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fuck. too early. or late it seems.
Either way, if you are going into it playing to make money you're going to lose. you're going to get emotional and stray from your strategy. find what works for you and you'll do fine. |
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ok dude its nice to know the greatest player WHO HAS NEVER LOST AT BLACKJACK is on GFY. please go fuck yourself in a hole somewhere, you just proved my point about you ebook idiots. |
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While I rarely agree with anything you have ever said on GFY, I must concede these two.
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You need to know when to change tables, and cash out. Everyone in this thread, or regular at a casino has seen someone make a few grand in a sitting and lose it all. |
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Honestly, I usually play with around $50 bucks for an hour or so, cash out and leave. If I lose it all right away, oh well. But for the most part I will walk with $200-$300 and I'm a happy camper. It all balances out though. Last time I spent any sort of time in a casino I walked in with $900 bucks, and walked out 9 hours later with zero. I let emotion get to me and didn't walk away when I was at break even or even way, way far ahead and it cost me more than I've ever lost in a single visit. I decided then it was time for a break and I need to relearn and reevaluate my strategy and I'll probably start playing again in a month or so. |
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Here's a newsflash for you; the best counters on the planet and the best poker players on the planet have ALL had losing sessions. You really sound like some dumbass thats been to Vegas once and got lucky on a slot machine.
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Most hilarious statement I have read on here. Suggesting you would rather I lie to you. Have never met anyone like that before.
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Point being, they seem to follow a very specific regiment. |
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2. The best you can swing the odds in bj are under a 2% advantage. That does not equate to never having a losing session, not even close. Are you this stupid in real life or just on here? |
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Another idiot who watched 21, thought it was real and now confuses the rest of his life with fantasy.
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jerryb lets clarify in your years of blackjack you have NEVER lost?
how many years have you played? |
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1. What anyone else does at a table means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to your hand. It's basic math. Argue it all you want but its like arguing creationism vs evolution. One side has firm science behind it and one has gut opinion. 2. You claim you play basic strategy yet always stick on 6's no matter what the dealer shows?? Always hit soft 15? ![]() |
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I think he was 70 something. So a long time I would guess based on some of his assertions.
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I played for about 8-10 years off and on, but did not play everyday, when I was a musician in the Casinos. And then, I did not dedicate my life to playing BJ like Bill. Bill taught me what to do before I ever sat down at a table and he coached me in the next chair when I started. If you knew me personally you would know I am not lying. I have never lost in a BJ session ... and, THAT'S A FACT. Whether anyone believes it or not does not bother me one iota. I know the facts. I feel sorry for the people here that doubt it but such is life. They are the people that state and want you to believe: 1. Having my best month ever in porn sales. 2. My site is converting 1:46 3. My best year ever. etc etc etc etc I have no reason to lie and could care less if you buy the book. We sell around 80-90 of the books a month and have many testimonials from people who have thanked us for sharing Bill's method of playing BJ. Bill wanted me to publish the book to share his knowlege and break many of the stupid myths of playing BJ that people have stated in this thread. Bill and I are very very financially secure but are not going to GIVE the book and information away. Simple as that. Hope I didn't hurt any feeling on the board here and still consider you all friends. We just have a difference of opinions and facts. Peace ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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well not to mention you are completely full of shit anyway to say you have never lost in 8-10 years of playing. |
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Duhhhhh. I answered BOTH questions. Is your mathematics wrong here too?????
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Unless you have only played a few sessions what you're claiming is mathematically impossible. Even at a 2% advantage over the house (which is improbable, closer to 1%) means that if you flipped a coin 100 times you would win 52 out of 48 of those times. Its the same as saying you know people that are 300 years old.
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so you are 96-0 in blackjack. 1 more question: did you eat a bowl of shit for breakfast because you are full of it. |
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Just asking. Maybe I don't understand how other people playing like fucking idiots doesn't effect my hand. Yes, I claim basic strategy and I stay on 16s, after playing a LOT of hard 16 hands and it seems I ALWAYS bust no matter what. It's not an emotion it's just how it is. I always double soft 15. |
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If I thought it was worth my time I would challenge ANY of you to a blackjack game with you being the house. But, like the comedians on the Comedy Channel say.
