors office had been broken into during the night) there was 3 cops walking around the place filing out a report, I was more worried about them coming in to the room than I was about the procedure.

Wilbo · 11-10-2009, 04:41 AM

I had it done about 10 years ago, no big deal. I was back to normal after a week, no swelling or anything.

Dirty Lord · 11-10-2009, 04:44 AM

you gonna loose your balls!

v4 media · 11-10-2009, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

We just had two babies within 12 months of each other. My girl spend 18+ months out of 21 pregnant.

She's been hounding me to get snipped and I am standing my ground on this one.

Damn right. tell her to get snipped.

pornguy · 11-10-2009, 07:24 AM

I need it done as well but not tooo sure about it.

czarina · 11-10-2009, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Not bad, healed quick, not a big deal, but I've heard some horror stories of swelling, bruising, nasty scar
I don't even have a scar from it

can you bend that far to look?

SubAms · 11-10-2009, 08:50 AM

Had it done this year.
30 minute job, bit of pain when they cut the tubes and you feel them twang all the way up to your neck.
Played golf the next day with jet black bollocks the size of water melons stuffed into some very tight kiddie pants.
All normal after a week. Spunk still looks and tastes the same (er, according to the wife!)

Go for it

raven1083 · 11-10-2009, 08:54 AM

no way!!!

quantum-x · 11-10-2009, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SubAms

Had it done this year.
30 minute job, bit of pain when they cut the tubes and you feel them twang all the way up to your neck.
Played golf the next day with jet black bollocks the size of water melons stuffed into some very tight kiddie pants.
All normal after a week. Spunk still looks and tastes the same (er, according to the wife!)

Go for it

Hilarious.

Eric · 11-10-2009, 08:59 AM

Had mine done earlier this year. Small discomfort during the procedure, but was BSing with the doctor the entire time. He told me to sit my ass on the couch for three days and ice my sack. I did was he told me and had a quick recovery.

No difference in the load at all!

Iron Fist · 11-10-2009, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

I dont need any more kids.

So.... little weak in the self-control department or she doesn't want to go on the pill? How nice.. yet another feminist girl who won't change for you, but you need to change for her.. sounds like she wears the pants in that relationship. Hope you never break up because you'll be regretting that decision for the rest of your life.

Phil · 11-10-2009, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

So.... little weak in the self-control department or she doesn't want to go on the pill? How nice.. yet another feminist girl who won't change for you, but you need to change for her.. sounds like she wears the pants in that relationship. Hope you never break up because you'll be regretting that decision for the rest of your life.

was that a question or a statement?
pill or not pill, shit happens.

Iron Fist · 11-10-2009, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

was that a question or a statement?
pill or not pill, shit happens.

Just sayin.... what has been done can not be undone.

SubAms · 11-10-2009, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

Just sayin.... what has been done can not be undone.

er, yes it can

Sid70 · 11-10-2009, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

Why in the fuck would you fix yourself? I'll be busting fertile nuts until I die.....

thats da thing i would have to agree wid my AA broda.

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bad_influence Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 38	I hear that most people don't have any problems at all. My experience was much like Calico Jacks but that was over 30 years ago. I am sure nowadays it is much easier. It made sex fun again with no worries about the wife (or others) getting pregnant and I never regretted the decision.

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Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	Had mine done earlier this year. Small discomfort during the procedure, but was BSing with the doctor the entire time. He told me to sit my ass on the couch for three days and ice my sack. I did was he told me and had a quick recovery. No difference in the load at all! __________________ No One