Average Number of Times A Human Farts Per Day? - GoFuckYourself.com

BFT3K · 11-15-2009, 01:01 AM

I think I read somewhere, that the answer is like 10 to 15 or something.

That is all...

SleazyDream · 11-15-2009, 01:03 AM

depends on the human - some keep the average up for others

11-15-2009, 01:08 AM

Depends on what I ate that day.

tiger · 11-15-2009, 01:24 AM

I like to get all my farts out in the morning.

halfpint · 11-15-2009, 03:09 AM

Nice informative thread

Mutt · 11-15-2009, 03:31 AM

depends on the day and what you ate/drank - i honestly don't remember farting even once today. don't think i took a dump either and peed only once. i might be a cyborg.

After Shock Media · 11-15-2009, 09:34 AM

People do let out a lot more gas than they realize though to. Lots of silent ones you do not even feel leak out. Pretty sure they covered this on mythbusters and had the girl in a fart suit that they more than likely auctioned off on ebay.

american pervert · 11-15-2009, 10:49 AM

14........

seeandsee · 11-15-2009, 10:59 AM

i fart at night and morning :FD

NBBCash Matze · 11-15-2009, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by tiger

I like to get all my farts out in the morning.

yeah the morning should be seperated in this statistics

junction · 11-15-2009, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by tiger

I like to get all my farts out in the morning.

Makes me think of an apartment I lived in years ago. A thick chick lived above me, and her bathroom was right above mine. She ripped the biggest farts I've ever heard come out of a woman every morning. I always imagined the ass of her giant panties stained and shredded.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-15-2009, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

People do let out a lot more gas than they realize though to. Lots of silent ones you do not even feel leak out. Pretty sure they covered this on mythbusters and had the girl in a fart suit that they more than likely auctioned off on ebay.

doesn't really hold any owrth unless it still contains some fart.

i'd sniff kari byron's farts....

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-15-2009, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by junction

Makes me think of an apartment I lived in years ago. A thick chick lived above me, and her bathroom was right above mine. She ripped the biggest farts I've ever heard come out of a woman every morning. I always imagined the ass of her giant panties stained and shredded.

After Shock Media · 11-15-2009, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

doesn't really hold any owrth unless it still contains some fart.

i'd sniff kari byron's farts....

Well it was like a plastic fart containment diaper if I recall, with a hose to a bag to collect any extra production.

Spunky · 11-15-2009, 01:46 PM

Depends if I eat my raisin bran that morning,that average would triple

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