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Old 06-28-2010, 01:56 AM   #1
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1 million buckets of sperm a day

By my calculations, humans make 1 million buckets of sperm a day

LiveJasmin only generates about 1 thousand buckets of sperm a day

Lucky some business models are virtual
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Old 06-28-2010, 02:06 AM   #2
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Old 06-28-2010, 04:30 AM   #3
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So what?

Since we're in the sperm industry that's like an economist saying So What? about the Gross Domestic Product.
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Old 06-28-2010, 05:29 AM   #4
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We aren't in the manufacturing or storage of sperm business, it's merely a by-product. Like you wouldn't say that automakers are in the exhaust fume business...
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By my calculations, humans make 1 million buckets of sperm a day
You need to get out more.
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Old 06-28-2010, 05:55 AM   #6
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Old 06-28-2010, 06:07 AM   #7
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Old 06-28-2010, 03:22 PM   #8
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I came up with a different number. Please post your work.

Also are those imperial buckets or metric?
2 billion active males

2 to 5 mL average output

1 output every 2 days

2mL per day X 2 billion

= 4 million liters

8 liter bucket

= 1/2 million buckets per day ( * 10% to 1000% tolerance )
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Old 06-28-2010, 03:23 PM   #9
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We aren't in the manufacturing or storage of sperm business, it's merely a by-product. Like you wouldn't say that automakers are in the exhaust fume business...
That's like saying we're not in the pleasure business. The demographic is wankers and the objective is sexual release.
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Old 06-28-2010, 03:39 PM   #10
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Old 06-28-2010, 04:04 PM   #11
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By my calculations, humans make 1 million buckets of sperm a day
Just the fact that you made such calculations is quite disturbing.
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oh my hmm... I think I have found the way to eliminate the world hunger problem.
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Old 06-28-2010, 08:50 PM   #17
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I make premium man seed a few times a day.... but Mikey has me outclassed as far as volume .. he himself seems to account for 17.5% of the world's production....
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oh my hmm... I think I have found the way to eliminate the world hunger problem.
Couldn't hurt trying.. We're giving up hair for the oil spill.. If only Bill were President now.. I might even have some faith in politics then..


Fuck some carbon credit. We can call them cum credits..
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You really do have too much time on your hands cam_girls but I like how your mind works
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I don't believe livejasmin is responsible for as much as 0.1% of total sperm generated in the world
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its like CO2 its extra and it can be put to good use at the right spots
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Thousands of sperm and only 1 sperm makes it to the female egg to create a child.
It is interesting.
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1 output every 2 days
If jerking off counts( and it should )heck I'm outputting 4-6 times every 2 days. If jerking off doesn't count then I'll need a couple of old calanders to figure out when I last outputted.
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I don't handle the account suspensions. When you try to log in you will be given the [email protected] email address and that is who you need to contact.
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You should offer to your customers www.Performer5.com so you can get 5x more the volume out of them! Now that's something you could write home about!
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sperm calculation can vary, in Rome ther eis one place with 20x a day :D
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If jerking off counts( and it should )heck I'm outputting 4-6 times every 2 days. If jerking off doesn't count then I'll need a couple of old calanders to figure out when I last outputted.
I take it your sex life is lacking?

You should try one of those dating sites man
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