Girlfriends Telling Girlfriends About Penis Size... - GoFuckYourself.com

TheSenator · 01-10-2010, 05:47 PM

My wife's friends are over and bullshiting over a fatty(big bottle of wine). Im upstairs pretending to work. I can hear almost everything they are talking about. My wife's friend just starting dating/fucking a new guy. The first questioned asked "How big is his penis?"...Second question "Is it fatter than my wrist?"... Third question "Is it veiny?"...The discussion is still on going but unfortunately this poor man doesn't give my wife's friend the feeling of being filled.

We are having a late dinner and this new boyfriend is coming over. Should be an interesting dinner.......

sidenote: Women are fucking evil!

Sly · 01-10-2010, 05:50 PM

So these women will be giggling to themselves all throughout dinner? Poor guy...

Domain Broker · 01-10-2010, 05:52 PM

At the table tell them about the tight pussy you fucked earlier

Agent 488 · 01-10-2010, 05:55 PM

ask him about her obviously gaping hole over dessert.

BV · 01-10-2010, 06:13 PM

usually women will lie about their spouses penis size

sort of like how seo guys say there's no money in seo

they don't want any competition

PornMD · 01-10-2010, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BV

usually women will lie about their spouses penis size

sort of like how seo guys say there's no money in seo

they don't want any competition

Or like how "seo" guys say they can get #1 for poker.

MaDalton · 01-10-2010, 06:42 PM

what did your wife say about your penis?

Nicky · 01-10-2010, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

what did your wife say about your penis?

Good question

Storm_Tracker · 01-10-2010, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMD

Or like how "seo" guys say they can get #1 for poker.

and number 1 for " interracial "

Fat Panda · 01-10-2010, 07:05 PM

i have a big cock

dav3 · 01-10-2010, 07:37 PM

have they gotten to the 'how well does he eat your pussy?' talk yet?

if not, its coming soon.

fatfoo · 01-10-2010, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator

sidenote: Women are fucking evil!

Not all women. But, I think some are evil and some are good.

TheSenator · 01-10-2010, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

what did your wife say about your penis?

All her friends have seen me naked. They have dissected my penis on multiple levels. My thickness/girth is the size of my wife's wrist which is slightly above 5.6 inches.

Anyway, the guy was cool...usual bullshit talk. I tried using the words "thick, full, fill and stuffed" as much as possible through out the dinner.

CYF · 01-10-2010, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator

Anyway, the guy was cool...usual bullshit talk. I tried using the words "thick, full, fill and stuffed" as much as possible through out the dinner.

Iron Fist · 01-10-2010, 10:53 PM

Tell the boyfriend to wear loose clothing....

tranza · 01-11-2010, 09:27 AM

You can expect anything like this from women...

Scott McD · 01-11-2010, 09:34 AM

Sound like sluts to me...

Juicy D. Links · 01-11-2010, 09:36 AM

my penis is veiny

TheSenator · 01-11-2010, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Sound like sluts to me...

Yeah, they we're all sluts in college. You know how girls are...... they suck a thousand cocks, had orgies, threesomes, etc. in college and then take a year off and become born again virgins. Its amazing how girls can block out certain in their lives.

4pleasure · 01-11-2010, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator

Yeah, they we're all sluts in college. You know how girls are...... they suck a thousand cocks, had orgies, threesomes, etc. in college and then take a year off and become born again virgins. Its amazing how girls can block out certain in their lives.

Yes, college girls are easy

... and a great niche too

sortie · 01-11-2010, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Domain Broker

At the table tell them about the tight pussy you fucked earlier

Robert Day · 01-11-2010, 12:14 PM

College girls taste good

spazlabz · 01-11-2010, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

ask him about her obviously gaping hole over dessert.

fucking classic

spaz

lazycash · 01-11-2010, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator

All her friends have seen me naked. They have dissected my penis on multiple levels.

Care to elaborate?

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