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Juicy D. Links · 06-27-2010, 04:16 PM

it looks like fang marks on my right ankle area... id post pics but its fucking ugly...

Anyways anybody have those machine that deter the mosquitos and pests???

I saw one in a magazine i was reading in the bathroom cant recall what it was..

JFK · 06-27-2010, 04:18 PM

gotta pee all over yourself before you go out, excellent repellant

Juicy D. Links · 06-27-2010, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

gotta pee all over yourself before you go out, excellent repellant

Agent 488 · 06-27-2010, 04:28 PM

Hi Everybody,
Just wanted to let yall know about a great way to keep the mosquitoes off while out in the yard. It's Listerine. Just spray it on your body the same way as if you were using "OFF". Not only does it work as well or even better than Deep Woods OFF, its safe & a whole lot cheaper! It has to be the "original" Listerine, NOT the mint flavor. You can use the Dollar Store brand ($2.00) or Walmart's Equate brand ($2.50) as long as it's the original flavor. I had been using Deep Woods OFF with 29% Deet & having to spray every few hours and was still getting bites. I know Deet is bad for you but other than dressing in long pants & shirt in 90 degree weather, I had no choice. I've tried about every tip & suggestion there is to keep them away but nothing has ever worked until "Listerine". I honestly didn't think it would work either, But I've been using & testing it for the past 3 weeks & it REALLY DOES WORK. And if it works for me, it should work for anyone because the mosquitoes LOVE me! At dusk while watering my flowers, I can hear the moquitoes swarming around me BUT NO BITES!!! And tonight my mother-in-law's legs were covered in black dots that were actually moquitoes. She sprayed with Listerine & they completely went away. So...she told me to spread the word!!!

Warren · 06-27-2010, 04:37 PM

Coconut butter, stop using it

Jarmusch · 06-27-2010, 04:57 PM

I heard eating lots of garlic helps. It also helps in repelling other members of the human species.

The Heron · 06-27-2010, 07:42 PM

All your cologne is probably attracting them...
Get something with DEET in it, preferrably 40% that'll keep em away

PurrrsianPussyKat · 06-27-2010, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

You can use the Dollar Store brand ($2.00)

But.. but.. everything in the dollar store is supposed to cost a dollar.

lol

Helix · 06-27-2010, 07:48 PM

You now are infected with West Nile..you are doomed.

MrBottomTooth · 06-27-2010, 07:56 PM

I live out in the country and a lot of people out here use these little propane traps that draw them in and kill them. You hook a BBQ tank up to them.

http://www.home-mosquito-control.com/

That, combined with some Deep Woods Off (with a shitload of carcinogenic Deet in it) works to keep them away.

Helix · 06-27-2010, 07:57 PM

a bucket of dry ice works as well

BFT3K · 06-27-2010, 08:43 PM

Aim a fan or two at yourself.

Little fuckers hate wind... no kidding!

BV · 06-27-2010, 08:53 PM

the best: http://www.basspro.com/webapp/wcs/st..._SearchResults

Spunky · 06-27-2010, 09:06 PM

Moose piss,I can send you a Litre

NaughtyVisions · 06-27-2010, 09:16 PM

I've heard Avon's Skin So Soft lotion works, but never tried it. Mosquitos have been horrible here, and with 5 dogs and a 9 year old son, I need to get rid of them. So I picked up some of the Cutter Bug Free yard spray that you hook up to your hose. Takes me about 15 minutes to cover the back yard with the stuff, and the mosquitos are gone for about 2 months. Then you have to re-spray it, but it's worth it.

http://www.amazon.com/Cutter-Bug-Fre.../dp/B000UNZAI4

Spunky · 06-27-2010, 09:20 PM

These work great.propane powered.seen them gather hundreds at a time
http://www.mosquitocentral.com/?gcli...FQyPgwod5x145w

Spunky · 06-27-2010, 09:22 PM

Small spaces for 150 bucks
http://www.mosquitocentral.com/InOut.htm

k0nr4d · 06-27-2010, 09:42 PM

I have this super expensive shit that is 97% DEET. It works really well (I live right by a lake) so i know exactly what works and what doesn't. I barely spray any of this shit on and they bite everyone else instead of me... Anything made by "OFF" doesn't hold a candle to this.

