Announced: Nominations for 2010 AVN Awards - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

JFK · 11-27-2009, 05:34 PM

Fitty Nominations

Major (Tom) · 11-28-2009, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

how many video companies that are non advertisers have won awards?

Yes, I would like that question answered.
Duke

SleazyDream · 11-28-2009, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by kellydivine

Yea AVN never really gets into the we for whatever reason. That sucks. . . I did get 3 Nominations though. So not a total loss. ;)

i voted for you

SleazyDream · 11-28-2009, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Shap

The best website category is a joke.

there is a few legits but several are actually laughing stocks

Major (Tom) · 11-28-2009, 06:59 AM

Yea I get it.. I mean I am a Pariah in this biz and I never ever expected to win any awards.
I have realized that about 6 months into this biz when I started in '02.
However, despite my content being different, I'd put money on it it does better than over 70% of who's been nominated, and is more popular, too. Speaking as a pornographer, and not a webmaster, I look at what has been nominated and I shake my head. It's more of the same. Nothing new, and the usual suspects who suck on the tit of AVN and vice versa.
I am also surprised to see a lot of dvd companies nominated. Haven't they all but died? Maybe it's just AVN's unwillingness to realize that the game has changed, and the days of food catered sets are done and the people truly making a difference and driving the industry aren't in Chatsworth Ca. No one cares about the AVN awards. It's cheesier than the latin soap opera awards. Also, I think there could be some more Ebony stars nominated. What's up with that??
That being said, I think it's time AVN took their business plan, folded it up in a bird made of origami, and let it fly away, or, at worst, let it fly into where the business is headed, not where it was 8 years ago. I'm tired of seeing some methed out porn whore with ribs showing, dancing on the top of someone's booth.
If I was too nice, let me know. I will repost without pulling any punches.
Duke

Major (Tom) · 11-28-2009, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

there is a few legits but several are actually laughing stocks

Yea 1 midnight prowl by Pariah Pictures.
Duke

american pervert · 11-28-2009, 07:36 AM

I actually know a company that spent a good amount of money on a booth at the show and tables at the award show and didn't win a thing. they bitched about it to avn and guess what, the next year they won something

squeaky wheel gets the award....

american pervert · 11-28-2009, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

Yes, I would like that question answered.
Duke

we both know that answer but you will never hear it from avn.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-28-2009, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert

I actually know a company that spent a good amount of money on a booth at the show and tables at the award show and didn't win a thing. they bitched about it to avn and guess what, the next year they won something

squeaky wheel gets the award....

Darrah · 11-28-2009, 07:48 AM

How does Lisa Ann not get nominated for performer of the year? She was everywhere and made Hustler a lot of money. Her first Palin installment is Hustler's best selling video of all time. They just ran that press release announcing how it's their best seller ever.

How does Vicky Vette not get nominated for web starlet when she has the most visited porn star website out there? She is the type to be nominated as a web starlet and not a contract girl. How can a woman who has a contract even be considered for this? She has a contract! The web starlets are the Vicky Vette and Raven Riley's of the world. Not a contract girl.

And how is Sasha Grey nominated for new web starlet? She only has out one or two movies. Where is her website? There is no Grey Art website. Fuck Junkie redirects to SashaGrey.com. And SashaGrey.com is not what you would call a porn site. So where is this website for Sasha to even be considered for new web starlet? The menu to the left leads to none of her videos unless I'm missing something. Where are her new Grey Art videos to even have this brand new company be considered for her to be nominated as new web starlet?

I have NOTHING against Sasha. I'm just pointing out how AVN should never have nominated her. Not because of her but because of her circumstances. There's so much more for me to critique.

LoveSandra · 11-28-2009, 07:52 AM

Congrats

grumpy · 11-28-2009, 10:04 AM

the list with categories is a joke.

Darrah · 11-30-2009, 08:04 PM

How does Angelina Valentine get nominated for Best New Web Starlet if her website, though already up, doesn't officially launch until December 8 with a launch party being held at the Crazy Girls in Hollywood? NOTHING against the girl but just to the powers that be that hand out these nominations.

Evil Chris · 11-30-2009, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

we both know that answer but you will never hear it from avn.

