ANAL HOBBIT INTERNEXT 2010 TIP: How to come away with Goods @ Internext! - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

mikeyddddd · 01-06-2010, 09:31 PM

fiddy tips

brand0n · 01-06-2010, 09:53 PM

bump for the master himself

Owner · 01-06-2010, 11:25 PM

Classic

Anal Hobbit... GFY's resident philanthropist

Anal Hobbit · 01-07-2010, 10:40 AM

Get Ready. Internext is just a few days away!

martinsc · 01-07-2010, 11:02 AM

boneprone · 01-07-2010, 01:58 PM

Just a note. Anal Hobbit has never stolen anything at the Bukkake Parties. That is a safe harbor zone if you will.

american pervert · 01-07-2010, 02:15 PM

I think you left off some advice for ripping hotel rooms. you need a disguise. with all the cameras and facial software you can be fucked. so it is a good idea to have some large glasses and a hat. maybe a change of shirt in a back pack then after you hit the room, go to the casino floor and change in a bathroom stall.

xNetworx · 01-07-2010, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert

I think you left off some advice for ripping hotel rooms. you need a disguise. with all the cameras and facial software you can be fucked. so it is a good idea to have some large glasses and a hat. maybe a change of shirt in a back pack then after you hit the room, go to the casino floor and change in a bathroom stall.

Classy

mechanicvirus · 01-07-2010, 02:59 PM

Anal Hobbit helped me with his myspace advice way back in the day.. a true genius in modern times.

Catalyst · 01-07-2010, 06:19 PM

what we need.. is a how to..thread..

my suggestions..

---------
how to:

1.) get free cocaine and a steak dinner
2.) how to bang a non-nude model in the pooper
3.) how to wash you cock so it doesn't smell like cheese
4.) how to scam hotels in to thinking your someone important.. but really you just a loser
5.) how to tickle your funny bone with a tranny around.

american pervert · 01-07-2010, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catalyst

what we need.. is a how to..thread..

1.) get free cocaine and a steak dinner

that's the easiest. show up with the bro club.

Theo · 01-07-2010, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

truly amazing

i caught some guy two years ago trying to open my camera bag while i was walking around

that was Anal Hobbit, the bastard!

Anal Hobbit · 01-08-2010, 12:10 AM

yes it was......

JD · 01-08-2010, 12:11 AM

yo mr.prone hit me up ;)

Anal Hobbit · 01-08-2010, 12:09 PM

lets keep this tip alive for all to learn.

boneprone · 01-08-2010, 01:12 PM

See you all in Vegas!

datatank · 01-08-2010, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

Keep on posting evidence, you're doing a good job..

Is this sarcasm? Can you please clarify? I do not understand the point to you post here
please explain to me

seeric · 01-08-2010, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

ANother tip is to play poker with Mitch... He hemorages so much money at the table its as if he's a charity giving it away.

Combine the stealing tip with playing poker against Mitch and you will walk away from vegas like a Bandit.

Literally.

next to bromaster, AH is my favorite community do gooder.

seeric · 01-08-2010, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catalyst

what we need.. is a how to..thread..

my suggestions..

---------
how to:

1.) get free cocaine and a steak dinner
2.) how to bang a non-nude model in the pooper
3.) how to wash you cock so it doesn't smell like cheese
4.) how to scam hotels in to thinking your someone important.. but really you just a loser
5.) how to tickle your funny bone with a tranny around.

how about how to get a blowjob from solo site models for a contract on a drink napkin for traffic?

datatank · 01-08-2010, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric

how about how to get a blowjob from solo site models for a contract on a drink napkin for traffic?

that bodyboarding guy?
LOL

Tasty1 · 01-09-2010, 01:35 PM

Ok, my platic bag was stolen by the circle bar. Offcourse there was nothing of any value in it, i only have to buy a new sweater and score some new erection pills of the b2b area.

Ps, i never have a creditcard on me, i heard some were stolen already. I think Anal Hobbit must be in the area or some people follow his advice.

At the aae b2b area i saw 2 big black guys stealing dildo's and sextoys by the eldorado stand. I was waiting to film it, but they knew i saw it...

Fetish Gimp · 01-09-2010, 01:57 PM

I'd like your opinion on a strategy I've been mulling over Mr Hobbit. Two words: internal organs.

As you probably know there's a huge black market for internal organs, and top price can be had for kidneys, livers, even corneas. So I'm thinking, with people getting blind drunk right and left it should be fairly easy to take one back to my van and chop'em up for spare parts.

As for the fact that somebody disappeared, because it happened at a convention it will be initially thought they're sleeping it off somewhere, leaving me plenty of time to make my getaway.

