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Ethersync · 06-08-2010, 01:41 PM

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Census records 157-year-old woman
Posted Mon Jun 7, 2010 10:23pm AEST

Estimates of the size and composition of Indonesia's booming population may remain just that despite an ongoing census, if the "discovery" of a 157-year-old woman is anything to go by.

Census officials have said they believe the woman's claims to have been born in 1853, when Giuseppe Verdi's La Traviata debuted in Venice, the Crimean War erupted and San Francisco got its first street signs at intersections.

"There's no authentic data to prove her age but judging from her statements and the age of her adopted daughter, who's now 108 years old, it's difficult to doubt it," statistics bureau official Jhonny Sardjono said Monday.

The only person verified to have lived past 120 years of age was Frenchwoman Jeanne Calment, who died in 1997 at the age of 122.

South Sumatran villager Turinah would be fully 35 years older than Calment when she died, according to officials. Even more incredible, she still works around the house and has smoked clove cigarettes all her life, Mr Sardjono said.

"Despite her age she still has an incredible memory, clear sight and has no hearing problems. She speaks Dutch quite fluently," he said.

Indonesia was a Dutch colony for hundreds of years until 1945.

He said Ms Turinah burnt all her identification documents to avoid being linked to an alleged communist coup in 1965.

Indonesia is the world's fourth most populous country with a population of around 240 million people. President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono has said the census results will be important for future governance.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2...07/2920850.htm

CyberHustler · 06-08-2010, 01:56 PM

I fucked her...

thickcash_amo · 06-08-2010, 01:57 PM

She looks pretty good for that age!

seeandsee · 06-08-2010, 01:58 PM

i have 75 yrs, shhhhhh dont tell anybody

Dugan · 06-08-2010, 02:00 PM

bullshit

Ethersync · 06-08-2010, 02:01 PM

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"Despite her age she still has an incredible memory, clear sight and has no hearing problems. She speaks Dutch quite fluently," he said.

Clear sight? Her eyes look like they are skinned over

DamnGoodRatio · 06-08-2010, 02:04 PM

She's so old she can't remember how old she is . . .

Konkan · 06-08-2010, 02:07 PM

she is transforming into male...

Scott McD · 06-08-2010, 02:09 PM

Susan Boyle ??

O MARINA · 06-08-2010, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dugan

bullshit

wow 157 !
"There's no authentic data to prove her age but judging from her statements and the age of her adopted daughter, who's now 108 years old, it's difficult to doubt it," statistics bureau official Jhonny Sardjono said Monday.

she is a cutie for 100+ don't you think?
Looks fade anyway

PurrrsianPussyKat · 06-08-2010, 02:27 PM

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Even more incredible, she still works around the house and has smoked clove cigarettes all her life, Mr Sardjono said.

So all the people who are 60+ who walk with a cane and do nothing but complain are truly just a bunch of whiners. I knew it.

tiger · 06-08-2010, 02:39 PM

Damn 157 is crazy!

BFT3K · 06-08-2010, 03:16 PM

I do not believe she is that old - no way!

brassmonkey · 06-08-2010, 03:22 PM

im masturbating

mikeyddddd · 06-08-2010, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

im masturbating

I have been for 157 years

DudeRick · 06-08-2010, 04:19 PM

I was expecting Helen Thomas...

CYF · 06-08-2010, 04:23 PM

no way would I want to live that long

DEA - banned for life · 06-08-2010, 04:26 PM

i wonder what her pussy smells like

GatorB · 06-08-2010, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ethersync

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2...07/2920850.htm

You're fucking retarded. That's Jeanne Calment who died in 1997 at the age of 122. which ot this day is the world record.

Spunky · 06-08-2010, 04:52 PM

Damn,I'll be lucky to see 60

TrashyContent · 06-08-2010, 05:00 PM

I was going to say she doesnt look indonisian !

Cyber Fucker · 06-08-2010, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DudeRick

I was expecting Helen Thomas...

EliteWebmaster · 06-08-2010, 08:19 PM

Oh damn, I knew I should not have clicked on this thread. It's one of those threads you know it's not going to be pretty but yet you still need to click on it.