Any sort of bug zapper does NOT work at all. You can eventually lower the number of misquitos wiht that shit you spray on trees. Also get rid of any standing water as well.

You can also try vanilla oil. That apparently works really good, and smells quite nice.

Vjo · 06-27-2010, 10:29 PM

Cutters

is Edit: good. Cause around a lake, who knows, they can get nasty.

I believe it will do the job but you will have to put it on thick. Agreed anything by Off has always been junk.

Around here I keep that one item in the trunk for sure in the summer. Or you aint getting out of the car if you break down in the wrong spot.

That shit smells like fucken danger tho.. and I avoid using it. Had a kid in my neighborhood who got all f'd up using insect spray that had DEET in before they outlawed it.

Abbie · 06-27-2010, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

I heard eating lots of garlic helps. It also helps in repelling other members of the human species.

Yup, i actually have an allergy to mosquitos and my doctor recommended garlic pills from the nutrition store. They work GREAT (gotta give it a few days before it kicks in nicely).

Bird · 06-28-2010, 12:48 AM

Simple! Just don't use lotions and perfumes

raven1083 · 06-28-2010, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

gotta pee all over yourself before you go out, excellent repellant

nice one!!

pocketkangaroo · 06-28-2010, 01:54 AM

Male semen. The catch is that it can't be your own. Has to come from another male. The bigger and hairier the guy is the more potent their repellent is.

Best of luck, let us know how it goes.

quiet · 06-28-2010, 02:11 AM

citronella burners baby. if you are sitting out side on your patio or balcony, just light those fuckers up all around.

Shags · 06-28-2010, 02:11 AM

Get a bat; they can eat more than 1,000 mosquitoes an hour.

Juicy D. Links · 06-28-2010, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet

citronella burners baby. if you are sitting out side on your patio or balcony, just light those fuckers up all around.

Yeah I got those I light em up but somehow the fuckers got to me

Juicy D. Links · 06-28-2010, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

I've heard Avon's Skin So Soft lotion works, but never tried it. Mosquitos have been horrible here, and with 5 dogs and a 9 year old son, I need to get rid of them. So I picked up some of the Cutter Bug Free yard spray that you hook up to your hose. Takes me about 15 minutes to cover the back yard with the stuff, and the mosquitos are gone for about 2 months. Then you have to re-spray it, but it's worth it.

http://www.amazon.com/Cutter-Bug-Fre.../dp/B000UNZAI4

I might give that a try , did it have any negative effect on the lawn?

Juicy D. Links · 06-28-2010, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV

the best: http://www.basspro.com/webapp/wcs/st..._SearchResults

thats looking good

Antonio · 06-28-2010, 03:33 AM

When you are being approached by strange mosquito do not try to pet, do not make direct eye contact and do not talk, but at the same time make sure that you stand your ground ....

Antonio
The mosquito whisperer

eastwood · 06-28-2010, 03:41 AM

Deet, the high percentage one, use it, it works.

ottopottomouse · 06-28-2010, 04:58 AM

Marmite sandwiches.

Porn Grounds · 06-28-2010, 06:10 AM

dryer sheets

SmokeyTheBear · 06-28-2010, 10:36 AM

there's one method that ALWAYS works.

Bring someone like you everywhere.

Mosquito's love some people and hate others ( they hate me ). So if you bring someone that the mosquito's love, they will go after them instead of you.

Kinda like " how to outrun a bear "

You don't need to outrun a bear , you just need to outrun the other guy with you. TIP always bring a slow fat guy with you camping ( p.s. smear some lard on his backpack helps )

quiet · 06-28-2010, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

there's one method that ALWAYS works.

Bring someone like you everywhere.

Mosquito's love some people and hate others ( they hate me ). So if you bring someone that the mosquito's love, they will go after them instead of you.

Kinda like " how to outrun a bear "

You don't need to outrun a bear , you just need to outrun the other guy with you. TIP always bring a slow fat guy with you camping ( p.s. smear some lard on his backpack helps )

lmao 8ch

bronco67 · 06-28-2010, 11:45 AM

I tried that OFF clip on thing for my walks by the river with my dog.

