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marketsmart · 05-25-2010, 01:38 PM

Two words....

Black People..

have you ever seen how absorbent afros are. do you remember jheri curls? man those things could hold a lot of oil.

my solution would be to fly, bus, drive, a few hundred thousand black people to the gulf coast and have them go swimming.

i think within a few days they could suck up most of the oil.

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Meeper · 05-25-2010, 01:40 PM

ProG · 05-25-2010, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

have them go swimming.

there's your problem right there

atom · 05-25-2010, 01:41 PM

your logic is flawless

MrBottomTooth · 05-25-2010, 01:43 PM

Just seen on the news they don't want / can't use all the hair that was donated from hairdressers / barbers.

Now they have thousands of pounds of hair sitting in bags with no use for it. Oops.

Scott McD · 05-25-2010, 01:49 PM

Send her:

marketsmart · 05-25-2010, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ProG

there's your problem right there

i already thought about this and although the best solution would be to give them swimming lessons, there's just no time..

all they need to do is dip their head in..

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marketsmart · 05-25-2010, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Send her:

i wonder how many poodles had to die for that....

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PornMD · 05-25-2010, 02:14 PM

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tranza · 05-25-2010, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Send her:

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LoveSandra · 05-25-2010, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Meeper

fatfoo · 05-25-2010, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Send her:

She is hot.

Deej · 05-25-2010, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

Besides when black people jump into water they instantly turn to seals..

funny gif

mozadek · 05-25-2010, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

Two words....

Black People..

have you ever seen how absorbent afros are. do you remember jheri curls? man those things could hold a lot of oil.

my solution would be to fly, bus, drive, a few hundred thousand black people to the gulf coast and have them go swimming.

i think within a few days they could suck up most of the oil.

.

You are wasting your time in adult, you should be a joke writer for Leno.

eroticsexxx · 05-25-2010, 11:30 PM

As a black man, I am gravely opposed to your recommendation. Especially as the aftereffects would look something like this:

There cannot and must not be a resurgence of dripping jheri curls amidst the black populace.

I'd be the first to protest.

ottopottomouse · 05-26-2010, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

It's weird but for some reason I like it

Davy · 05-26-2010, 04:17 AM

Chop some people into thin slices. Preferably use the BP top managers and throw in Obama, too. Then drop them off from an airplane.
Hey, at least it will cover the view on the oil.

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eroticsexxx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Nassau, Bahamas Posts: 3,133	As a black man, I am gravely opposed to your recommendation. Especially as the aftereffects would look something like this: There cannot and must not be a resurgence of dripping jheri curls amidst the black populace. I'd be the first to protest. __________________

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Davy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 4,323	Chop some people into thin slices. Preferably use the BP top managers and throw in Obama, too. Then drop them off from an airplane. Hey, at least it will cover the view on the oil. __________________ --- ICQ 14-76-98 <-- I don't use this at all