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merchantanalyst · 07-06-2010, 04:30 PM

Good Afternoon,

I would like to tell you about something thing that is revolutionary for the merchant industry. We now offer the ability for your company to sign up with us as their own agent and earn 35 percent commission off of their own merchant expenses. We not only would provide the lowest rates already now with being able to earn your own commissions we beat all major companies by up to 35 percent. It would be a great opportunity for your company and I would appreciate the ability to show you how exactly you would save. My company merchantanalyst.com specializes in high risk accounts. We can handle millions of accounts at one time and would really appreciated the opportunity to show you how we can save you potentially thousands of dollars a year. All I would need is for your company to provide me with a previous months merchant statement and my company would then create a proposal for your company. This proposal would show you what you are currently paying and what you would be saving showing exact savings to the penny if you choose to switch to our services. I work directly with the second largest credit card processing company in the United States.

Thank You,

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merchant analyst
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Nysus · 07-06-2010, 04:33 PM

Leaked prison sex video?

DateDoc · 07-06-2010, 04:34 PM

25% of 90 days = 23 days.

Jman · 07-06-2010, 04:36 PM

Just like little wayne, once the cameras will be off her people will forget about poor Lindsay

Supz · 07-06-2010, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

Just like little wayne, once the cameras will be off her people will forget about poor Lindsay

Except Lil Wayne made 42 Million last year. Lindsay didn't. Wayne also has the 2 hottest artists on the charts right now under his label making huge money while he sits in Jail. Lindsay will be broke doing porn soon.

opflix · 07-06-2010, 05:02 PM

bump for a bitch on probation

fatfoo · 07-06-2010, 06:49 PM

I'm guessing that Lindsay Lohan will be going to an all-female jail. This topic interests me. Do you think the other female inmates will treat her nicely because she is a beautiful celebrity? She could make some friends. Seeing a celebrity in person is even better than watching a movie of the celebrity. She could reduce boredom in the jail. Could there be possibility of lesbian sex? There is probably a library in the jail so that she can read books. Someone has to document her jail time.

Bird · 07-06-2010, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Axeman

It's to bad 90 days doesn't mean 90 days served in jail. At least she also got 90 day in patient rehab.

90 day automatically results in 60 days, you get 1/3 off for good time right off the start to prevent over populating the jail. So basically it's 60 days, and if things are going well and there is no issues it could possibly even be 45 days.

Of course she will throw a tantrum and end up in the infirmary for meds, but im sure she gonna be in there for at least a month...

If she fucks up that 90 day rehab when she gets out, I'm sure she will go back in for the full 90 days with no special treatment and they ain't gonna play games after that.

Bird · 07-06-2010, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by merchantanalyst

Good Afternoon,

I would like to tell you about something thing that is revolutionary for the merchant industry. We now offer the ability for your company to sign up with us as their own agent and earn 35 percent commission off of their own merchant expenses. We not only would provide the lowest rates already now with being able to earn your own commissions we beat all major companies by up to 35 percent. It would be a great opportunity for your company and I would appreciate the ability to show you how exactly you would save. My company merchantanalyst.com specializes in high risk accounts. We can handle millions of accounts at one time and would really appreciated the opportunity to show you how we can save you potentially thousands of dollars a year. All I would need is for your company to provide me with a previous months merchant statement and my company would then create a proposal for your company. This proposal would show you what you are currently paying and what you would be saving showing exact savings to the penny if you choose to switch to our services. I work directly with the second largest credit card processing company in the United States.

Thank You,

Cash Viedt

merchant analyst
fax#866-539-4924

Good move douche bag......

NaughtyRob · 07-06-2010, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat

never heard about that pornstar

DateDoc · 07-06-2010, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bird

90 day automatically results in 60 days, you get 1/3 off for good time right off the start to prevent over populating the jail. So basically it's 60 days, and if things are going well and there is no issues it could possibly even be 45 days.