You can't fix STUPID. |
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On that particular hand it effects the outcome, but odds are not determined by one hand, they are based on averages of thousands of hands. The next time with your scenario the dealer draws a completely different card.
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When I play on an automatic shuffler, I will stand on a hard 16. If I am playing at a SHOE then I will hit that same 16. This is also taking into account 4 decks versus 6. Where I will also play single deck differently to some degree. |
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Since you know everything, instead of telling everyone they're wrong why don't you explain WHY.
All you're doing is saying "Pay $35 for my book and you'll see what I'm saying." That'd be like someone asking for directions and then being asked to pay for them after being told how GREAT the directions are. Problem is, your book is probably like all the "Make your penis 5 feet longer and cum skittles and rainbows!" ads out there. Sounds awesome and the pictures look convincing, but are complete and utter garbage. |
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If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. I just want someone to post proof and correct me. I'm man enough I can admit when I'm totally fucking wrong but no one has given examples (to me at least) of how I'm wrong.
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What really funny to me is. I played maybe 50-100 times. During the time I knew Bill he played 1000's of times. He played for around 40 years. Yes, at first, and he will admit it, he lost and won back and forth. But as he honed his knowledge of the game and saw the stupid things people were doing he created a super method of playing. He was on the road but had a wife and 5 kids at home. Every week I was associated with him he mailed several 1000 dollars home to them for his retirement and their welfare. I personally never saw Bill leave a table a loser. And I watched him during 100's and 100's of sessions. He just never lost. That's why I had him teach me what to do, when to hit, when to stay, when to split, when to double, etc etc.
Nothing, and I mean absolutely NOTHING, any other player does affects how you play. It is solely YOU against the house whether there is 3 players or 7 players. Your hand is totally independent and has no relevance to other players hitting or not hitting. The deck, or shoe, is independent to each player. |
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of course the amount of people and where you are at the table matters. Yes, how they play effects you.
Betting methods dont effect different people the same. You cant judge methods. You can judge players. That answers your original post
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Yea, I know a guy too that everytime he put a quarter in a slot machine he won the jackpot.....everytime over a period of 50 years. Did I mention I'm selling his book showing his foolproof method for only $29.95? |
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No they dont and no you cant. You're flat out wrong. Its not an opinion, its not a theory. IT'S MATH! The only thing that affects the outcome of the game is how YOU play. If you play basic strategy the house has roughly a 2% edge. If you count cards it turns the egde to the player (1.5% roughly).
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Yes, but if they play correctly or incorrectly does not matter at all. You are affected equally regardless of the talent of the players on the table with you. Say, what? My method involves the use of forest spirits and gypsy tears and you have to buy my book to learn it! DON'T JUDGE ME! ![]() Agreed. |
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Yes, in your first example, it does affect your outcome. But player 1 just as easily could have pulled a 5 and then the dealer pulled the bust card. It's an avg over time. People just get emotional over the loss and remember the time player 1 took the bust card. They conveniently forget when the newb stayed on 15 against a dealer face and pulled a 6. Then the dealer turns over a 5 and the next card out is a face. The point is people playing like fucking idiots affects your outcome both positively and negatively. And basic strategy is not staying on 16's or always doubling soft 15's. By altering the math with these two scenarios your negatively affecting your % win chance. And ironically enough when you stay on 16 against a dealer face the player next to you thinks you're the fucking idiot and might be affecting their outcome (which you're not). |
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Everyone I've sat down with has just said "Play consistent and I won't get mad." Most people I've played with has said they don't hit hard 16's.
I didn't create the game, all I know is how I play and how I was taught to play. Frankly I look at the dealer a lot and in AZ they will give you a stupid look if you're making a stupid call, or they'll ask you if you're sure. Which is kind of funny but also can be helpful sometimes. |
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