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Old 12-29-2009, 11:05 PM   #1
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Couple Seduce Teen 42 mins on Pornhub now

Fuck, just as I was reviewing why my conversions haven't been too good on couple seduce teens, and WHAM, 42 minute video on Pornhub. Nice.
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Old 12-29-2009, 11:13 PM   #3
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80% of Internet Use is PORN related and yet only 1% of the population thinks they will be sent to hell when they die. (Barna Poll)

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Old 12-29-2009, 11:18 PM   #4
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"In the last days walking after their own ungodly lusts. Lovers of pleasure more than lovers of God" - 2 Timothy
Nice post #69.
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Nice post #69.
They like to post convenient little proverbs n such...

its kind of weird
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Old 12-29-2009, 11:21 PM   #6
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80% of Internet Use is PORN related and yet only 1% of the population thinks they will be sent to hell when they die. (Barna Poll)

"In the last days walking after their own ungodly lusts. Lovers of pleasure more than lovers of God" - 2 Timothy
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Old 12-29-2009, 11:28 PM   #7
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Fuck, just as I was reviewing why my conversions haven't been too good on couple seduce teens, and WHAM, 42 minute video on Pornhub. Nice.
Do people even bother watching them when they're 42 minutes? How long would that take to buffer?
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Do people even bother watching them when they're 42 minutes? How long would that take to buffer?
It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.
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It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.
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Old 12-30-2009, 07:37 AM   #11
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Old 12-30-2009, 07:47 AM   #12
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It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:24 AM   #13
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It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.
this post alone should be stickied.
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thanks for the post. good to get a surfers perspective sometimes.

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It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.
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Thanks for the heads up! Gonna watch now...
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It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.
Well, shit... when you say it like that, porn isn't very entertaining any more Thanks a lot!
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Well, shit... when you say it like that, porn isn't very entertaining any more Thanks a lot!
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It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.
Yeah, but to buffer a 45 minute video, you would need to buffer a hell of a lot more than a 10 second start. The user's down speed would be able to catch up with that in no time. So by the time they reached 1-2 minutes, they'd probably have caught up with the buffer, and have to pause to rebuffer a ten second start right?

I dunno, maybe I should go test this theory and go to pornhub and try to watch a 45 minute video. But I'm pretty sure there's no way I could just open up the video and watch it all the way through without sitting there a dozen times while the video catches up to the buffer and it would have to pause and buffer out ahead of the current spot.
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Fuck, just as I was reviewing why my conversions haven't been too good on couple seduce teens, and WHAM, 42 minute video on Pornhub. Nice.
lol that site was interresting many years ago...do you think it will convert until forever? If it was that easy, hollywood wouldn't produce new movies, too.
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Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.
i have watched baseball games too , boring as all fuck.

Someone sings a terrible rendition of the anthem
some nobody throws out the first ball
buncha guys throw the ball back and forth whilst grabbing their crotches and spitting

rinse and repeat , yet its still entertaining and still making dough

i know its not really the point but , in a way it is...
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It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.
This is the paysites! That is what porn is and has been for 30 years. So pretty hard to compete when it is free.
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lol that site was interresting many years ago...do you think it will convert until forever? If it was that easy, hollywood wouldn't produce new movies, too.
Check it out. Six of the top ten are sequels - http://boxofficemojo.com/yearly/chart/?yr=2009&p=.htm
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Check it out. Six of the top ten are sequels - http://boxofficemojo.com/yearly/chart/?yr=2009&p=.htm
Yeah, Spiderman 3 is like all time opening weekend money ... crazy. #3, really?

And then the whole Twilight saga I don't get that. The last sequel to Twilight made $26 million for the midnight opening. WTF?
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It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.
Fucking A Sharphead!
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Old 12-30-2009, 04:25 PM   #34
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Kick ass, as soon as that Video comes down ratios should drop back to 1:50...
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Old 12-30-2009, 11:15 PM   #35
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It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.
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Old 12-30-2009, 11:23 PM   #36
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Its been like this for like 2 years, rigggght?

Try to live with it instead of to focus on negative aspects as we cant
switch back the clock. Move on with life.

A few of this crowd are so stubborn. really should at least

If only i had sold youtube for 1,5 billion!
( come on, "see the light" instead)

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Old 12-31-2009, 04:41 AM   #37
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I don't know, I've watched some long porn scenes which had an interesting story line, I can always fast forward if it gets boring, it's nice to have the option available. Some of the better scenes I've seen are the Baby Sitter type, some are very well acted out actually and build up well to the sex act part itself.

I don't like the wham bam instant hardcore action stuff, sometimes its interesting to see how they got to doing it in the first place... I also don't like couch/bedroom/interview type scenes. Couch and bedroom banging is too common.
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Old 12-31-2009, 05:27 AM   #38
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It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.
this pretty much sums it up
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Old 12-31-2009, 05:50 AM   #39
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Check it out. Six of the top ten are sequels - http://boxofficemojo.com/yearly/chart/?yr=2009&p=.htm
But in porn, its not completely re-done movies, its the same movies, you don't even see a difference between a 2005 movie and a movie produced in 2009, I can't tell the difference.
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