I just told the Census Taker to go Fuck Himself! - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

BFT3K · 04-06-2010, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

The huge difference is that this asshole is knocking on my door. I know where my banks are located and when something looks weird and is traced back there I can easily locate the fraud. I go to them; they don't come to me requesting.

No one would have come to your door if you had simply mailed back the form.

If you don't pay taxes for a long enough period of time, someone will also knock on your door.

Same if you don't pay your rent, your mortgage, your power bill, etc.

Best way to avoid people knocking on your door is to not give them a reason to knock on your door to begin with.

Weirdly enough, I don't really even care about any of this, so I should probably just stop posting in this thread, as I'm really not a pro-census activist to begin with.

Fill out the form, don't fill out the form, answer the door, don't answer the door... who cares, in the end we will all still die on time.

Tom_PM · 04-06-2010, 01:23 PM

Hey look at it this way. If you're a democrat right now and want your district to go republican, by all means dont fill it out.

smutnut · 04-06-2010, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Hey look at it this way. If you're a democrat right now and want your district to go republican, by all means dont fill it out.

Well, I'm a democrat so now you're starting to make me feel bad

Spieglergirls · 04-06-2010, 01:38 PM

Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BjGpcEA-FyE

Tom_PM · 04-06-2010, 01:38 PM

Yeah, they use census data to draw up the districts for congress. Could make for big changes.

And here I am telling you while the form still sits on my counter top.

It'll be in tomorrows outgoing mail, honest.

My local news claims that door to door wont start until the END of April here. Not sure why you already have people coming around.

smutnut · 04-06-2010, 02:00 PM

Hey, I just heard they are talking this census for a lockdown for an economic dark ages that is being predicted by the federal government. They want to know who you are and where you are and when! Just keep a heads up!

fl_prn_str · 04-06-2010, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Spieglergirls

Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BjGpcEA-FyE

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah

yesssssssssssssssss

Mr. Romance · 04-06-2010, 02:09 PM

LOL

Mr. Romance

2012 · 04-06-2010, 02:10 PM

smutnut · 04-06-2010, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 2012

smutnut · 04-06-2010, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Spieglergirls

Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BjGpcEA-FyE

This is my point!

They have no right and they should expect the worse if shit should take this turn.

I should have told him, "Come on in, I have some fava beans!"

I'm so pissed at myself now. I hope I can overcome this!

Choopa Phil · 04-06-2010, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

I'm actually not even a little angry.

1) I'd like to smash your retard face harder than I wanted to smash that census taker!

...really now?

MrWho · 04-06-2010, 02:35 PM

Good thread title man. I had hard to laugh

Perhaps you can hire somebdoy like this tough girl to open the door next time...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I5ilaAnbS1...-h/JaneGun.jpg

smutnut · 04-06-2010, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DLXphil

1) I'd like to smash your retard face harder than I wanted to smash that census taker!

...really now?

But I want to smash his face without anger

PenisFace · 04-06-2010, 02:43 PM

Why are american's so terrified of their own elected government? I'll never understand that. Paranoid much?

brassmonkey · 04-06-2010, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

I just told the Census taker to go fuck himself. I think I've been in one location too long and I hate having people invade my space like that. I thought door to door shit was long past us.

Am I legally obligated to tell this guy shit. I told him to come back with the cops and an arrest warrant if he wants inside my place. Seriously, I piss on a few trees and I don't like people coming in that area. If you want me, call, email, etc. unless you're a piece of ass, close friend or someone special, just saying...

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they fuckin lie and say the gather info is kept a secret . then you will see charts what race lives in an area and what ages all kinds of info.

BFT3K · 04-06-2010, 02:48 PM

Census Scam Protection - No Shit!...

http://www.equifax.com/census/banners/

Sly · 04-06-2010, 02:49 PM

I was all prepared to spend a good 10 minutes filling mine out. It literally took two minutes.

However, last year I had somebody from the Census Bureau contact me and we had a 15 minute interview with all sorts of questions. I still have no idea what that was.

smutnut · 04-06-2010, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I was all prepared to spend a good 10 minutes filling mine out. It literally took two minutes.

