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04-21-2010, 07:15 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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So i ordered a cleaning lady..to help as the wife comes home soon
as the title says...im not lazy...but i wanted a thorough job done before the wife and kid come home from Korea.
do you leave them alone in your house? ive already moved the jewelry to underneath my desk...my office in the house is a no go for everyone. she put on some skimpy shorts...lol she says she cleans in shorts anyway, i want to go out, but i dont like leaving people in the house |
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04-21-2010, 07:17 AM
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The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
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I would stay there if this is the first time you meet her
 Mr. Romance
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04-21-2010, 07:18 AM
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aliasx
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Don't leave, even if you lose something that isn't her fault you will wonder: Was it the cleaning lady.. .
Better safe than sorry.
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04-21-2010, 07:19 AM
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aliasx
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BTW: pics? =p
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04-21-2010, 07:20 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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yeah im stuck here i think...lol
it was an introduction from a friend...but...you are right...if anything goes missing ill be hating her...lol i havent even got milk here though...lol food might get the better of me |
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04-21-2010, 07:21 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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not bad..but shes like 45 or so |
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04-21-2010, 07:22 AM
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aliasx
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Never mind then.
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04-21-2010, 07:22 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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We never leave them along until we know them and even then its very rare. But finding good help is really hard. The lady we had, she was new just lost her job with us. Wife asked her to clean 1 of the upstairs bathrooms that is no normally used and to sweep the walk and driveway. We have a huge broom for it and its easy. She comes back 45 min later says shes done. Wife did not think to check, paid her and let her out the gate. Then realized she did not do either one. Fucking idiot. lady has like 4 part time jobs and this one would have been the best and easiest.
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04-21-2010, 07:37 AM
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I've never had a cleaning lady but my grandmother has always had one. When my grandfather passed away I went back to her house ahead of her w/ my boyfriend at the time to get shit started and found the cleaning lady sitting on the couch, feet up on the coffee table, watching TV and eating snacks from the house.
Now I know she wasn't stealing or anything, but you pay someone to do a job- do your job and GTFO. I know I was in a sensitive state and what she was doing was far from the worst she could have done, but it's always served as a contributing factor to why I never allow service workers to be alone in the house.
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04-21-2010, 07:57 AM
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DM at Performive.com
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04-21-2010, 08:06 AM
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working on my tan
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I'd bang her and let the wife come home to a dirty house.
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04-21-2010, 08:16 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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id rather have a clean house then no house...lol |
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04-21-2010, 08:18 AM
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04-21-2010, 08:21 AM
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If she's Mexican she's do a good job..
lol..
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04-21-2010, 08:24 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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hugely christian as well...lol |
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04-21-2010, 08:30 AM
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I used to get a team in.. they're expensive but you a get a pink truck with about 15 women turn up and completely do the house in about 2 hours. windows the lot.
that was when my mum and dad used to go away on holiday and the house would have a month of mental animal house style parties... Ah the days.. |
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04-21-2010, 08:38 AM
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04-21-2010, 08:44 AM
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I'd stay there since it's the first time
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04-21-2010, 08:50 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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yeah not going anywhere...but im starving
ill hit an all day breakfast right after she leaves...lol keep the place clean |
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04-21-2010, 08:51 AM
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04-21-2010, 09:14 AM
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I have a company arranging for my home cleaning, I get the same girl every time, Sabina. She's very reliable and I'm usually around to let her in but then I leave her with a key and she locks up after her and either Fedex the key back or keep it till we meet again. The company she works for has a key policy, if they lose the key or I get robbed while they have a key in their posetion, I get reimbursed via their insurance.
I like to know what people come and go in my home, but I don't need to be around watching over their shoulder the whole time.
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04-21-2010, 10:37 AM
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I would wait till she finish cleaning...
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04-21-2010, 10:59 AM
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Work Work Work
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You should monitor her with surveillance cams from the basement
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04-21-2010, 11:02 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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you will find shit missing after she's done
guaranteed |
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04-21-2010, 11:16 AM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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We sorted my grandmother out with a cleaner after she fell off a ladder cleaning a window.
She cleaned the whole house before the cleaner got there because she didn't want her to get the impression that she lived in a dirty house  |
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04-21-2010, 12:49 PM
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Hope she's alright but that's the funniest thing I read today.
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04-21-2010, 01:02 PM
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the first time my cleaning lady came over I left about $200 in cash lying around in the house out in the open- and left the house several times. It was my way of testing her! And the money was in the exact same spot. she basically moved everything in the room except the money!
she passed the test- i am totally comfortable leaving her alone ever since then. I think it's a good test!
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04-21-2010, 01:10 PM
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I usually have a couple stripper friends of mine clean my place.
They drink all my alcohol, and they never really "finish" cleaning but they do a good enough job, cook me dinner and are usually pretty close to naked. I have left both of them here alone for long periods of time and never had anything go missing, but they organize the shit out of everything and I can never find it. |
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04-21-2010, 01:10 PM
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Multiple people in the same house? Interesting idea.
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04-21-2010, 01:18 PM
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04-21-2010, 01:54 PM
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well, she actually always asks me for pornos when she is here- and I give them to her.
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04-21-2010, 02:04 PM
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I need some help around my place too...
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04-21-2010, 05:01 PM
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If she is still around, this is what ya do. Watch first minute
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04-22-2010, 10:24 AM
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04-22-2010, 10:34 AM
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Our cleaner is young and hot.
But she's a good friend of my wife. I wish she'd wear shorts....
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