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TurboAngel · 01-21-2010, 10:43 AM

My dog will go into the fridge and grab me a beer, she should know how to do this with in 2 weeks. Will your dog do that?

munki · 01-21-2010, 10:47 AM

What was the training process?

justinsain · 01-21-2010, 10:56 AM

I really don't want my dog putting his mouth all over my fridge but I wouldn't mind teaching him to get a beer out of an ice chest. Would be fun at tailgate parties.

ContentSHOOTER · 01-21-2010, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

My dog will go into the fridge and grab me a beer, she should know how to do this with in 2 weeks. Will your dog do that?

No, but my cat throws up on my bed

Amputate Your Head · 01-21-2010, 11:02 AM

Mine can shit on the carpet without even being told to.

munki · 01-21-2010, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Mine can shit on the carpet without even being told to.

Favorite trick my dogs do... Bark at doorbells from tv shows or movies... Why this is hillarious to me, we've never had a door bell at our house. Yet anytime there is a doorbell on TV, they go nuts and run to the door barking bloody murder.

TurboAngel · 01-21-2010, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by munki

What was the training process?

I'm still working on it...

1. Open the fridge, I have a towel in the door for her to pull

2. Only grab a beer ( I hope this part won't be to hard as there's food in there )

3. Bring the can to me.

I'm still on step one! LOL

kaysworld · 01-21-2010, 01:46 PM

Guess I could try and train my dogs but I be honest I have enough trouble getting them to go outside when it is raining, and not chasing my cats. But its definately worth a try. It will be my weekend project

CaptainHowdy · 01-21-2010, 01:54 PM

I'll need a dog that has money to buy beer in the first place...

Jarmusch · 01-21-2010, 01:56 PM

Does he close the fridge afterward?

Sid70 · 01-21-2010, 02:16 PM

my apartment is so small i can sit working and grab a beer myself from the fridge, and i dont have a dog.

fatfoo · 01-21-2010, 02:20 PM

Smart dog.

L-Pink · 01-21-2010, 02:22 PM

Women are easier to train.

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Va2k · 01-21-2010, 02:30 PM

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Women are easier to train.

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Yea right, what planet you live on?

BillyHoe · 01-21-2010, 02:35 PM

My cat sleeps on command.

J. Falcon · 01-21-2010, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ContentSHOOTER

No, but my cat throws up on my bed

cam_girls · 01-21-2010, 03:16 PM

I don't think anyone has managed to get a bitch to bring him a beer, most people are still working on "shut up".

bbobby86 · 01-21-2010, 03:22 PM

grab me two lady...

CunningStunt · 01-21-2010, 03:26 PM

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Women are easier to train.

Ah crap, you beat me to it.

Why would you want dog slime all over your beer?

KILL_FRENZY · 01-21-2010, 03:33 PM

good luck with that. The pup will probably be really amused watching you demonstrate...

Jimmy Rock · 01-21-2010, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

I'm still working on it...

1. Open the fridge, I have a towel in the door for her to pull

2. Only grab a beer ( I hope this part won't be to hard as there's food in there )

3. Bring the can to me.

I'm still on step one! LOL

you should just give up drinking

a lot easier than training your dog to grab you beers

PixelVixens · 01-21-2010, 04:43 PM

This would be useful perhaps if I had no legs

How lazy are you?

TurboAngel · 01-21-2010, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Does he close the fridge afterward?

She will but doesn't have it down 100%.

TurboAngel · 01-21-2010, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimmy Rock

you should just give up drinking

a lot easier than training your dog to grab you beers

It's going very well, she's a smart dog!

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Originally Posted by PixelVixens

This would be useful perhaps if I had no legs

How lazy are you?

It a trick hun, do you know anyone who's dog will grab them a beer? LOL

Spunky · 01-21-2010, 07:09 PM

I would be afraid he would chomp through the can and suck it out and bring me a empty

TurboAngel · 01-22-2010, 08:54 AM

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I would be afraid he would chomp through the can and suck it out and bring me a empty

I hear ya, I was thinking about all the other food in there.

Platinumpimp · 01-22-2010, 08:57 AM

How about you do it K-man sytle

Grab me a beer bitch and bring me $2300 on the way

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