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Wolfy · 11-12-2009, 08:09 PM

Picture this:

You press a button on the screen and you see the animation happen - stuff is getting shaken. Like,

a hand shaking dice at a craps table
a set of dice in a Yahtzee cup
a bunch of rocks in a ceremonial indian bowl
fill it in

Then it gets dumped on to the screen, and you see the results:

[a] [b] [c] [d]!

I want to be able to control the possible outcomes for A, B, C, and D.

I need a flash designer to make the animation and show me how to drive the final product. I want to be able to add options for a-b-c-d, so the final product will read:

"Once upon a time,

A = This, One, A
B = big, large, giant, huge
C = ant, mole, rat, monkey
D = stole, gave, wiped his ass with

a monstrous cheese sandwich."

The visitor will press the button, see some kind of animation, and then see a combination of those options. Like:

"Once upon a time, A giant monkey wiped his ass with a monstrous cheese sandwich."

Any takers?

ArsewithClass · 11-12-2009, 08:22 PM

What type of site is this for???

I dont understand. It seems like a program for children.

Wolfy · 11-12-2009, 08:40 PM

who gives a fuck?

ArsewithClass · 11-12-2009, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfy

who gives a fuck?

??? Curiosity

Wolfy · 11-13-2009, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

??? Curiosity

if Curiosity is looking for a job and does flash design, tell him or her to holler at me

JamesK · 11-13-2009, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfy

if Curiosity is looking for a job and does flash design, tell him or her to holler at me

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-13-2009, 09:32 AM

Contact Basic_man, he just did some Flash work for me, and really seems to know his stuff.

Basic_man · 11-13-2009, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Contact Basic_man, he just did some Flash work for me, and really seems to know his stuff.

Thanks mate

Wolfy, contact me on ICQ to discuss a bit more about your project

ICQ : 349-164-75

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-13-2009, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man

Thanks mate

Wolfy, contact me on ICQ to discuss a bit more about your project

ICQ : 349-164-75

Didn't take you long to find your way in here

Wolfy · 11-13-2009, 11:02 AM

sent basic_man

Deej · 11-13-2009, 01:11 PM

lemme get this straight...

Youw ant to be able to click one of 4 buttons... each of those buttons holding a value of noun adjective or whatever.

based on their selection it puts the combination together into an animation?

So basically if someone clicked your series then they would see a giant mopnkey wiping his ass with a sammich?

Will there only be a set amount of options? or will the animation most likely end up being the same? or truly random on button click?

Wolfy · 11-13-2009, 01:48 PM

Let me clarify, I just thought of a better example - a slot machine. Picture a slot machine, with spilling reels. Reels have the following options - words, instead of cherries, bars, and 7s.

Push the button, the reels spin... and you get a combination that makes a random sentence.

A = This, One, A
B = big, large, giant, huge
C = ant, mole, rat, monkey
D = stole, gave, wiped his ass with

Could make: A big ant stole

Or: This large rat gave

Or: one huge monkey stole

I want to be able to add to the options, perhaps via a text file. The options will be basic, I just want to give it a bit of flair before the results are shown.

Make more sense?

Deej · 11-13-2009, 01:51 PM

ok ok, so you just want the options to be animated in their output... you dont actually want the big rat stealing sandwiches in the animation...?

Wolfy · 11-13-2009, 02:17 PM

correct.

Although that would be awesome :D

jack.nasty · 11-14-2009, 07:56 AM

I can do precisely what you want. and maybe a few more, since I have some ideas to improve it.

please, feel free to contact me. I will be pleased to help.

cheers

jack

Wolfy · 11-16-2009, 06:26 AM

icq in sig.

bobby666 · 11-16-2009, 01:50 PM

i only know flash gordon

Lord Voldemort · 11-16-2009, 01:52 PM

a gaming site, obviously

Wolfy · 11-18-2009, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Voldemort

a gaming site, obviously

although one would think that... I'm going to go ahead and reject your theory. Next?

Wolfy · 11-21-2009, 03:05 PM

no flash designers out there.

11-12-2009, 08:09 PM	#1
Wolfy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 3,574	flash designers... holla. Picture this: You press a button on the screen and you see the animation happen - stuff is getting shaken. Like, a hand shaking dice at a craps table a set of dice in a Yahtzee cup a bunch of rocks in a ceremonial indian bowl fill it in Then it gets dumped on to the screen, and you see the results: [a] [b] [c] [d]! I want to be able to control the possible outcomes for A, B, C, and D. I need a flash designer to make the animation and show me how to drive the final product. I want to be able to add options for a-b-c-d, so the final product will read: "Once upon a time, A = This, One, A B = big, large, giant, huge C = ant, mole, rat, monkey D = stole, gave, wiped his ass with a monstrous cheese sandwich." The visitor will press the button, see some kind of animation, and then see a combination of those options. Like: "Once upon a time, A giant monkey wiped his ass with a monstrous cheese sandwich." Any takers?

11-13-2009, 01:11 PM	#11
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	lemme get this straight... Youw ant to be able to click one of 4 buttons... each of those buttons holding a value of noun adjective or whatever. based on their selection it puts the combination together into an animation? So basically if someone clicked your series then they would see a giant mopnkey wiping his ass with a sammich? Will there only be a set amount of options? or will the animation most likely end up being the same? or truly random on button click? __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

11-13-2009, 01:51 PM	#13
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	ok ok, so you just want the options to be animated in their output... you dont actually want the big rat stealing sandwiches in the animation...? __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

11-14-2009, 07:56 AM	#15
jack.nasty Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: São Paulo * Brazil * Posts: 1,361	Hi There I can do precisely what you want. and maybe a few more, since I have some ideas to improve it. please, feel free to contact me. I will be pleased to help. cheers jack __________________ - - - - - - ICQ: 244-010-962 * Skype, Email & Msn: jack.nasty [at] gmail.com

11-16-2009, 01:50 PM	#17
bobby666 boots are my religion Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Heart of europe Posts: 21,765	i only know flash gordon __________________

11-12-2009, 08:22 PM	#2
ArsewithClass So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: UK Posts: 7,957	What type of site is this for??? I dont understand. It seems like a program for children.

11-12-2009, 08:40 PM	#3
Wolfy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 3,574	who gives a fuck?

11-13-2009, 09:32 AM	#7
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	Contact Basic_man, he just did some Flash work for me, and really seems to know his stuff.

11-13-2009, 11:02 AM	#10
Wolfy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 3,574	sent basic_man

11-13-2009, 01:48 PM	#12
Wolfy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 3,574	Let me clarify, I just thought of a better example - a slot machine. Picture a slot machine, with spilling reels. Reels have the following options - words, instead of cherries, bars, and 7s. Push the button, the reels spin... and you get a combination that makes a random sentence. A = This, One, A B = big, large, giant, huge C = ant, mole, rat, monkey D = stole, gave, wiped his ass with Could make: A big ant stole Or: This large rat gave Or: one huge monkey stole I want to be able to add to the options, perhaps via a text file. The options will be basic, I just want to give it a bit of flair before the results are shown. Make more sense?

11-13-2009, 02:17 PM	#14
Wolfy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 3,574	correct. Although that would be awesome :D

11-16-2009, 06:26 AM	#16
Wolfy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 3,574	icq in sig.

11-16-2009, 01:52 PM	#18
Lord Voldemort Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: in your darkest dreams Posts: 181	a gaming site, obviously

11-21-2009, 03:05 PM	#20
Wolfy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 3,574	no flash designers out there.