Doesn't work.

http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&key...19c9op1ea b_e

Posted so you'll know what it looks like to avoid it.

pornguy · 06-28-2010, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K

Aim a fan or two at yourself.

Little fuckers hate wind... no kidding!

Not here. They just duck and Jive a little and still get you.

But we have the BIG Nasty ones.

danevans · 06-28-2010, 12:43 PM

http://download.cnet.com/Anti-Mosqui...html?tag=mncol

UniqueD · 06-28-2010, 12:47 PM

I'm getting ready to go camping in the Adirondacks this weekends, im looking a for a good solution as well, not only for mosquitos but also the deer flies.

ajapub · 06-28-2010, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

I heard eating lots of garlic helps. It also helps in repelling other members of the human species.

That helps, and so does avoiding eating sweet things (bananas, etc.) while you're out in the bush.

Tom_PM · 06-28-2010, 01:09 PM

Dang, a real excuse to eat tons of garlic? That sounds like the ticket!

mayabong · 06-28-2010, 01:13 PM

Eat A few cloves of garlic, works like a charm down in the swamps.

czarina · 06-28-2010, 01:17 PM

either use regular repelent, or drink lots of chamomile tea; once you start sweating it, they'll stay away from you.

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Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	Hi Everybody, Just wanted to let yall know about a great way to keep the mosquitoes off while out in the yard. It's Listerine. Just spray it on your body the same way as if you were using "OFF". Not only does it work as well or even better than Deep Woods OFF, its safe & a whole lot cheaper! It has to be the "original" Listerine, NOT the mint flavor. You can use the Dollar Store brand ($2.00) or Walmart's Equate brand ($2.50) as long as it's the original flavor. I had been using Deep Woods OFF with 29% Deet & having to spray every few hours and was still getting bites. I know Deet is bad for you but other than dressing in long pants & shirt in 90 degree weather, I had no choice. I've tried about every tip & suggestion there is to keep them away but nothing has ever worked until "Listerine". I honestly didn't think it would work either, But I've been using & testing it for the past 3 weeks & it REALLY DOES WORK. And if it works for me, it should work for anyone because the mosquitoes LOVE me! At dusk while watering my flowers, I can hear the moquitoes swarming around me BUT NO BITES!!! And tonight my mother-in-law's legs were covered in black dots that were actually moquitoes. She sprayed with Listerine & they completely went away. So...she told me to spread the word!!!

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NaughtyVisions Confirmed User Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 4,204	I've heard Avon's Skin So Soft lotion works, but never tried it. Mosquitos have been horrible here, and with 5 dogs and a 9 year old son, I need to get rid of them. So I picked up some of the Cutter Bug Free yard spray that you hook up to your hose. Takes me about 15 minutes to cover the back yard with the stuff, and the mosquitos are gone for about 2 months. Then you have to re-spray it, but it's worth it. http://www.amazon.com/Cutter-Bug-Fre.../dp/B000UNZAI4

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k0nr4d Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Poland Posts: 9,228	I have this super expensive shit that is 97% DEET. It works really well (I live right by a lake) so i know exactly what works and what doesn't. I barely spray any of this shit on and they bite everyone else instead of me... Anything made by "OFF" doesn't hold a candle to this. Any sort of bug zapper does NOT work at all. You can eventually lower the number of misquitos wiht that shit you spray on trees. Also get rid of any standing water as well. You can also try vanilla oil. That apparently works really good, and smells quite nice. __________________ Mechanical Bunny Media Mechbunny Tube Script \| Mechbunny Webcam Aggregator Script \| Custom Web Development

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Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	Cutters is Edit: good. Cause around a lake, who knows, they can get nasty. I believe it will do the job but you will have to put it on thick. Agreed anything by Off has always been junk. Around here I keep that one item in the trunk for sure in the summer. Or you aint getting out of the car if you break down in the wrong spot. That shit smells like fucken danger tho.. and I avoid using it. Had a kid in my neighborhood who got all f'd up using insect spray that had DEET in before they outlawed it. Last edited by Vjo; 06-27-2010 at 10:41 PM..

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