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Hmm
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Webmaster Idiot-Proof Question
I need to create a question that any common webmaster will be able to answer right easily. However, idiots will have a problem to answer right. Any suggestions?
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Ask,
A href equals?
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What does html stand for? If they are too stupid to know, they will at least be smart enough to google it.
I know some non-webmasters that haven't even learned how to google stuff yet. |
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Is porn recession proof? Only people in the industry will answer that correctly ;)
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Outside looking in.
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How much does a $1.00 McDonald's double cheeseburger cost?
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Just ask what's the best tool to use for uploading a website
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ICQ:649699063
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How to insert an image? Something like that?
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I am an Alien from space
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I know, I know.. $4.99, right? LOL
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haha, why doesnt VIDZ.COM add new fhgs for so long 8) good Q?
rofl... ok, i admit i am an asshole every now and then :P
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Actually ask them about keyword density and how do you build that into a website? Ask them to tell you not only the relevance of keyword density but how it is achieved.
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wtf
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How does thehun make money?
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Pounding Googlebot
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What does FTP stand for.
WG
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Pounding Googlebot
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What does permission (666, 777, 755, etc.) do?
WG
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did you ever got paid on free trial?
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No commissions, no fees.
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Swallow or Spit?
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I'm here for SPORT
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just have em post in my threads and I'll call out the idiots
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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What is a cross-sale?
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No commissions, no fees.
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Rub oils on their chest.
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Wanna free access to my Paysite?
If the answer is yes then it's a surfer.... |
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Are you kidding, only 0.1% of gfy knows that
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If you wanna get technical, the McDonalds one is a good one. The Double Cheeseburger is $1.29 while the new stupid ass McDouble is $1.00. They did away with one piece of cheese on that, because on the news it said that McD's would go bankrupt over a piece of fucking cheese. Thank god Burger King has $1.00 double cheeseburgers, them fuckers are good!
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What is the propagation time in DNS transfer?
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Hmm
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Thx for all suggestions! I think I will pick something from your posts.
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Owwww My Balls!
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