Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 06-07-2010, 09:08 AM   #1
Marcus Aurelius
No Refunds Issued.
 
Marcus Aurelius's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 14,809
Sandra Bullock plants Madonna-style "Kiss Of Death" on Scarlett Johannson @ MTV Movie Awards

Quote:
Sandra Bullock returned in rare form as America's Sweetheart Sunday night, soaking up lots of love at the MTV Movie Awards and even stealing a public smooch from Scarlett Johansson.

Take that, Jesse James.

Wearing a black, sequined micromini with a slashed back, "The Blind Side" star received a standing ovation as she accepted the Generation Award - MTV's version of a lifetime achievement honor.

"Is that an award for old people who have extended their welcome and should make nice and leave so someone new can come in?" Bullock asked. "If Madonna can suck the life force out of Brittany, Scarlett looks pretty tastey, right?" she said to cheers.

Johansson, who helped present the award, appeared caught off guard when "Miss Congeniality" began to lightly massage the much younger actress' breasts then buried her tongue deep in Johannson's gaping maw in front of the raucous Critics' Choice Movie Awards crowd.

After accommodating Johansson, Bullock croaked, "Now that we have done that, you may as well go shave your head. Your career is officially finished."

Bullock's dreamy life took a turn for the bizarre in March when just days after winning the Academy Award for Best Actress, she discovered her husband, motorcycle mechanic Jesse James, had a few strange proclivities of his own, namely having sex with heavily tattooed white supremacists.

Backstage, MTV veterans quietly expressed concern for Bullock's vulnerable public image. "Jesse is looking less and less like the bad guy everyday. First the negro baby adoption, now publicly molesting girls half her age? She crazy," quipped turntablist DJ Jazzy Jeff.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20...xzz0qAuSHW Ag

Marcus Aurelius is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 09:10 AM   #2
dyna mo
The People's Post
 
dyna mo's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: invisible 7-11
Posts: 64,444
well, that's not exactly how it went down but sandra looked kick ass in that dress.
dyna mo is online now   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 09:11 AM   #3
Agent 488
Registered User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 22,511
i thought that was the onion.
Agent 488 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 09:13 AM   #4
Tom_PM
Porn Meister
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 16,443
"Take that, Jesse James".

Way to try to keep a story alive, hack.
__________________
43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.
Tom_PM is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 09:13 AM   #5
MaDalton
I am Amazing Content!
 
MaDalton's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 39,822


i don't see Scarlett showing much resistance
MaDalton is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 09:16 AM   #6
dyna mo
The People's Post
 
dyna mo's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: invisible 7-11
Posts: 64,444
it was scripted perfectly, i was wondering the whole time wtf scarlet was doing on stage. then it all made sense, well done.
dyna mo is online now   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 09:16 AM   #7
O MARINA
I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
 
O MARINA's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: internet
Posts: 13,789
She should have kissed Betty White instead
__________________
www.HookUP.Cash
O MARINA is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 09:18 AM   #8
Marcus Aurelius
No Refunds Issued.
 
Marcus Aurelius's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 14,809
Bullock must be fucking horny as shit lately for girls.
Marcus Aurelius is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 09:20 AM   #9
CaptainHowdy
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
CaptainHowdy's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
Posts: 93,202
Kinda sad if you ask me...
__________________
FLASH SALE INSANITY! deal with a 100% Trusted Seller
Buy Traffic Spots on a High-Quality Network

1 Year or Lifetime — That’s Right, Until the Internet Explodes!
CaptainHowdy is online now   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 10:06 AM   #10
Hardcore J
Hardcore 4 Life™
 
Hardcore J's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Everett, WA
Posts: 2,553
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA View Post
She should have kissed Betty White instead
I second that...

Now that would be something worth seeing!
Hardcore J is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 10:08 AM   #11
Agent 488
Registered User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 22,511
i guess jesse james kissed some mma fighter at a club later to get back at her.
Agent 488 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 10:25 AM   #12
seeandsee
Check SIG!
 
seeandsee's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Europe (Skype: gojkoas)
Posts: 50,945
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA View Post
She should have kissed Betty White instead
Is that "REYMOND MOTHER" on left?
__________________
BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year

Contact here
seeandsee is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 10:37 AM   #13
O MARINA
I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
 
O MARINA's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: internet
Posts: 13,789
Quote:
Originally Posted by seeandsee View Post
Is that "REYMOND MOTHER" on left?


it's ROSE from Golden Girls
__________________
www.HookUP.Cash
O MARINA is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 10:43 AM   #14
A-n-D-r-E-S
Confirmed User
 
A-n-D-r-E-S's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 3,949
Interesting story, thanks for sharing...
__________________
Adult Copywriters




Hire a writer to create original content for your website.
A-n-D-r-E-S is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 11:26 AM   #15
madawgz
8.8.8.8
 
madawgz's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Noordermarkt
Posts: 30,509
did it top the britney spears kiss?
__________________
TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.
madawgz is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 11:31 AM   #16
MaDalton
I am Amazing Content!
 
MaDalton's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 39,822
Quote:
Originally Posted by madawgz View Post
did it top the britney spears kiss?
nope, not at all
MaDalton is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 11:32 AM   #17
EllaBlack
Confirmed User
 
EllaBlack's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 531
I think there needs to be video links on this thread.
__________________
Ella Black
Protect Your Digital Assets
Senior Business Development - Degban, Ltd.
icq: 467849013 skype: TouchElla
EllaBlack is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 11:37 AM   #18
fatfoo
ICQ:649699063
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 27,763
Amazing - these performers have no stage fright.
__________________
Send me an email: [email protected]
fatfoo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 11:44 AM   #19
thickcash_amo
Confirmed User
 
thickcash_amo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 3,847
I think the britney/madonna kiss was waaayyy better, but good for her for making a statement!
__________________

- Skype: jim_3rdshiftvideo
Petite18.com, MeanMassage.com
TeasePOV.com, SeeMomSuck.com
TugPass Network - includes access to 9 Sites
Elite Webmasters Earn 70% Revshare!
thickcash_amo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 12:26 PM   #20
JP-pornshooter
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: westcoast usa
Posts: 4,007
wtf prime time middle aged actress tongue kissing at mainstream award shows..
the world has changed for sure..
__________________
"Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection." -- Author Unknown
JP-pornshooter is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 02:37 PM   #21
Cash
Click on my TCG signature
 
Cash's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 20,825
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yrRi4hDwA5M
__________________
$9.95/month for 15000 GB bandwidth monthly, unlimited (sub)domains and MySQL5, PHP4/5, 500 GB disk storage! ; use any of these invitation codes: 216263692101; 408636009193; 846090586647; my ICQ 30160426!
Cash is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 04:38 PM   #22
tiger
Confirmed User
 
tiger's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 6,986
Where can I find the boob rubbing version of the video.
__________________

tiger is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 04:44 PM   #23
Relentless
www.EngineFood.com
 
Relentless's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 5,697
No sex tape in the history of the world would ever sell better than a Sandra Bullock Vs. Betty White lesbian tryst with good lighting. Yes... you do know it's true.
__________________


Website Secure | Engine Food
ICQ# 266-942-896
Relentless is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 06:32 PM   #24
Jarmusch
 
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 12,464
Vids or it didn't happen.
Jarmusch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 07:45 PM   #25
Spunky
I need a beer
 
Spunky's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,928
Sometimes she feels like a nut,sometime she don't
__________________
Spunky is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.