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WATCH OUT!!! These tough times bring out the worst in people!!!!
Please watch out! These tough times bring out the worst in people!!!!
Over the last couple of weeks I have become the victim of a clever scam while out shopping and I would like to warn all of you of the scam before you become victims also. Here's how the scam works..... Two seriously good looking late teen/early twenty-something year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your wind shield with a rag, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to have a good look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping center. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on January the 14th, 19th and 21st, twice on the 24th and 26th, three times on the 28th, and twice just yesterday, and very likely again this coming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets. Be careful out there, it a tough economy!!!!! ![]()
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Nice!
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How old is this joke anyway ?
But still a classic. |
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visit hardlinks.org
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golden oldie
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so your advice is to buy bulk wallets and load them with less than $20 each and it's a fair deal
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sounds like you need a "decoy wallet"
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you had me until you said two good looking teens were actually doing manual labor
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Hehe nice find.
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I need a beer
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Did you cum in their mouth?
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Long time no happy ending
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HA! I L.O.L.'d!!! Good one!
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Who cares,
First time I've heard it. Great find. ![]()
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STANLEY CUP CHAMPION !
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I think ILl make a dvd out of that concept
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That is a good idea,
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Where do I go to donate my wallet?
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Work Work Work
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Old and getting older.... seems like someone feels a need to repost it every other month here...
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Make sure I get the royalties
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I'm here for SPORT
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THAT'S why you bought 50 $2.95 fake leather wallets!!!!!
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Had me until that.
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Rooooffffl
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I help you SUCCEED
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hehehehe nice one
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Show Yer Tits!
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I hope I get 'scammed' tomorrow at the mall.
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Maybe I should do a mainstream site selling chinese made wallets
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boots are my religion
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haha ........i like that story
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