That's because we're not keeping track. Why don't you look it up?

american pervert · 11-30-2009, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

That's because we're not keeping track. Why don't you look it up?

send me the link of all the past winner and i'll do the research, i know what the answer is though.

so what do i win when it comes out I speak the truth? an atta boy? pat on the back? maybe my own avn award???

Evil Chris · 12-01-2009, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

send me the link of all the past winner and i'll do the research, i know what the answer is though.

so what do i win when it comes out I speak the truth? an atta boy? pat on the back? maybe my own avn award???

Find your own links and do your own research. You wanna make accusations? Back them up or... you know what to do.

One of the other things that comes along with awards, is the negativity.

american pervert · 12-01-2009, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

Find your own links and do your own research. You wanna make accusations? Back them up or... you know what to do.

One of the other things that comes along with awards, is the negativity.

lol... i will.. don't worry, if its one thing im good at its doing research.

so i will go back 11 years, the same amount of time i've been in the biz. fair enough???

Evil Chris · 12-01-2009, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

lol... i will.. don't worry, if its one thing im good at its doing research.

so i will go back 11 years, the same amount of time i've been in the biz. fair enough???

11 years! you better get busy...

By the way, what's your agenda?

Major (Tom) · 12-01-2009, 08:49 AM

Bottom Line. If I sponsored an AVN Event I would Win an award.
Bottom Line: If There was an ROI on an AVN event I would sponsor one.

Duke

american pervert · 12-01-2009, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

11 years! you better get busy...

By the way, what's your agenda?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avn_awards

im in no rush....

my agenda is to prove that only advertisers get awards and that the larger the advertiser the more awards.

that's it.

tranza · 12-01-2009, 08:53 AM

Good luck to all the nominees!

MaDalton · 12-01-2009, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avn_awards

im in no rush....

my agenda is to prove that only advertisers get awards and that the larger the advertiser the more awards.

that's it.

well, advertising and buying tables at the award show. cause it would be horrible when you gave awards to people that are not there to receive them

alexchechs · 12-01-2009, 09:03 AM

I ain't gonna front... we are happy with the Noms we got for LA Pink and our site as well as our other releases... thanks to all our fans

Tiffany Preston · 12-01-2009, 09:06 AM

Congrats to all nominees

Evil Chris · 12-01-2009, 10:30 AM

Once again, congratulations to all the nominees. That Wiki article is worth quoting here:

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The AVN Awards are movie awards sponsored and presented by the American adult video industry trade magazine AVN (Adult Video News) to honor exceptional performance in various aspects of the creation and marketing of American pornographic movies. They are called the "Oscars of porn".[1][2][3] The AVN Awards comprise nearly 100 categories, some of which are analogous to industry awards offered in other film and video genres, and others that are specific to pornographic/erotic film and video.

AVN sponsored the first AVN Awards ceremony in February 1984. The award ceremony occurs in early January during the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, in Las Vegas, Nevada. The 2008 AVN Awards were scheduled to air on Showtime on March 14, 2008 at 12am ET/PT [4].

Awards for gay adult video were a part of the AVN awards from the 1986 ceremony through the 1998 ceremony. The increasing number of categories made the show unwieldy and for the 1999 ceremony AVN Magazine began hosting the GayVN Awards, an annual adult movie award event for gay adult video.

26 years of "Oscars of Porn"

JP-pornshooter · 12-01-2009, 12:01 PM

it really is a parody of the oscars..

Redmanthatcould · 12-01-2009, 01:11 PM

You can go through the past winners, and look at their magazine if you want to prove your "facts", since some of you are feeling holy. http://avnawards.avn.com/winners/

Starlet - noun - a young actress promoted and publicized as a future star, esp. in motion pictures.

american pervert · 12-01-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

You can go through the past winners, and look at their magazine if you want to prove your "facts", since some of you are feeling holy. http://avnawards.avn.com/winners/

Starlet - noun - a young actress promoted and publicized as a future star, esp. in motion pictures.

thanks for the link, you are slightly more useful than chris.

tell greg and chuck I say hi

Evil Chris · 12-01-2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

thanks for the link, you are slightly more useful than chris.

tell greg and chuck I say hi

I've heard how useful you are.

american pervert · 12-02-2009, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

I've heard how useful you are.

do tell... im curious

some people think i'm useful enough to set up shop in south america and shoot down here. and i must be doing something right since i've been here 7 months so far

