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~Ray · 10-17-2010, 08:58 AM

I have a ton of rep points buring a whole in my pocket. Tell me a quick joke or a "tip of the day" and I'll rep you...

~Ray

SallyRand · 10-17-2010, 09:02 AM

Pretty please?

How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?

* How many can you afford?
* Three - one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Klen · 10-17-2010, 09:05 AM

A tip of a day?Here is one:to get better seo rankings,make a network of blog sites with relevant content as your main site,put each blog site on different c class,and then install backlinks

anexsia · 10-17-2010, 09:14 AM

me, I will love you long time.

~Ray · 10-17-2010, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

Pretty please?

How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?

* How many can you afford?
* Three - one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

A tip of a day?Here is one:to get better seo rankings,make a network of blog sites with relevant content as your main site,put each blog site on different c class,and then install backlinks

rep'd

thanks for the tips and chuckles.

~Ray

~Ray · 10-17-2010, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia

me, I will love you long time.

earn it fella , talk is cheap

quiet · 10-17-2010, 09:16 AM

quiet · 10-17-2010, 09:17 AM

oh, and, 'the world is a fine place, and worth fighting for'. e. hemingway.

dyna mo · 10-17-2010, 09:22 AM

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, Pal, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."

Black All Through · 10-17-2010, 09:22 AM

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

CyberHustler · 10-17-2010, 09:27 AM

Tip: When smoking out of a bong, don't let go of the carb hole until the smoke is so thick you can't see though the bong anymore. If you take ya finger off the carb with only a little slight fog in the bong then you're just smoking mostly air like a dork.

Ethersync · 10-17-2010, 09:29 AM

Tip: If you start a new pay card system don't post a list of prospective clients on your site claiming they are your real clients.

Emil · 10-17-2010, 09:32 AM

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Rankings · 10-17-2010, 09:32 AM

Tip of the day:

Create an question and answer page about your site/product and submit it to Bing ... then monitor your bing traffic to that page over the next 2 weeks

i think you will be surprised

~Ray · 10-17-2010, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NanoBot

Tip: When smoking out of a bong, don't let go of the carb hole until the smoke is so thick you can't see though the bong anymore. If you take ya finger off the carb with only a little slight fog in the bong then you're just smoking mostly air like a dork.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emil

Install this plugin in google chrome: https://chrome.google.com/extensions...pdijmiid?hl=en

Firefox:
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Quote:

Originally Posted by 2bet

Tip of the day:

Create an question and answer page about your site/product and submit it to Bing ... then monitor your bing traffic to that page over the next 2 weeks

i think you will be surprised

rep for ya'll

~Ray

Rankings · 10-17-2010, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Ray

rep for ya'll

~Ray

Gracious, favor returned after 98 more posts, lol

dyna mo · 10-17-2010, 10:50 AM

denied!!!

dyna mo · 10-17-2010, 10:50 AM

tip: y'all is spelled y'all.

~Ray · 10-17-2010, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, Pal, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."

It says I must wait to rep you again.

~Ray

Spunky · 10-17-2010, 10:58 AM

We are all whores on way or another

dyna mo · 10-17-2010, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Ray

It says I must wait to rep you again.

~Ray

that's trippy. thx though eh

ben roethlisberger is back this week.

that's a heads up/tip for the ladies.

Klen · 10-17-2010, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync

Tip: If you start a new pay card system don't post a list of prospective clients on your site claiming they are your real clients.

Good joke

romeo22 · 10-17-2010, 11:14 AM

Hit me up.i'll rep u back.

seeandsee · 10-17-2010, 11:21 AM

burn some on me, thanks

The Porn Nerd · 10-17-2010, 11:45 AM

Because I just love your toes....er, toe....

dyna mo · 10-17-2010, 11:48 AM

somebody repped meeee, thankeeeeee.

!!1

martinsc · 10-17-2010, 11:49 AM

gave you some rep love......

