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Old 02-16-2010, 10:08 AM   #1
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Another joke ...

Guy is walking on a beach and sees a bottle. He picks it up and rubs it a little. (How many jokes start like this? ) Anyway, a genie pops out and says he has 3 wishes.

Guy wishes for a new BMW convertible. Poof! There is a new Beemer.

Guys second wish is to have the car filled with a million $100 bills with 5 naked horny teen girls laying on top begging him for sex. Poof! Car is filled with $100 dollar bills and the 5 naked teens are on top begging him for sex.

Guys 3rd wish is for a dick that hangs all the way down to the ground. Poof! He is immediately standing on 3" legs.

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Old 02-16-2010, 10:16 AM   #2
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3" legs. That's TOO SHORT !!! ha ha
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Old 02-16-2010, 10:48 AM   #3
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lol,
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Old 02-16-2010, 10:52 AM   #4
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Lololololwtfbbq!!!!1!!!
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Old 02-16-2010, 11:07 AM   #5
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Old 02-16-2010, 11:27 AM   #6
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Old 02-16-2010, 12:00 PM   #7
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Guy is walking on a beach and sees a bottle. He picks it up and rubs it a little. (How many jokes start like this? ) Anyway, a genie pops out and says he has 3 wishes.

Guy wishes for a new BMW convertible. Poof! There is a new Beemer.

Guys second wish is to have the car filled with a million $100 bills with 5 naked horny teen girls laying on top begging him for sex. Poof! Car is filled with $100 dollar bills and the 5 naked teens are on top begging him for sex.

Guys 3rd wish is for a dick that hangs all the way down to the ground. Poof! He is immediately standing on 3" legs.

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Old 02-16-2010, 02:12 PM   #8
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Nice joke
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Old 02-16-2010, 02:26 PM   #9
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Old 02-16-2010, 02:49 PM   #10
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Old 02-16-2010, 03:46 PM   #11
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