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mmcfadden · 01-30-2010, 08:24 PM

For the past 2 years I have fucked only hookers and cheap whores I met at the bar.

2morrow I am meeting my hs dream girl and not sure what to say.

The only girls I really talk to are sluts and not sure how to talk with this girl now.

Ie how to say I make money selling vagina? I really liked this girl in hs and don't want to blow it

Gambrinus · 01-30-2010, 08:28 PM

Your HS dream girl is a dirty whore for someone else.

Your first mistake is believing otherwise.

Treat her like a whore.

Spunky · 01-30-2010, 08:33 PM

Tell her nothing.baffle them with bullshit

CaptainHowdy · 01-30-2010, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Tell her nothing.baffle them with bullshit

Best advice ever...

Joanna Angel · 01-30-2010, 08:43 PM

uhhhh- dont pretend to be someone else. just be yourself!! the person you are when you are around "sluts" is probably not the real you.... but who knows. Most guys tend to put on an act when they know they are going to get laid.

and do not treat her like a whole until you guys are banging. that will really scare her away. To be honest- its really disrespectful to even treat a whore like a whore until you at least know her a little bit. But that's another story.

there is nothing wrong with selling vagina- in these times it's impressive to have a job at all and most people find it fascinating. She is a woman right? Well - then she will most likely really enjoy talking about herself.... so just let her dominate the conversation about her life for most of the night.

hope that helped a little bit?

Sly · 01-30-2010, 08:44 PM

Isn't your site a poker site? How is that selling vagina?

Either way, I see no reason to tell more about any porn. Most girls would probably see banging hookers as worse, are you going to tell her that?

mmcfadden · 01-30-2010, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Isn't your site a poker site? How is that selling vagina?

Either way, I see no reason to tell more about any porn. Most girls would probably see banging hookers as worse, are you going to tell her that?

Hiding hooker banging is easy, hiding what you do all day every day not so easy to hide

mmcfadden · 01-30-2010, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Joanna Angel

uhhhh- dont pretend to be someone else. just be yourself!! the person you are when you are around "sluts" is probably not the real you.... but who knows. Most guys tend to put on an act when they know they are going to get laid.

and do not treat her like a whole until you guys are banging. that will really scare her away. To be honest- its really disrespectful to even treat a whore like a whore until you at least know her a little bit. But that's another story.

there is nothing wrong with selling vagina- in these times it's impressive to have a job at all and most people find it fascinating. She is a woman right? Well - then she will most likely really enjoy talking about herself.... so just let her dominate the conversation about her life for most of the night.

hope that helped a little bit?

I don't know what I want. I already did the honest thing, the married thing, and the hooker thibg.

I want to be myself but that would likely scare the girl away

Domain Broker · 01-30-2010, 09:25 PM

you'll blow it for sure.

mmcfadden · 01-30-2010, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Domain Broker

you'll blow it for sure.

I am sure I will.

HandballJim · 01-30-2010, 09:43 PM

not sure how long you been out of HS. so I hope you at least seen a recent photo of her. Good luck

mmcfadden · 01-30-2010, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by HandballJim

not sure how long you been out of HS. so I hope you at least seen a recent photo of her. Good luck

She just texted me and said she doesnt cook. She is not the one!

I will however take a pic of her ass and post it

qwe · 01-30-2010, 10:06 PM

all about confidence, if a chick is into you, it don't matter what you say, you can say the stupidest shit ever and she'll find it amusing

DBS.US · 01-30-2010, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mmcfadden

She just texted me and said she doesnt cook. She is not the one!

Yes, she needs to know how to cook, and edit with Final Cut Pro and has her own Mac......G5

mmcfadden · 01-30-2010, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US

Yes, she needs to know how to cook, and edit with Final Cut Pro and has her own Mac......G5

I will settle for chinese and vagina on my screen.

I don't fucking now any more... If she can stomach that then maybe she is ok

mayabong · 01-30-2010, 11:15 PM

Dont be too nice... or you'll be that friend.. women like assholes.. just the way it is...

TheMilkman · 01-31-2010, 08:12 AM

just tell her the true if she is the ONE ! To start a realtionship with lies is not the best way.
She will accept you for that what you are, if she is the right one. If not, then she isn't it

MetaMan · 01-31-2010, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by mayabong

Dont be too nice... or you'll be that friend.. women like assholes.. just the way it is...

this is not true at all. you can be nice but then you HAVE to go for the kiss at the end of the night. YOU MUST. or you will be in the friend zone if you are really a nice guy.

even if she turns it down (which honestly never happens if you go in for it with confidence) dont take it personally. smile and add a comment in like "i dont mind a lil bit of a challenge" and follow it with a smirk.

most girls have dated a psycho and just want to find out if you are one or not. they do this by testing how you react to certain situations.

when you are out with her just be natural. pretend you are talking to a friend. dont be afraid to talk about the same kind of shit you do with your buddies. trust me women are just as if not more dirty then us. they want a guy who is open and easy to talk to.

it is when you start over thinking the situation that you are failed. women want a guy with confidence. women want to have FUN. if you can make a chick laugh + show her fun + get the kiss at the end of the night you are so in it is not even funny.

you have to remember alot dudes are douche bags and try to approach situation with a game. i never found a need for that because i have personality and like to have fun myself. if they see you having fun they will follow right along with you.