However, last year I had somebody from the Census Bureau contact me and we had a 15 minute interview with all sorts of questions. I still have no idea what that was.

You'll probably know before they do!!

papill0n · 04-06-2010, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

1) I'd like to smash your retard face harder than I wanted to smash that census taker!
2) suck my cock and prove you're the faggot cause we all know you want to
3) if you want to know something about me refer to steps 1) and 2) unless I want you to know something
4) please start at step one and go through steps 1) to 4) repeatedly until your face is a bloody pulp of smashed mush!

alcohol

making the biggest pussies invincible since 1862

GrouchyAdmin · 04-06-2010, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

alcohol

making the biggest pussies invincible since 1862

Don't dog alcohol, it's probably the one thing keeping this nutball in check.

smutnut · 04-06-2010, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

alcohol

making the biggest pussies invincible since 1862

babebuns · 04-06-2010, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

1) I'd like to smash your retard face harder than I wanted to smash that census taker!
2) suck my cock and prove you're the faggot cause we all know you want to
3) if you want to know something about me refer to steps 1) and 2) unless I want you to know something
4) please start at step one and go through steps 1) to 4) repeatedly until your face is a bloody pulp of smashed mush!

epic post is epic

smutnut · 04-06-2010, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by babebuns

epic post is epic

God Bless Us All Everyone!

smutnut · 04-06-2010, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

alcohol

making the biggest pussies invincible since 1862

I feel you should get a bump

Darrah · 04-06-2010, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

I just told the Census taker to go fuck himself. I think I've been in one location too long and I hate having people invade my space like that. I thought door to door shit was long past us.

Am I legally obligated to tell this guy shit. I told him to come back with the cops and an arrest warrant if he wants inside my place. Seriously, I piss on a few trees and I don't like people coming in that area. If you want me, call, email, etc. unless you're a piece of ass, close friend or someone special, just saying...

Opinions on this. This is Los Angeles Central by the way!

Next time Los Angeles gets hit with a natural disaster, don't fucking complain when you don't get enough $$$ in aid.

If only 500 people mail back the census when 1,000 people live in a town, the town will only get enough aid for 500 when a natural disaster hits. Get it now??

Si · 04-06-2010, 04:21 PM

I figured since this thread reached 2 pages so quickly it would be worth reading.

And in a strange way it was. You crack me up smutnut

smutnut · 04-06-2010, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrah

Next time Los Angeles gets hit with a natural disaster, don't fucking complain when you don't get enough $$$ in aid.

If only 500 people mail back the census when 1,000 people live in a town, the town will only get enough aid for 500 when a natural disaster hits. Get it now??

Good God you pathetic bastard, we have Angelena Jollie to Adopt our black little asses if something bad should happen. Get a fucking life!

smutnut · 04-06-2010, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Si

I figured since this thread reached 2 pages so quickly it would be worth reading.

And in a strange way it was. You crack me up smutnut

Thank you,

If you had only done this one post earlier I might have been able to expose myself less!

Why · 04-06-2010, 04:29 PM

stop being a jackass and just cooperate, the guy is only doing his job.

the census is good and its a good thing to participate in it. the government divvys up seats in congress as well as tax dollars based on this.

fuck man, grow up!

your personal information is in worse hands then the census!

smutnut · 04-06-2010, 04:33 PM

I'm so pissed that I didn't tell him I was cooking fava beans that I deserve any insult at this point!

papill0n · 04-06-2010, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

I'm so pissed that I didn't tell him I was cooking fava beans that I deserve any insult at this point!

sure

open your mouth I want to shit in it

smutnut · 04-06-2010, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

sure

open your mouth I want to shit in it

oh, shit, aren't you someone who needs affiliates and not just a drone supporting your local government? Just curious?

will76 · 04-06-2010, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

I just told the Census taker to go fuck himself. I think I've been in one location too long and I hate having people invade my space like that. I thought door to door shit was long past us.

