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Fletch XXX · 12-28-2009, 07:03 AM

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WASHINGTON — Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano conceded Monday that the aviation security system failed when a young man on a watchlist with a U.S. visa in his pocket and a powerful explosive hidden on his body was allowed to board a fight from Amsterdam to Detroit.

because when someone on a terrorist watchlist with a bomb comes into terminal you are too busy taking off your shoes and belt, meanwhile real terrorist walks by you.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...s/6789065.html

LOL

Never fails, me and my wife go to terminal they basically want her to undress (ive stated this before its because she is attractive that they stop her and make her take off shoes, etc) I have to take of belt, take out wallet, take my boots off, spread my toes etc... they are too busy harrassing 110lb white girls to notice the real terrorists boarding the fucking plane. Ive seen it so many times, if you look good and are female they will stop you, it happens everytime we fly.

amazing.

Libertine · 12-28-2009, 07:08 AM

Don't forget that they also have headscarfed muslimas frisking elderly nuns. Because, y'know, elderly nuns are known for blowing up planes 'n' shit.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cjd/1418632004/

Fletch XXX · 12-28-2009, 07:11 AM

christians have a long history of killing others and sexual abuse, I consider christians some of the original terrorists..., i wouldnt trust a nun around my daughter thats for sure. they should all be frisked ;)

pornguy · 12-28-2009, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

christians have a long history of killing others and sexual abuse, I consider christians some of the original terrorists..., i wouldnt trust a nun around my daughter thats for sure. they should all be frisked ;)

True. True.. But when was the last time a Nun strapped a bomb to her waist and walked onto an airplane or into a busy market and blew herself up.

Fletch XXX · 12-28-2009, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

True. True.. But when was the last time a Nun strapped a bomb to her waist and walked onto an airplane or into a busy market and blew herself up.

When was the last time a petite 110 lb white girl did it? ;)

why is my wife basically strip searched everytime we fly, yet people literally ON A TERRORIST WATCH list, and who have previously BEEN DENIED A VISA to come here, end up flying without being asked to remove belt ? LOL

my wife looks about as much as a terrorist as Lindsay Lohan, just a cute white girl, yet she surely is searched.

CaptainHowdy · 12-28-2009, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

christians have a long history of killing others and sexual abuse, I consider christians some of the original terrorists..., i wouldnt trust a nun around my daughter thats for sure. they should all be frisked ;)

Christian terror it's pretty much useless... a blog about the swine flu vaccine it's much more terrifying nowadays.

Fletch XXX · 12-28-2009, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Christian terror it's pretty much useless... a blog about the swine flu vaccine it's much more terrifying nowadays.

hehe well, tell that to George Tiller. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_209504.html

Christian terror is more real than people make it out to be. When christians gun down innocent people in broad daylight in churches, their terror is real.

seeandsee · 12-28-2009, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

because when someone on a terrorist watchlist with a bomb comes into terminal you are too busy taking off your shoes and belt, meanwhile real terrorist walks by you.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...s/6789065.html

LOL

Never fails, me and my wife go to terminal they basically want her to undress (ive stated this before its because she is attractive that they stop her and make her take off shoes, etc) I have to take of belt, take out wallet, take my boots off, spread my toes etc... they are too busy harrassing 110lb white girls to notice the real terrorists boarding the fucking plane. Ive seen it so many times, if you look good and are female they will stop you, it happens everytime we fly.

amazing.

Grapesoda · 12-28-2009, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

True. True.. But when was the last time a Nun strapped a bomb to her waist and walked onto an airplane or into a busy market and blew herself up.

the next time they dont get searched... you know the muslims will jump all over that one

Grapesoda · 12-28-2009, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

hehe well, tell that to George Tiller. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_209504.html

Christian terror is more real than people make it out to be. When christians gun down innocent people in broad daylight in churches, their terror is real.

in my personal expereince i can't recalll anyone off hand that is mentaly stable that has convered to jebus $.02

Ross · 12-28-2009, 08:50 AM

Anytime me and my girlfriend go to the states we always get made to take off all our shit. One time she was wearing a little vest top, with a cardigan on, they made take off the cardigan, her shoes, socks, roll up her trousers then walk through the machine. I was very very pissed but I couldn't say anything.

escorpio · 12-28-2009, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

why is my wife basically strip searched everytime we fly, yet people literally ON A TERRORIST WATCH list, and who have previously BEEN DENIED A VISA to come here, end up flying without being asked to remove belt ? LOL

Because it would be racial profiling to search the Middle Eastern guy and there is nothing worse than racism.