Anal Hobbit · 01-09-2010, 11:23 PM

For Sale.
Nikon 80D with Lens..

Selling for 200.00 or best offer.
Thanks guys.

brand0n · 01-09-2010, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

For Sale.
Nikon 80D with Lens..

Selling for 200.00 or best offer.
Thanks guys.

will you ship 1st, on delivery ill send payment.. something tells me not to send you $ and hope youll ship the goods.

Vince Russo · 01-14-2010, 08:42 PM

Looks like this is another anal hobbit tip that really does work.
Happened just a few days after this top was posted.

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948370-assh-le-stole-ipod-touch-movie-post-dinner.html

Anal Hobbit · 01-17-2010, 03:17 AM

So.. Lets see. Who all took my advice this year?

So far ive heard of an ipod, watch, cash, cameras, and many other things. As for me, lets just say I had a very productive show..

Anal Hobbit · 01-17-2010, 03:20 AM

Heres one..
http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948768-stole-brietling-watch-droid-phone-palms.html

And lets not forget the MoviePost/traffic dinner stolen Itouch event!
I am having a LOLZ......

Anal Hobbit · 01-17-2010, 02:04 PM

Ok. So who stole the watch? That one was ballsy!

boneprone · 12-15-2019, 05:00 AM

These are great tips even 10 years later.

Mohawk Steve · 12-16-2019, 11:31 AM

Bump for theses amazing tips. Internext is just around the corner, people!

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01-07-2010, 02:15 PM	#57
american pervert Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,829	I think you left off some advice for ripping hotel rooms. you need a disguise. with all the cameras and facial software you can be fucked. so it is a good idea to have some large glasses and a hat. maybe a change of shirt in a back pack then after you hit the room, go to the casino floor and change in a bathroom stall. __________________ I can resist everything except temptation

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01-07-2010, 06:19 PM	#60
Catalyst Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Vegas Posts: 3,243	what we need.. is a how to..thread.. my suggestions.. --------- how to: 1.) get free cocaine and a steak dinner 2.) how to bang a non-nude model in the pooper 3.) how to wash you cock so it doesn't smell like cheese 4.) how to scam hotels in to thinking your someone important.. but really you just a loser 5.) how to tickle your funny bone with a tranny around.

01-08-2010, 12:10 AM	#63
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01-08-2010, 12:11 AM	#64
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01-08-2010, 12:09 PM	#65
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	lets keep this tip alive for all to learn.

01-08-2010, 01:12 PM	#66
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01-09-2010, 01:35 PM	#71
Tasty1 Judge Jury and Executioner Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South-America Posts: 9,245	Ok, my platic bag was stolen by the circle bar. Offcourse there was nothing of any value in it, i only have to buy a new sweater and score some new erection pills of the b2b area. Ps, i never have a creditcard on me, i heard some were stolen already. I think Anal Hobbit must be in the area or some people follow his advice. At the aae b2b area i saw 2 big black guys stealing dildo's and sextoys by the eldorado stand. I was waiting to film it, but they knew i saw it...

01-09-2010, 01:57 PM	#72
Fetish Gimp Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,699	I'd like your opinion on a strategy I've been mulling over Mr Hobbit. Two words: internal organs. As you probably know there's a huge black market for internal organs, and top price can be had for kidneys, livers, even corneas. So I'm thinking, with people getting blind drunk right and left it should be fairly easy to take one back to my van and chop'em up for spare parts. As for the fact that somebody disappeared, because it happened at a convention it will be initially thought they're sleeping it off somewhere, leaving me plenty of time to make my getaway.

01-09-2010, 11:23 PM	#73
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	For Sale. Nikon 80D with Lens.. Selling for 200.00 or best offer. Thanks guys.

01-14-2010, 08:42 PM	#75
Vince Russo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 339	Looks like this is another anal hobbit tip that really does work. Happened just a few days after this top was posted. http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948370-assh-le-stole-ipod-touch-movie-post-dinner.html

01-17-2010, 03:17 AM	#76
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	So.. Lets see. Who all took my advice this year? So far ive heard of an ipod, watch, cash, cameras, and many other things. As for me, lets just say I had a very productive show..

01-17-2010, 03:20 AM	#77
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	Heres one.. http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948768-stole-brietling-watch-droid-phone-palms.html And lets not forget the MoviePost/traffic dinner stolen Itouch event! I am having a LOLZ......

01-17-2010, 02:04 PM	#78
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	Ok. So who stole the watch? That one was ballsy!

12-15-2019, 05:00 AM	#79
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	These are great tips even 10 years later. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

12-16-2019, 11:31 AM	#80
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