Am I legally obligated to tell this guy shit. I told him to come back with the cops and an arrest warrant if he wants inside my place. Seriously, I piss on a few trees and I don't like people coming in that area. If you want me, call, email, etc. unless you're a piece of ass, close friend or someone special, just saying...

Opinions on this. This is Los Angeles Central by the way!

they obviously didn't get your memo that usps mail is not acceptable, that you prefer email.

who said they needed to come into your house, you could have stepped out and answered their questions.

If you would have returned the shit they wouldn't have bothered you.

Congrats on cursing someone out who is doing their job because you failed to do what you were suppose to do.

smutnut · 04-06-2010, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Si

I figured since this thread reached 2 pages so quickly it would be worth reading.

And in a strange way it was. You crack me up smutnut

I'm starting an entirely new life starting when this post really ends! for real, not just last say

!

smutnut · 04-06-2010, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

the obviously emailed it to you but they didn't get your memo that usps mail is not acceptable, that you prefer email.

who said they needed to come into your house, you could have stepped out and answered their questions.

If you would have returned the shit they wouldn't have bothered you.

Congrats on cursing someone out who is doing their job because you failed to do what you were suppose to do.

Dude, check this out. Are you really from New Orleans and does the government deserve the least bit of respect from me if you are? I mean shit man, what the fuck does it take for people to tell them to go fuck themselves, I mean shit!

smutnut · 04-06-2010, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

they obviously didn't get your memo that usps mail is not acceptable, that you prefer email.

who said they needed to come into your house, you could have stepped out and answered their questions.

If you would have returned the shit they wouldn't have bothered you.

Congrats on cursing someone out who is doing their job because you failed to do what you were suppose to do.

Sorry everybody is from New Orleans since they won a superbowl, right? Even if you just passed through one night. I'm actually from New England and love the Patriots but now I live in Los Angeles and the government sucks, but you have a good time with your snorkel and fins

woj · 04-06-2010, 05:10 PM

doesn't IRS have all the info they need? what am I missing?

maybe IRS doesn't have ALL the info, but if you combine the database from DMV, IRS, SSA and few other sources the end result gotta be 95% accurate...

smutnut · 04-06-2010, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

doesn't IRS have all the info they need? what am I missing?

maybe IRS doesn't have ALL the info, but if you combine the database from DMV, IRS, SSA and few other sources the end result gotta be 95% accurate...

And now you have the Census too! I just want a nice chianti to go with my fava beans. I can't believe I missed this. I'm so ashamed of myself LOL!@

smutnut · 04-06-2010, 05:20 PM

I'm so ashamed of myself for not mentioning fava beans. I'll never live this down. I'm going to need a lot of support to get through this. Seriously, where are your friends when you need them?

u-Bob · 04-06-2010, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by quantum-x

It's called part of living in a community.

You are confusing the word "community" with the word "society".

Don't worry, Aristotle made the same mistake

Danielle · 04-06-2010, 07:43 PM

That was not a census worker knocking at your door. It most likely was a scam artist. The census workers don't start door knocking until May 1st.

Hugs,
Danielle

will76 · 04-06-2010, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Dude, check this out. Are you really from New Orleans and does the government deserve the least bit of respect from me if you are? I mean shit man, what the fuck does it take for people to tell them to go fuck themselves, I mean shit!

Yes I am from New Orleans.

The people who come out to your house are temporary workers hired just for that job, they are not "The Government" and when the censor taking is over they will go back to doing whatever it was they were doing before.

If you want to tell the government to go fuck off drive to Washington and go yell at the white house.

Sly · 04-06-2010, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

doesn't IRS have all the info they need? what am I missing?

maybe IRS doesn't have ALL the info, but if you combine the database from DMV, IRS, SSA and few other sources the end result gotta be 95% accurate...

I'm betting that there are laws separating the data between those various agencies. For example, I know that the IRS operates separately from other federal agencies and cannot freely share information. I have a retired IRS agent in the family and he has told stories of trying to bust criminals (career drug dealers/distributors) from an IRS standpoint, but never could because their paper work was squeaky clean... and they could not report these criminals to the FBI because it was against their charter.

goldfish · 04-06-2010, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

No one would have come to your door if you had simply mailed back the form.