Darrah · 12-02-2009, 04:59 PM

The Oscars of porn? The Oscars are voted by their peers. Not by one company who has a long history of giving awards and nominations to people who don't deserve it. When people ask who is Janie Summers, that should say something about the "best new starlet" category. And how exactly did Kayden Kross, a B-list porn star, get the hosting gig? More well known porn stars, and even legends, have never been asked to host.

american pervert · 12-02-2009, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrah

The Oscars of porn? The Oscars are voted by their peers. Not by one company who has a long history of giving awards and nominations to people who don't deserve it. When people ask who is Janie Summers, that should say something about the "best new starlet" category. And how exactly did Kayden Kross, a B-list porn star, get the hosting gig? More well known porn stars, and even legends, have never been asked to host.

how DARE you question avn's integrity, they are top notch- ask anyone who works there!!

KrissyElise · 12-02-2009, 06:48 PM

10 for Metro! WOOOOO!

Theo · 12-02-2009, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert

do tell... im curious

some people think i'm useful enough to set up shop in south america and shoot down here. and i must be doing something right since i've been here 7 months so far

Argentina? My uncle was a mechanic in cargo ships and traveled around the world... even now he's like 70y.old he recalls memories from Argentina as the most beautiful country in the world!

american pervert · 12-02-2009, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

Argentina? My uncle was a mechanic in cargo ships and traveled around the world... even now he's like 70y.old he recalls memories from Argentina as the most beautiful country in the world!

SI SI SI!!!!

buenos aires is the paris of south america.. it's amazing here. great place to visit and live.

sure as fuck beats living and working in the SFV

Theo · 12-02-2009, 09:41 PM

hahaha I bet, you should post some photos. I've seen lots posted from Brazil posted here and from trips done by friends, but NOTHING from Argentina.

Oh SFV is...sorry guys from porn valley ;-) TERRIBLE! I'm from Greece and still spend a lot of the time there, so it's hard to even run any kind of comparison hahaha

Dirty D · 12-02-2009, 10:38 PM

I am happy that someone nominated Glory Hole Girlz for the Best Oral Series.

I have never sent in a nomination, nor am I an advertiser so it was great to see my gritty reality porn make the cut.

american pervert · 12-03-2009, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty D

I am happy that someone nominated Glory Hole Girlz for the Best Oral Series.

I have never sent in a nomination, nor am I an advertiser so it was great to see my gritty reality porn make the cut.

well shit!! i hope you win and prove me wrong!

i remember before then you wanted to get a nom, you had to send in about 13 copies of each titles you wanted to get the nom for..

11-27-2009, 05:34 PM	#51
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11-28-2009, 06:59 AM	#55
Major (Tom) Anti Communist Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Null Posts: 29,747	Yea I get it.. I mean I am a Pariah in this biz and I never ever expected to win any awards. I have realized that about 6 months into this biz when I started in '02. However, despite my content being different, I'd put money on it it does better than over 70% of who's been nominated, and is more popular, too. Speaking as a pornographer, and not a webmaster, I look at what has been nominated and I shake my head. It's more of the same. Nothing new, and the usual suspects who suck on the tit of AVN and vice versa. I am also surprised to see a lot of dvd companies nominated. Haven't they all but died? Maybe it's just AVN's unwillingness to realize that the game has changed, and the days of food catered sets are done and the people truly making a difference and driving the industry aren't in Chatsworth Ca. No one cares about the AVN awards. It's cheesier than the latin soap opera awards. Also, I think there could be some more Ebony stars nominated. What's up with that?? That being said, I think it's time AVN took their business plan, folded it up in a bird made of origami, and let it fly away, or, at worst, let it fly into where the business is headed, not where it was 8 years ago. I'm tired of seeing some methed out porn whore with ribs showing, dancing on the top of someone's booth. If I was too nice, let me know. I will repost without pulling any punches. Duke __________________ My mother said, to get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom Last edited by Major (Tom); 11-28-2009 at 07:02 AM..