PornMD · 10-17-2010, 11:51 AM

Tip of the day - a lot of average people seeing .co assume it's a typo of the .com and go to the .com anyways. So .co is not as good as it's hyped up to be. Stick with com/net/org and you'll be fine.

You're welcome.

borked · 10-17-2010, 11:54 AM

"tip of the day"

When working with fucking heavy oak beams, keep your feet well clear.

ThumbLord · 10-17-2010, 01:09 PM

now borked, that is a good tip indeed.
here is another one:
when taking pictures of your dog in the park, concentrate not only on your dog but also where other doggies just pooped.

SallyRand · 10-17-2010, 01:34 PM

Thanks!

,,,

loreen · 10-17-2010, 01:34 PM

"I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod."

Spunky · 10-17-2010, 01:40 PM

Har har that joke was great

PXN · 10-17-2010, 01:41 PM

With all the epass alternative threads lately here's a tip of the day:

"Use check and wire whenever you can, if you insist of payment via card take them out asap and don't put all your money in one basket."

JustDaveXxx · 10-17-2010, 01:42 PM

Rep, rep, rep.

PXN · 10-17-2010, 01:42 PM

Another tip:

"Just agree with your girlfriend whatever she said, even when you know she's wrong".

borked · 10-17-2010, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThumbLord

now borked, that is a good tip indeed.
here is another one:
when taking pictures of your dog in the park, concentrate not only on your dog but also where other doggies just pooped.

that's too deep for me

Ethersync · 10-17-2010, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen

"I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod."

ha

GrouchyAdmin · 10-17-2010, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked

When working with fucking heavy oak beams, keep your feet well clear.

Addendum: If you're working with heavy shit, you should know by now about steel toed boots. Been wearing 'em since I did datacenter work over a decade ago; they've served me well.

I wish there was something similarly useful for working on HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE ARE EXPLOSIONS IN HERE (car maint.) that still allowed for dexterity and grip.

borked · 10-17-2010, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Addendum: If you're working with heavy shit, you should know by now about steel toed boots. Been wearing 'em since I did datacenter work over a decade ago; they've served me well.

I wish there was something similarly useful for working on HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE ARE EXPLOSIONS IN HERE (car maint.) that still allowed for dexterity and grip.

Yup, I was still in my pyjamas and slippers, so an addendum to your addendum - don't fuck around with heavy shit until coffee has been drunk and dressed accordingly. That "just let's see if all is ready for fixing in place before coffee" is written as strictly off limits for a reason.

As for your problem, the only reliable solution is "COVER YOUR FACE WITH YOUR HANDS AND TURN YOUR ARSE TO THE EXPLOSION" as a failsafe protection plan... your arse carries a large buffer zone to take the impact.

boneless · 10-17-2010, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Ray

talk is cheap

silence is gold...

Si · 10-17-2010, 02:56 PM

Here's a tip (helps me out quite often)

If you find yourself trying to do to much at once, or forget what you are doing while working online.

Close all windows and start again

You will 9 times out of 10 remember the main thing you were trying to do.

Not going to make you rich, but might save you some time

and time is priceless

EDIT / P.S. I just used my 8888 post up on that

~Ray · 10-17-2010, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martinsc

gave you some rep love......

returned!!

~Ray

~Ray · 10-17-2010, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked

"tip of the day"

When working with fucking heavy oak beams, keep your feet well clear.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThumbLord

now borked, that is a good tip indeed.
here is another one:
when taking pictures of your dog in the park, concentrate not only on your dog but also where other doggies just pooped.

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen

"I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si

Here's a tip (helps me out quite often)

If you find yourself trying to do to much at once, or forget what you are doing while working online.

Close all windows and start again

You will 9 times out of 10 remember the main thing you were trying to do.

Not going to make you rich, but might save you some time

and time is priceless

EDIT / P.S. I just used my 8888 post up on that

rep'd all.

thanks for the tips/joke

~Ray

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10-17-2010, 09:22 AM	#9
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