Chez_Remon · 01-31-2010, 08:48 AM

All the women believe in the love .and more money always. to tell she this

Domain Broker · 01-31-2010, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

this is not true at all. you can be nice but then you HAVE to go for the kiss at the end of the night. YOU MUST. or you will be in the friend zone if you are really a nice guy.

even if she turns it down (which honestly never happens if you go in for it with confidence) dont take it personally. smile and add a comment in like "i dont mind a lil bit of a challenge" and follow it with a smirk.

most girls have dated a psycho and just want to find out if you are one or not. they do this by testing how you react to certain situations.

when you are out with her just be natural. pretend you are talking to a friend. dont be afraid to talk about the same kind of shit you do with your buddies. trust me women are just as if not more dirty then us. they want a guy who is open and easy to talk to.

it is when you start over thinking the situation that you are failed. women want a guy with confidence. women want to have FUN. if you can make a chick laugh + show her fun + get the kiss at the end of the night you are so in it is not even funny.

you have to remember alot dudes are douche bags and try to approach situation with a game. i never found a need for that because i have personality and like to have fun myself. if they see you having fun they will follow right along with you.

Naechy · 01-31-2010, 10:39 AM

only hookers!?

The Porn Nerd · 01-31-2010, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by mmcfadden

For the past 2 years I have fucked only hookers and cheap whores I met at the bar.

2morrow I am meeting my hs dream girl and not sure what to say.

The only girls I really talk to are sluts and not sure how to talk with this girl now.

Ie how to say I make money selling vagina? I really liked this girl in hs and don't want to blow it

Same things happens to Mister Peabody (me) since all i do is fuck nasty 'ho's. LOL So, my advice:

"Hey _____, what are your feelings about, you know, adult stuff? porn, etc? Just wondering because...."

Now, if you do THAT it's gonna come to decision-making time on her part rather quickly. But, you know, if you want to 'cut to the chase' you do that.

BUT -

If you wanna fuck her, marry her, etc etc then don't tell her until she's in love with you. Hide it somehow. THEN, IF she's 'in love with' you, she might cut you some slack since she now knows who you 'really' are, inside.

Good luck! And yes, of course she could be a total slut now and might like an opportunity to have HER vagina sold by you...

fatfoo · 01-31-2010, 11:35 AM

I don't think words matter much. It's more about the feel in these matters...

You have to say something or do something that's going to leave a certain feel in her mind...

You have to say the words with the right intonation.

ErectMedia · 01-31-2010, 11:38 AM

just tell her you do web design/internet marketing and get out of the house and go eat and do some shit, no reason to talk porn as it's a coin toss how a chick will take that, be yourself and have fun and I'm pretty sure you will be able to judge how she will take porn after you guys talk or possibly get a second date, hopefully you 2 haven't changed much and it will be easier as you have a previous attraction, good luck

https://youtube.com/view_play_lis...Zg5ko&rclk=pt1

garce · 01-31-2010, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mmcfadden

I want to be myself but that would likely scare the girl away

Then don't even waste her time.

Iron Fist · 01-31-2010, 02:10 PM

Show her this thread and tell her to dress slutty so I can rub one out on this thread... mmkay? kthxbye!

mmcfadden · 02-02-2010, 10:08 PM

Update.

I texted half of this night while I was getting hammered and posting on this board.

I was more hung then a monkey the next day and had no desire to drive 2 hours.

Tomorrow we are trying it again. Just felt the need to update all the great people on this board.

tranza · 02-03-2010, 05:54 AM

Calm down...first dates are not that bad., you dont need to tell her your whole life right now.

lazycash · 02-03-2010, 05:59 AM

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ErectMedia · 02-03-2010, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by mmcfadden

Update.

I texted half of this night while I was getting hammered and posting on this board.

I was more hung then a monkey the next day and had no desire to drive 2 hours.

Tomorrow we are trying it again. Just felt the need to update all the great people on this board.

so now she knows that your a raging alcoholic that can't put in the effort or time to meet her for a first date, great job, good news is she is giving you a second chance so the first date/panty drop percentage has just increased.

nico-t · 02-03-2010, 07:33 AM

i never bring up i do porn sites to anybody i just met. Like someone said in this thread it really is a coin toss how people react. I also dont feel the need to say that, since i also do other stuff aside from porn. Just say 'internet marketing' and when she asks what exactly you market mention the things besides porn even if that is just a small portion of what you do. When it grows into a serious relation, then you can say that you also do some adult stuff - IF she asks this. No reason to bring it up when she doesnt ask for it. Its not a big deal.

RadicalSights · 02-03-2010, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Joanna Angel

there is nothing wrong with selling vagina- in these times it's impressive to have a job at all and most people find it fascinating.

mmcfadden · 02-04-2010, 06:34 PM

So I got back about noon today from our date last night.

This girl has the beauty and wit I remembered from highschool. I actually was in awe and the night was awesome.

No more posts from this monkey about shit like this.

All the sadness I had disappeared hanging with this girl

mmcfadden · 02-04-2010, 06:44 PM

Ps

I did tell her about my involvement in porn and it was not a problem. If anything I think she became more aroused

01-30-2010, 08:24 PM	#1
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mmcfadden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: philly Posts: 5,099	So I got back about noon today from our date last night. This girl has the beauty and wit I remembered from highschool. I actually was in awe and the night was awesome. No more posts from this monkey about shit like this. All the sadness I had disappeared hanging with this girl

02-04-2010, 06:44 PM	#34
mmcfadden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: philly Posts: 5,099	Ps I did tell her about my involvement in porn and it was not a problem. If anything I think she became more aroused