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#51 | |
So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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![]() For some reason I remember being in apts with young 30 ish ladies the most. I always liked the kinda stoney type who would say "come in" and not go open the door. So you walk into her living room. You know, you have to stay professional and go thru the motions but it is very intimate sometimes esp if she looks good. Mind you, you are like a robot as you have to go thru these motions, if you want your job so you cant really hit on her in any way. Plus we always have pies in the car. Ever know a Dominos guy not in a hurry. ![]() It was up to her. It isnt like in a Ron Jeremy porno where Jeremy can make that leap. lol In real life, in someones home, you have to always be cool but it can be erotic. Most people just want to eat. You don't get alot of come ons. If two girls maybe there is more talking. Lots of macho mano on mano stand offs.. not as many suddenly she grabs my crotch and says "stay for a piece.." ![]() Let me think. |
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#52 |
So Fucking Banned
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The whole thing in delivering for Dominos is you can't get held up. This is your enemy. So usually if you do hit a couple drunk honies who are all giggly and cant get the money together or one may be totally passed out the thought becomes getting the money together.
Because the reverse is the problem. People not having the money together, not knowing who ordered it, ect. The hardest thing is prob going into private parties where bikers or hard drinkers/stoners may be around. You can tell when guys are no nonsense so you want the money but you must be very polite cause the guy with all the tattoos and bulging biceps is swaying and the Jack is almost empty. So you had to learn to be very nice to all people. But sometimes things got out of hand. As I posted onetime a no-no was grabbing the hotbag. All was cool till then. If you grabbed the hotbag then basicly I could be an ass because I am just there to get the money. I was at least 6'3 fairly hard 255 back then. Lets say a couple guys grabbed it and I always got it back. Sometimes their 'zas would then be all jumbled. Take em back to store. The guy you worried about was not the drunk guy who was going to wrassle the hotbag but the guy of few words with buddies around. ![]() In reality you want the money and you are gone. Soon as the money was not going to come. I would head out. If they grabbed the bag. We would wrassle with the bag. I went out one guy's screen door and ripped the door off the hinges as the door wasnt opening. ![]() See the simple steps are: 1) Money 2) Pizza Another real problem non people related is falls and weather. I had a lot of nasty falls, dislocated elbow, banged up twisted knees. Lots of working and delivering in -15, going up wrickety old metal, outside the house, frozen stairwells to some rat living in an attic. Stories go on and on. Alright go and sin no more. Sounds like some good tippers in this bunch ![]() |
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#53 | |
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Tampa Bay, FL
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I do get fast food pizza occasionally though, employees always love dominos- WTF. I usually tip $3-$5. $5 is pretty standard, but if anything seems off about it the tip drops w/ the quality. Late, old & cold, or forgotten items, etc. Also look at what they charge you- if they already work in a delivery fee- I think Pappa Johns does that and maybe a few others, I cut the tip back to reflect it. So if the delivery charge is $2.50 I tip $2.50 |
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#54 |
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Join Date: May 2003
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I don't believe in tipping.
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Mainstream Businessman
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Location: San Diego
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Well NOW they're actually pretty good, especially for the price. Before their massive changes though, they totally blew ass. Like I didn't think it was possible to DISLIKE pizza but that was the case with them before.
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#56 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Australia
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Tipping isn't a big thing in AU, having said that on the rare occasions where we stoop to Pizza Hut or Dominos level I do give him a tip of a few bucks... recently I noticed Pizza Hut have raised their delivery fee from $3 to $8 ($USD2.70->$USD7) which is a pretty big jump... hope the delivery guy gets all that.
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usually 3 or 4 dollars
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#58 |
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Where the Wild Things Are
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#59 |
I’m still alive barley.
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Va
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I always give $5.00 unless they are late like over 45 mins then I take a $1.00 off per every 5 min over the time they tell me.
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Nobody delivers this far out of town.
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