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 08:51 AM

The only requirement to work for the TSA is not to be a felon. THAT'S IT!!!!!

I really feel safer knowing that LaTiquea and her ghetto crew are manning the x-ray machines and metal detectors.

dougeetx · 12-28-2009, 10:10 AM

I worked for the company that did the original screening for TSA workers. You'd be amazed at what and who we passed through.

JFK · 12-28-2009, 10:25 AM

You know, a while back, I lost it on some fucker wanting me to take my shoes off. I told them it was all rubber, no metal inside and that it has gone thru all kinds of detectors before with no problem.

So they Called the supervisor, who said this, after telling me take my shoes off, or I'm not going anywhere. You better not have been to a garden centre or a farm lately and stepped into fertilizer, or you are going to be here for a long time.

OOPS, never thought of that one

So you could go to home depot or some such place innocently step into a spilled bag of fertilizer, then be considered a a terror suspect, if you happen to fly with those same shoes on. Ever since then I just shut the fuck up

baddog · 12-28-2009, 10:30 AM

I presume this is one of your rent-a-troll threads, showing the services they provide.

MaDalton · 12-28-2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

The only requirement to work for the TSA is not to be a felon. THAT'S IT!!!!!

I really feel safer knowing that LaTiquea and her ghetto crew are manning the x-ray machines and metal detectors.

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Originally Posted by dougeetx

I worked for the company that did the original screening for TSA workers. You'd be amazed at what and who we passed through.

i knew there was something wrong when some 19 year old ghetto hoe scribbled something on my boarding pass which sent me to an extra investigation

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i knew there was something wrong when some 19 year old ghetto hoe scribbled something on my boarding pass which sent me to an extra investigation

if you looked closer it said "YT" that means "fuck with this guy!"

There really isn't anything to stop you from making a fake southwest boarding pass and getting to the gates.

sigh.. I remember how nice it was to exit the plane and see your happy family waiting for you. now it's like, "wait in the parking lot and I'll call when I have my bags, and try not to pull up to far down the loading area otherwise you will get chased away if I can't run to you fast enough."

yes folks, the terrorists have won.

tiger · 12-28-2009, 12:04 PM

Pretty soon we will all have to fly naked.

shimmy2 · 12-28-2009, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dougeetx

I worked for the company that did the original screening for TSA workers. You'd be amazed at what and who we passed through.

true indeed, i was security at orlando airport after 9/11. they basically hired anyone and everyone who could wear a blue shirt. i hear they give pref to exmil and excops, but pretty much anyone can work there

Tom_PM · 12-28-2009, 01:00 PM

Pretty ridiculous. I'm guessing this is a matter of them sitting in a plastic tote for under 1 minute while you air out your toes on a chair or something.

Odie · 12-28-2009, 01:50 PM

I travel a lot and hate the hold ups so wearing comfortable clothing and not getting all "dazzled" up helps. wear shoes that are easily removable, no jewellry, pants w no belt and no liquids in your carry on..I always laugh at the girls who come to the airport dressed to the nines..they end up having to remove EVERYTHING lol

JD · 12-28-2009, 02:03 PM

i personally HATE flying because of all the bullshit "rules"

96ukssob · 12-28-2009, 02:03 PM

im by no means an attractive female, but i was just harassed at the airport by my house because I was carrying two laptops (one is business, one is personal/consulting business).

I had to stand and wait 20 minutes from the "head security" officer to come over and question me. I was asked by two women there why do I need to have two macbooks?

finally, the "head security" guy came over, spent all of 5 seconds looking at my bag and apologized, then insulted the two women for holding me up

heymatty · 12-28-2009, 02:14 PM

The best way to avoid anyone even looking at you I found was to fly with Franck and Dugmor. Guy with massive dreads and a Dutch thin looking dude get pulled every time.

Barefootsies · 12-28-2009, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

because when someone on a terrorist watchlist with a bomb comes into terminal you are too busy taking off your shoes and belt, meanwhile real terrorist walks by you.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...s/6789065.html

LOL

Never fails, me and my wife go to terminal they basically want her to undress (ive stated this before its because she is attractive that they stop her and make her take off shoes, etc) I have to take of belt, take out wallet, take my boots off, spread my toes etc... they are too busy harrassing 110lb white girls to notice the real terrorists boarding the fucking plane. Ive seen it so many times, if you look good and are female they will stop you, it happens everytime we fly.

amazing.

I always make sure to wait for the hotties to get in line, and then get in behind them. So when they are taking off their shoes, and spreading their toes and having to flash their soles I have a front row view with cam in hand.

fatfoo · 12-28-2009, 05:10 PM

That is unfortunate.

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