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minddust · 03-16-2010, 04:25 PM

fidddddy

i tell them "you're probably fapping to my sites..."

aj1_sd · 03-17-2010, 09:56 AM

LOL! Bump for a great thread

cosis · 03-17-2010, 10:37 AM

marketing

Dwreck · 03-17-2010, 10:38 AM

What's going down in San Deigo AJ?

Dwreck · 03-17-2010, 10:58 AM

what happened

GrouchyAdmin · 03-17-2010, 10:59 AM

What are 'friends'?

michael.kickass · 03-17-2010, 11:04 AM

Internet marketing and database optimization are the first things I say.

ArsewithClass · 03-17-2010, 11:08 AM

Natalie & I run a production company. To grandparents and some other family members we do not mention its adult. At least this way its not lying. Its a little hard to beat around the bush when people ask your email address or when your dealing with anything mentioning your business.

O MARINA · 03-17-2010, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxweekxx

then they shut up cuz they dont know what media buys are.. haha

Hey hey ICQ me

ZenOne · 03-17-2010, 03:48 PM

I use to say "website stuff" or "I build websites". Then I keep getting every idiot who wants me to build them a website and think it's so easy and only want to spend $100. Got tired of the "how much to build a website?" questions, when they don't even understand; design, programming, hosting, marketing, etc. Or I get the occasional "I want to start something like youtube." then I tell them, do you have $8 million in venture funding like youtube did?"

Now I just say online marketing or media buys.

kristin · 03-17-2010, 03:57 PM

"I am the sales director for a company that creates mobile applications and mobile websites for other companies."

M0nk · 03-17-2010, 04:01 PM

to the ones I trust I just tell the truth, other random people I only say.. I work with computers...

Holly Lez! · 03-17-2010, 04:33 PM

Gay Porn

Konkan · 03-17-2010, 04:59 PM

Usually Internet marketing and web design

aj1_sd · 03-17-2010, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck

What's going down in San Deigo AJ?

Derek! Damn buddy, where you been? Haven't spoken to you in years!

aj1_sd · 03-17-2010, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly Lez!

Gay Porn

Holly, you're my hero

aj1_sd · 03-17-2010, 08:41 PM

At one point I built a few sites that sold non-adult products, this is what I gave to random people. LOL.

J. Falcon · 03-17-2010, 09:09 PM

I tell them I'm living the dream.

papagmp · 03-17-2010, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso

When I was in the strip club industry I would either tell people I ran night clubs or I was in the nightlife industry. Or I told people I babysat for a bunch of drunk half naked drama queens.

I tell them I produce Adult Material..... unless it's one of those "drama queens", then I tell her "I fuck drama queens for a living". Most don't believe me till they ask the general manager of the club I hang out at, and he just tells them "without lube!"

Never really gave a shit if people know what I do - after all, my face is all over the internet, what's the purpose of lying?

papagmp · 03-17-2010, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly Lez!

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PornstarXS · 03-17-2010, 11:36 PM

i say i'm a professional javelin catcher, problem is when you're successful at it it becomes a very short career.

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03-17-2010, 11:08 AM	#58
ArsewithClass So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: UK Posts: 7,957	Natalie & I run a production company. To grandparents and some other family members we do not mention its adult. At least this way its not lying. Its a little hard to beat around the bush when people ask your email address or when your dealing with anything mentioning your business.

03-17-2010, 03:48 PM	#60
ZenOne Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 67	I use to say "website stuff" or "I build websites". Then I keep getting every idiot who wants me to build them a website and think it's so easy and only want to spend $100. Got tired of the "how much to build a website?" questions, when they don't even understand; design, programming, hosting, marketing, etc. Or I get the occasional "I want to start something like youtube." then I tell them, do you have $8 million in venture funding like youtube did?" Now I just say online marketing or media buys.

03-17-2010, 03:57 PM	#61
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