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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Montreal
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Thanks for the toilet, Nasty Dollars!
while i was away on vacation ups delivered a box of what looked like a toilet. everyone in the office was perplexed and wondered if it really was what it seemed to be. certainly not the xmas gift we were expecting.
indeed, it was a toto neocrest 550! if you dont know, this is state of the art bidet/toilet. a jacuzzi next year? thanks for putting out quality sites, staying away from shady billing and converting like mad... believe it or not, for 2009 our nasty dollars ratio is 1:159 |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch!
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Nice!
![]() The Neorest 550 is a truly remarkable combination of ecology and luxury, and offers these comfort and convenience functions: * Programmable Nightlight * New Easy-to-Read Remote Control Design * More Compact Design * Automatic Open and Close Lid * Washlet Cleansing with Three Modes * Hands-Free Automatic Flush * Integrated Warm Air Dryer * Built-In Air Purifying System * Energy Saver Timer * Cyclone Flushing System |
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Icq: 176176
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What an imaginative gift!
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I need one of those
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Location: San Diego
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Whoot! nice..!
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Location: AdultReviews.com - Denmark - ICQ: 6565211
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Interesting gift. Did they know you needed a new toilet?
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#7 |
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Location: Montreal
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nope. even i didnt know i needed a toilet ;)
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BACON BACON BACON
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Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet
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lol...funnay stuff....kudos
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#9 |
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Location: Road trip
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i got a japanese toilet that can do all the medical exams and my maid is japanese too. go figure.
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They probably know you're the shit ;)))
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#11 |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: near Seattle, WA
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Raaaaaaaaaaaad . . . best bonus gift ever! It's like a virtual rim job.
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Out of my Suitcases
Posts: 5,285
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Badump bump, chhhh.... ![]() Could be a good pickup line, "Wanna come to my place and see my fancy throne?" Most girls would go just to see WTF you're talking about. ![]()
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How many sales do I need to get a quality shitter like that? Made one today...
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Haha, very interesting gift. Hope you take many pleasant shits on it
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: On your last nerve
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I was shitting in a hole in the ground just a few days ago. Makes me want to hurry up and get back home.
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Very creative gift, but you might want to get some spare parts...since I doubt your local hardware store or even home depot would carry parts.
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Ottawa
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all i got was a urinal.
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creative gift that's for sure
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They sent you the left over one from the new house they built.
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Damn cool gift Doug. A very strange one at that?
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#22 |
$100,000
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 11,452
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the toilet of al bundy's dream
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#23 |
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lol...awesome...you'll be thinking of them everytime you sit down to push one out.
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#24 |
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Location: My dog is blacker than Tupac
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LOL they rock plain and simple
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It's a fantastic gift... but what got me was the video cam they sent with it! Like the crapper wasn't odd enough, add in a video cam and... BLAH! haha Awesome and interesting combo, that's for sure. Big props to Nasty!
By the way, we're having a great time with it while you're in Vegas, bud. ;) |
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toto is the best toilet!!
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Masterdam
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sig spot
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#29 |
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very interesting, did u post a photo of it yet ??
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#30 |
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Join Date: Oct 2009
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Probably metric and my outhouse is standard......
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