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11-17-2012, 02:24 PM
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Totally Borked
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fuck cooking - it's too dangerous [bloody pics]
Never talk while preparing a meal - far too frikken dangerous....
Was chopping up some onions, something I must have done a thousand times before. Dice them nice and small to throw in a sauce for some muscles.... But daughter blabbing away, me not paying attention and *chop* ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk Blood everywhere, me screaming like a big girl.... After 2 hours, it finally stopped bleeding (well, it stopped bleeding after 10 mins of putting a bandange on it, but then taking it off to wash/clean the wound opened it back up like a bitch). Anyway, throbbing stopped and finally the bleeding and so was able to grab a picture. In the end, doesn't look too bad, but shit it hurts still. Screw this cooking lark - leave it to the professionals I say. Touch typing is now rather fun with a bell end of a thumb wrapped in bandage  Kind words of support to the usual email address. 
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11-17-2012, 02:25 PM
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Totally Borked
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Muscles in blood sauce was delicious btw.
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11-17-2012, 02:45 PM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Scars add character
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11-17-2012, 03:07 PM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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11-17-2012, 03:22 PM
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H.B.I.C.
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I clicked for the sig.
;) Hope your finger gets better soon looks like it hurts. |
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11-17-2012, 03:24 PM
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wow,that looks bad - even if it is a small flesh wound!
these tiny wounds are the worst, you always hit something with that tiny fucker, LOL. GET WELL SOON !!! |
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11-17-2012, 03:24 PM
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myadultdesign.com
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It will heal
I have my history with knives
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11-17-2012, 03:45 PM
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Pay It Forward
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i was going to say pic or it didnt happen
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11-17-2012, 03:47 PM
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How were the mussels, did the blood add any flavor?
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11-17-2012, 04:38 PM
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your finger looks borked
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11-17-2012, 04:47 PM
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making it rain
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I've had more than my fair share of kitchen accidents
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11-17-2012, 04:59 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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onions make everyone cry
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11-17-2012, 09:37 PM
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frc
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Ouch... that looks painful
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11-17-2012, 09:45 PM
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I love to racism, bro!
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When I was a kid I worked in a restaurant kitchen and a guy chopped a big chunk of his middle finger off, about to the middle of his fingernail. Screamed like a bitch and bled like a motherfucker.
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11-19-2012, 05:46 AM
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Work Work Work
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Damn, it happens to the best too
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11-19-2012, 05:49 AM
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Affiliate
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happened to me recently too with an onion, now it seems funny but I was angry as fuck
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11-19-2012, 07:27 AM
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