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03-28-2010, 05:36 PM
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Raccoons scare the shit out me , One just stared me down
 I went to smoke a cig , and turned to my right and saw this fucker staring me down.. needless to say I ran for my life inside |
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03-28-2010, 05:44 PM
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Where's the pics at man?
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03-28-2010, 05:44 PM
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Ah My Balls
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They are scary mother fuckers! One time growing up I had to put the trash out before I went to school (it was still dark out). I put the trash out, went inside and started eating breakfast. I hear the dog bark I look out side and I see a set of eyes on the trash cans.
I go outside with a flood light and shine it on the cans. There were like 10 fucking raccoons looking back at me! Lucky for me they ran up the nearest tree.
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03-28-2010, 05:48 PM
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2 years ago i opened the door at night as i heard a noise from outside.
Family of 4 raccoons dragging the trash away, i got so fucking pissed that i threw a flashlight after them (yeah i know i shouldent have) Anyways, 3 of them dident move, just looked at me like WTF are you doing? Fourth moved about 3 inches, just enough to not get hit....then gave me a pissed off stare! Balsy fuckers !!!
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03-28-2010, 06:01 PM
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I would have left a puddle behind
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03-28-2010, 06:11 PM
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I <3 Racoons. Mine visit daily, almost domesticated, would come inside if I let them, and will take food from my hand. They like Captain Crunch best.
     Terrifying!
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03-28-2010, 06:25 PM
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tons of racoon pet vids on youtube, very smart animals and they have nice white ones too
they can be thou very dangerous and if they dont run from you there might be a chance they are sick
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03-28-2010, 06:26 PM
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I need a beer
 
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I have raccoons,skunks possums,coyotes tripping through my yard all the time
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03-28-2010, 06:32 PM
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Such Fun!
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03-28-2010, 06:32 PM
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i hate raccoons almost as much as spiders... |
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03-28-2010, 06:33 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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boobzooka raccoons sleep during the day it says..... they are nocturnal creatures
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03-28-2010, 06:35 PM
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great pics boobzooka, i had a house in a similar area once and a family would come to my back porch all the time, i fed them cat food. very cool to watch and definitely intelligent little buggers.
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03-28-2010, 06:38 PM
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03-28-2010, 07:21 PM
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03-28-2010, 08:07 PM
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03-28-2010, 08:08 PM
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Urban Raccoons are big and mean. They come out on trash night and have a party
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03-28-2010, 08:11 PM
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Raccoons are big and mean and if you've heard one scream or hiss or seen its teeth as it flares them at you...well you'd run, too.
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03-28-2010, 08:19 PM
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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I love the show me your titties picture.. you gave her a treat for that right?
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03-28-2010, 09:18 PM
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I like racoons
 We used to have them vist when i was a kid we fed them a big momma one and a row of cubs, they were nice, but no rabies, thats what you have to watch out for. |
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03-28-2010, 09:25 PM
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03-28-2010, 09:53 PM
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I was having a birthday party at my place and I went out onto the deck to bring in the snacks we had out on the table. There was a big fat raccoon sitting on one of my patio chairs like a person - with his little raccoony elbows on my table, shoveling crackers into his yap. Would have been funny if one of them didn't eventually attack my neighbour's eight year old daughter because she wanted to eat her cookies outside. This stupid lazy fucks that work for this pathetic city never did come to remove them - and we were told that we were not allowed to kill them ourselves. They fucking died anyways. Dozens of them. |
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03-28-2010, 10:03 PM
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Don't think they aren't taking pics of us, for their message boards as well!
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03-28-2010, 10:06 PM
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Leaner, Meaner, Faster
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03-28-2010, 10:20 PM
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you're lucky it didn't mug you
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03-28-2010, 10:21 PM
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My racoons here in FL aren't that tame. They spend most of their time in my trees. I still love them, but they've been doing damage to my pad. I have a roof AC unit and they try to tear the flashing away and open a hole in the duct to get at the air inside. They do it at the peak of summer to try and stay cool and in the dead of winter to try and stay warm. I feel for them, but it's not cheap. Last time they fucked it up so bad I had to get almost 2 grand worth of work done but this time it's not a patch, all new duct work- serious metal so their little devil mits won't be able to pry it back.
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03-28-2010, 10:23 PM
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03-28-2010, 10:23 PM
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03-28-2010, 10:48 PM
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lol awesome pics
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03-28-2010, 10:58 PM
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03-28-2010, 10:59 PM
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even better
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03-29-2010, 05:23 AM
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Awful creatures indeed ...
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03-29-2010, 05:25 AM
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03-29-2010, 06:16 AM
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I love raccoons. Anyone remember those ads in comic books when I was a kid where they'd send you a live raccoon baby from Florida through the mail? I pestered mny parents so much they agreed to buy me one for my birthday. Sucker actually showed up in a box with holes in it and the words "live animal" on the side. It was a baby raccoon but it wasn't very healthy. I tried to make a pet out of it - my dad built me a nice hutch in the backyard and everything - but it just got sick and died. I guess I'm lucky it never bit me. But I used to feed these raccoons in georgia back when I had a house there. I'd feed them up on my back deck and they had to climb a bunch of stairs to get up to the deck. One of the raccoons fell off apparently because one night, he showed up and was all messed up - could hardly walk and fell over all the time. Seemed like he had brain damage. The poor thing - I would have killed it if I could have caught it, just to put it out of its misery. Anyhow, that one dissapeared soon after - I just hope he died a quick and painless death. Maybe underneath a car.
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03-29-2010, 08:17 AM
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Now choke yourself!
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They're adorable until you corner one of the little fuckers.
Then they turn into teeth and claws. ..but they're still cute.
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03-29-2010, 08:49 AM
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Awesome pics, Boobzooka
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03-29-2010, 08:51 AM
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yes it's fun saving the tourists children from the 'pretty kitties'
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03-29-2010, 09:02 AM
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bastards go thru my trash all the time.
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03-29-2010, 09:04 AM
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Ah My Balls
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03-29-2010, 10:54 AM
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Nice pics, this is a very cool thread!
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03-29-2010, 11:00 AM
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Raccoons look sweet on those photos. But i'm a big fan of spiders
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03-29-2010, 11:25 AM
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A skunk staring you down is even more dangerous. You never know when the skunk is going to stain you with bad smells.
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03-29-2010, 01:48 PM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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raccoons be ballin out of control
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