11-28-2009, 07:36 AM	#57
american pervert Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,829	I actually know a company that spent a good amount of money on a booth at the show and tables at the award show and didn't win a thing. they bitched about it to avn and guess what, the next year they won something squeaky wheel gets the award.... __________________ I can resist everything except temptation

11-28-2009, 10:04 AM	#62
grumpy Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Holland Posts: 9,870	the list with categories is a joke. __________________ Don't let greediness blur your vision \| You gotta let some shit slide icq - 441-456-888

12-01-2009, 08:49 AM	#69
Major (Tom) Anti Communist Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Null Posts: 29,747	Bottom Line. If I sponsored an AVN Event I would Win an award. Bottom Line: If There was an ROI on an AVN event I would sponsor one. Duke __________________ My mother said, to get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom

11-28-2009, 07:48 AM	#60
Darrah Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: United States Posts: 577	How does Lisa Ann not get nominated for performer of the year? She was everywhere and made Hustler a lot of money. Her first Palin installment is Hustler's best selling video of all time. They just ran that press release announcing how it's their best seller ever. How does Vicky Vette not get nominated for web starlet when she has the most visited porn star website out there? She is the type to be nominated as a web starlet and not a contract girl. How can a woman who has a contract even be considered for this? She has a contract! The web starlets are the Vicky Vette and Raven Riley's of the world. Not a contract girl. And how is Sasha Grey nominated for new web starlet? She only has out one or two movies. Where is her website? There is no Grey Art website. Fuck Junkie redirects to SashaGrey.com. And SashaGrey.com is not what you would call a porn site. So where is this website for Sasha to even be considered for new web starlet? The menu to the left leads to none of her videos unless I'm missing something. Where are her new Grey Art videos to even have this brand new company be considered for her to be nominated as new web starlet? I have NOTHING against Sasha. I'm just pointing out how AVN should never have nominated her. Not because of her but because of her circumstances. There's so much more for me to critique.

11-28-2009, 07:52 AM	#61
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11-30-2009, 08:04 PM	#63
Darrah Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: United States Posts: 577	How does Angelina Valentine get nominated for Best New Web Starlet if her website, though already up, doesn't officially launch until December 8 with a launch party being held at the Crazy Girls in Hollywood? NOTHING against the girl but just to the powers that be that hand out these nominations.

12-01-2009, 08:53 AM	#71
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12-01-2009, 09:03 AM	#73
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12-01-2009, 09:06 AM	#74
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12-01-2009, 12:01 PM	#76
JP-pornshooter Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: westcoast usa Posts: 4,007	it really is a parody of the oscars.. __________________ "Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection." -- Author Unknown

12-01-2009, 01:11 PM	#77
Redmanthatcould Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,771	You can go through the past winners, and look at their magazine if you want to prove your "facts", since some of you are feeling holy. http://avnawards.avn.com/winners/ Starlet - noun - a young actress promoted and publicized as a future star, esp. in motion pictures.

12-02-2009, 04:59 PM	#81
Darrah Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: United States Posts: 577	The Oscars of porn? The Oscars are voted by their peers. Not by one company who has a long history of giving awards and nominations to people who don't deserve it. When people ask who is Janie Summers, that should say something about the "best new starlet" category. And how exactly did Kayden Kross, a B-list porn star, get the hosting gig? More well known porn stars, and even legends, have never been asked to host. Last edited by Darrah; 12-02-2009 at 04:59 PM.. Reason: typo

12-02-2009, 06:48 PM	#83
KrissyElise Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Porn Valley Posts: 635	10 for Metro! WOOOOO!

12-02-2009, 09:41 PM	#86
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,524	hahaha I bet, you should post some photos. I've seen lots posted from Brazil posted here and from trips done by friends, but NOTHING from Argentina. Oh SFV is...sorry guys from porn valley ;-) TERRIBLE! I'm from Greece and still spend a lot of the time there, so it's hard to even run any kind of comparison hahaha

12-02-2009, 10:38 PM	#87
Dirty D Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Paying Webmasters Millions Since 1999 Posts: 4,044	I am happy that someone nominated Glory Hole Girlz for the Best Oral Series. I have never sent in a nomination, nor am I an advertiser so it was great to see my gritty reality porn make the cut. __________________ Dirty D - ICQ #1326843 - $1 Million Dollars of Bonus Money - 8,000+ FHG! Glory Hole Girlz - Crack Whore Confessions - Tampa Bukkake - Slut Wife Training - Fuck a Fan Electricity Play - Porn Video Drive - Theater Sluts - Skunk Riley - Ukraine Amateurs - Strapon Sessions