That's not entirely true, here they are going door to door because there are so many vacation homes and they don't want duplicates.

Secondly, they didn't ask for my SSN, I would have denied to answer anyways, they asked for phone #, I declined to answer and they said that was fine, all I gave them was number in the household, race and relationship of those in the household.

I said you have 5 mins and your only getting required info, he was still required to ask for other info but I could decline to answer and did.

Bird · 04-06-2010, 10:56 PM

Tell him you have 50 illegal babies from Mexico living there.
No really just give him a number of residents and that's it. A better count gets better understanding on the tax budget.

smutnut · 04-07-2010, 10:54 AM

You people got me all worked up.

I actually filled out the form and mailed it in today. They ask for your name (no SSN and they want to know if you're black or white or etc.) That's about it.

Tom_PM · 04-07-2010, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Danielle

That was not a census worker knocking at your door. It most likely was a scam artist. The census workers don't start door knocking until May 1st.

Hugs,
Danielle

Thats what I thought too when I mentioned my local news saying door to door was not until after April.

dig420 · 04-07-2010, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

I just told the Census taker to go fuck himself. I think I've been in one location too long and I hate having people invade my space like that. I thought door to door shit was long past us.

Am I legally obligated to tell this guy shit. I told him to come back with the cops and an arrest warrant if he wants inside my place. Seriously, I piss on a few trees and I don't like people coming in that area. If you want me, call, email, etc. unless you're a piece of ass, close friend or someone special, just saying...

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Thank you! One less wingnut counted, a little less revenue for your wingnut neighborhood and school district. A little less representation for you in your local, state and federal government. I appreciate it!

smutnut · 04-07-2010, 01:59 PM

I told you I just sent it in today, in the mail, this morning and guess what. Our fucking Los Angeles Mayor is going to be shutting down non essential services LOL. What a laugh. Now I feel like as big a tool as you fucking assholes!

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smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	Hey, I just heard they are talking this census for a lockdown for an economic dark ages that is being predicted by the federal government. They want to know who you are and where you are and when! Just keep a heads up!

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MrWho Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: RU Posts: 185	Good thread title man. I had hard to laugh Perhaps you can hire somebdoy like this tough girl to open the door next time... http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I5ilaAnbS1...-h/JaneGun.jpg

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Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,291	I was all prepared to spend a good 10 minutes filling mine out. It literally took two minutes. However, last year I had somebody from the Census Bureau contact me and we had a 15 minute interview with all sorts of questions. I still have no idea what that was. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available. Wanted: CCBill pay sites for sale

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04-06-2010, 04:29 PM	#80
Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	stop being a jackass and just cooperate, the guy is only doing his job. the census is good and its a good thing to participate in it. the government divvys up seats in congress as well as tax dollars based on this. fuck man, grow up! your personal information is in worse hands then the census!

04-06-2010, 04:33 PM	#81
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	I'm so pissed that I didn't tell him I was cooking fava beans that I deserve any insult at this point!

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smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	I'm so ashamed of myself for not mentioning fava beans. I'll never live this down. I'm going to need a lot of support to get through this. Seriously, where are your friends when you need them? Last edited by smutnut; 04-06-2010 at 05:22 PM..

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Danielle Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: My Coffin Posts: 1,227	That was not a census worker knocking at your door. It most likely was a scam artist. The census workers don't start door knocking until May 1st. Hugs, Danielle

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04-07-2010, 10:54 AM	#97
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	You people got me all worked up. I actually filled out the form and mailed it in today. They ask for your name (no SSN and they want to know if you're black or white or etc.) That's about it.

04-07-2010, 01:59 PM	#100
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	I told you I just sent it in today, in the mail, this morning and guess what. Our fucking Los Angeles Mayor is going to be shutting down non essential services LOL. What a laugh. Now I feel like as big a tool as you fucking assholes!