The LA County Sheriff was on TV and said because of overcrowding none violent female inmates are currently serving about 25% of the time they are given.

spacedog · 07-06-2010, 09:48 PM

I want to fuck her

LickMyBalls · 07-06-2010, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by merchantanalyst

Good Afternoon,

I would like to tell you about something thing that is revolutionary for the merchant industry. We now offer the ability for your company to sign up with us as their own agent and earn 35 percent commission off of their own merchant expenses. We not only would provide the lowest rates already now with being able to earn your own commissions we beat all major companies by up to 35 percent. It would be a great opportunity for your company and I would appreciate the ability to show you how exactly you would save. My company merchantanalyst.com specializes in high risk accounts. We can handle millions of accounts at one time and would really appreciated the opportunity to show you how we can save you potentially thousands of dollars a year. All I would need is for your company to provide me with a previous months merchant statement and my company would then create a proposal for your company. This proposal would show you what you are currently paying and what you would be saving showing exact savings to the penny if you choose to switch to our services. I work directly with the second largest credit card processing company in the United States.

Thank You,

Cash Viedt

merchant analyst

Please fuck off. Thx.

Chosen · 07-06-2010, 10:13 PM

merchantanalyst, GFY

DateDoc · 07-06-2010, 10:30 PM

Lets hope there is a sex tape someday. Just registered LiLoSexTape.com

Monique Niccole · 07-06-2010, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

Just like little wayne, once the cameras will be off her people will forget about poor Lindsay

Lil' Wayne made about 10 music videos before he went to jail...I think the least Lindsay could do is give us 1 sex tape.

We need something to remember her by.

ottopottomouse · 07-07-2010, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by merchantanalyst

Good Afternoon

Good Morning.

Now fuck off, twat.

EliteWebmaster · 07-07-2010, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

The female bailiff keeps inching closer to her. I think she's gonna spend a few hours in jail for sure.

The female bailiff is one scary guy...oh wait it's a girl. I feel sorry for Lindsay now

Nikki_Licks · 07-07-2010, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by merchantanalyst

Good Afternoon,

I would like to tell you about something thing that is revolutionary for the merchant industry. We now offer the ability for your company to sign up with us as their own agent and earn 35 percent commission off of their own merchant expenses. We not only would provide the lowest rates already now with being able to earn your own commissions we beat all major companies by up to 35 percent. It would be a great opportunity for your company and I would appreciate the ability to show you how exactly you would save. My company merchantanalyst.com specializes in high risk accounts. We can handle millions of accounts at one time and would really appreciated the opportunity to show you how we can save you potentially thousands of dollars a year. All I would need is for your company to provide me with a previous months merchant statement and my company would then create a proposal for your company. This proposal would show you what you are currently paying and what you would be saving showing exact savings to the penny if you choose to switch to our services. I work directly with the second largest credit card processing company in the United States.

Thank You,

Cash Viedt

merchant analyst
fax#866-539-4924

Good morning, now fuck off

ShellyCrash · 07-07-2010, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by merchantanalyst

Good Afternoon,

I would like to tell you about something thing that is revolutionary for the merchant industry.

cwd · 07-07-2010, 07:11 AM

think the judge will be happy when she sees lindsy had this on her middle finger....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_637469.html

07-06-2010, 04:30 PM	#51
merchantanalyst Registered User Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 18	be able to bond her out Good Afternoon, I would like to tell you about something thing that is revolutionary for the merchant industry. We now offer the ability for your company to sign up with us as their own agent and earn 35 percent commission off of their own merchant expenses. We not only would provide the lowest rates already now with being able to earn your own commissions we beat all major companies by up to 35 percent. It would be a great opportunity for your company and I would appreciate the ability to show you how exactly you would save. My company merchantanalyst.com specializes in high risk accounts. We can handle millions of accounts at one time and would really appreciated the opportunity to show you how we can save you potentially thousands of dollars a year. All I would need is for your company to provide me with a previous months merchant statement and my company would then create a proposal for your company. This proposal would show you what you are currently paying and what you would be saving showing exact savings to the penny if you choose to switch to our services. I work directly with the second largest credit card processing company in the United States. Thank You, Cash Viedt merchant analyst fax#866-539-4924

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