Useful Tool Series: Microwave Bacon Cooker - GoFuckYourself.com

cthulhu_waves · 07-01-2010, 07:15 AM

I know I'm not the only one who wish I can cook bacon without a frying pan and into the microwave. This contraption actually cooks lighter, leaner and healthier bacon - cooking racks allow fat to drip into exclusive deep base.

Would you buy it?

Raf1 · 07-01-2010, 07:28 AM

I wouldn't buy anything that was used to prepare any kind of meat in a microwave. From my experience it's never tasted remotely like it should.

brentbacardi · 07-01-2010, 07:29 AM

No

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bbobby86 · 07-01-2010, 07:32 AM

funny and useful....

ottopottomouse · 07-01-2010, 08:56 AM

It's just going to dry it out and make the only thing that can cure a vegetarian inedible.

Naechy · 07-01-2010, 09:57 AM

i think yes, only dry it out

riddler · 07-01-2010, 10:02 AM

its a microwave not a fucking dehydrator, microwave bacon tastes just fine, i been doing it for years just on a normal plate with some paper towels when i am in a rush

Calico Jack · 07-01-2010, 03:25 PM

Microwave bacon is surprisingly successful. As Riddler says above, just place it between some paper towel and cook to your level of satisfaction.

fatfoo · 07-01-2010, 03:32 PM

I think bacon is tastier with more fat and I like to eat the dripping fat, too.

PersianKitty · 07-01-2010, 03:39 PM

I bake bacon in the oven. Usually do a pound or so at a time because it will keep in the fridge for a while. I put a rack on a cookie sheet and lay the strips of bacon on the rack (allows the grease to drip down). Put it in a cold oven, turn to oven to 400 F, check it in 15 minutes. If it's not done to your liking, leave it in a bit longer.

Can also do it without the rack.. then when done remove it to paper towels to drain.

Vendzilla · 07-01-2010, 03:44 PM

cooking bacon is an art, has to be just right, crispy and loaded with it's own fat, anyother way, nope

07-01-2010, 07:15 AM	#1
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riddler Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: up in gang bang heaven Posts: 3,726	its a microwave not a fucking dehydrator, microwave bacon tastes just fine, i been doing it for years just on a normal plate with some paper towels when i am in a rush

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fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	I think bacon is tastier with more fat and I like to eat the dripping fat, too. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

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PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	I bake bacon in the oven. Usually do a pound or so at a time because it will keep in the fridge for a while. I put a rack on a cookie sheet and lay the strips of bacon on the rack (allows the grease to drip down). Put it in a cold oven, turn to oven to 400 F, check it in 15 minutes. If it's not done to your liking, leave it in a bit longer. Can also do it without the rack.. then when done remove it to paper towels to drain. __________________ Wondering what webmaster programs PK uses? Check them out here!

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Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,201	cooking bacon is an art, has to be just right, crispy and loaded with it's own fat, anyother way, nope __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that