That is downright scary. It's the scariest thing I've been in weeks

CunningStunt · 06-08-2010, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Damn,I'll be lucky to see 60

I was going to say I'm happy to have made 40. Anything else now is a plus.

brassmonkey · 06-08-2010, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

I was going to say I'm happy to have made 40. Anything else now is a plus.

borrowed time

NetHorse · 06-09-2010, 02:16 AM

157 my asshole...I think she is delusional.

PenisFace · 06-09-2010, 02:20 AM

If I make to 100 years old, you all have permission to throw me off a bridge. Even if I object. Because if I object, I am delusional and should be put out of my ancient misery.

Thanks in advance. (ill be too angry to thank you at the time).

mikke · 06-09-2010, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by NanoBot

I fucked her...

probably also your grandpa fucked her..

madawgz · 06-09-2010, 02:58 AM

hopefully by the time i am 60 we will have some medication to last till 200 or 300 years old

Catalyst · 06-09-2010, 03:28 AM

What is the "after market" on a 157 year old pussy?

Chosen · 06-09-2010, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by NanoBot

I fucked her...

Congrats

Scott McD · 06-09-2010, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

I was going to say I'm happy to have made 40. Anything else now is a plus.

I think my target is 50. So i have 21 years left to aim for.

I don't wanna live till 80 or whatever and have to rely on somone to help me. Fuck that shit. I wanna be long gone before then...

sperbonzo · 06-09-2010, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I think my target is 50. So i have 21 years left to aim for.

I don't wanna live till 80 or whatever and have to rely on somone to help me. Fuck that shit. I wanna be long gone before then...

Relax.... the way things are going, by the time you hit 80, if you take care of yourself and stay in shape, you will still be totally independant and functional.

.

stickyfingerz · 06-09-2010, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I think my target is 50. So i have 21 years left to aim for.

I don't wanna live till 80 or whatever and have to rely on somone to help me. Fuck that shit. I wanna be long gone before then...

Shit 80 isn't even that old. 50? Are you kidding? Ill still look 30 at 50 lol

CaptainHowdy · 06-09-2010, 07:09 AM

Alrighty then...

Raf1 · 06-09-2010, 07:42 AM

dude, that looks like Jeanne Calment to me...

raven1083 · 06-09-2010, 07:44 AM

don't want to live that long!!damn!!

Waiter · 06-09-2010, 07:44 AM

can we change the subject , please ... lol

Ethersync · 06-09-2010, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by raven1083

don't want to live that long!!damn!!

I would love to as long as my brain still worked and I was not in diapers.

Slappin Fish · 06-09-2010, 07:50 AM

Wrong pic, that is the 122 year old lady..

nikki99 · 06-09-2010, 10:54 AM

good or her , I want to reach 100 years

borked · 06-09-2010, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish

Wrong pic, that is the 122 year old lady..

Yup, the French woman, Jeanne Calment.

This made me chuckle:

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Calment became ill with influenza shortly before her 116th birthday.[14] She smoked until the age of 117, only five years before her death.[14][1] Calment smoked from the age of 21 (1896), though according to an unspecified source, Calment smoked no more than two cigarettes per day.[15] She ascribed her longevity and relatively youthful appearance for her age to olive oil, which she said she poured on all her food and rubbed onto her skin, as well as a diet of port wine, and ate nearly one kilo of chocolate every week.[10]

Ethersync · 06-09-2010, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by borked

Yup, the French woman, Jeanne Calment.

This made me chuckle:

Someone needs to get to Indonesia and get a photo of this 157 year-old. The blog I saw this on used the French woman's photo.

Martin · 06-09-2010, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

So all the people who are 60+ who walk with a cane and do nothing but complain are truly just a bunch of whiners. I knew it.

This made me lol.

smutnut · 06-09-2010, 12:43 PM

I'd fuck her

mattz · 06-09-2010, 12:58 PM

wow 157 years old, who would want to live that long

Ethersync · 06-09-2010, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Relax.... the way things are going, by the time you hit 80, if you take care of yourself and stay in shape, you will still be totally independant and functional.

...and with a cabinet full of prescription drugs

If I don't hit triple age digits I'll be pissed.

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