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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-15-2010, 02:06 PM

I think I set a personal best this morning...

Must have been the curry.

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CDSmith · 07-15-2010, 02:10 PM

What a wonderfully odd question.

Once I dropped one so big that it almost seemed alive. Had to slam the lid and flush it before it came after me I tell you.

There was no time to measure it.

Jarmusch · 07-15-2010, 02:25 PM

It never dawned on me to take the tape measure with me to the bathroom.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-15-2010, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

What a wonderfully odd question.

Once I dropped one so big that it almost seemed alive. Had to slam the lid and flush it before it came after me I tell you.

There was no time to measure it.

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

It never dawned on me to take the tape measure with me to the bathroom.

Desperate times call for desperate measures...

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stephane76 · 07-15-2010, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

What a wonderfully odd question.

Once I dropped one so big that it almost seemed alive. Had to slam the lid and flush it before it came after me I tell you.

There was no time to measure it.

CDSmith · 07-15-2010, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by stephane76

I kid you not it was one of the few times in my life that I wished I kept a gun in the house.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-15-2010, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I kid you not it was one of the few times in my life that I wished I kept a gun in the house.

And remember...

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CurrentlySober · 07-15-2010, 05:26 PM

I used to like poo

alias · 07-15-2010, 05:33 PM

CunningStunt · 07-15-2010, 05:34 PM

I did one once while travelling in France, must have been 2 feet long curled up. I'd been constipated for 5 days - it was in one of those toilets which you have to squat down to do the business - it kept coming out like a whippy icecream. It was so heavy that the flushes wouldn't move it to the hole. I had to push it down with a stick.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-15-2010, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

I did one once while travelling in France, must have been 2 feet long curled up. I'd been constipated for 5 days - it was in one of those toilets which you have to squat down to do the business - it kept coming out like a whippy icecream. It was so heavy that the flushes wouldn't move it to the hole. I had to push it down with a stick.

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alias · 07-15-2010, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

I did one once while travelling in France, must have been 2 feet long curled up. I'd been constipated for 5 days - it was in one of those toilets which you have to squat down to do the business - it kept coming out like a whippy icecream. It was so heavy that the flushes wouldn't move it to the hole. I had to push it down with a stick.

Spunky · 07-15-2010, 07:19 PM

I go by coils..a 3 coiler isn't uncommon after a good fiber filled breakfast

fatfoo · 07-15-2010, 07:44 PM

There is a lot of gravity to what you just wrote.

CDSmith · 07-15-2010, 08:11 PM

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That's your basic 4-coiler. Rare, but not unheard of.

Rumor has it that it took 2 full rolls of 3-ply asswipe for that guy to clean up after dropping that badboy. Also the park police apparently wrote him a $44 dollar ticket for crapping on their beach and refusing to clean it up. (poor shmuck didn't have a shovel)

That pic is now legendary.

LeRoy · 07-15-2010, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

What a wonderfully odd question.

Once I dropped one so big that it almost seemed alive. Had to slam the lid and flush it before it came after me I tell you.

There was no time to measure it.

Was it that big? Did it push you off the rim?

CDSmith · 07-15-2010, 08:27 PM

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Was it that big? Did it push you off the rim?

I don't know but I'm pretty sure it had a pulse.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-16-2010, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I don't know but I'm pretty sure it had a pulse.

Did you have a finger on the pulse?

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Jarmusch · 07-16-2010, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

I did one once while travelling in France, must have been 2 feet long curled up. I'd been constipated for 5 days - it was in one of those toilets which you have to squat down to do the business - it kept coming out like a whippy icecream. It was so heavy that the flushes wouldn't move it to the hole. I had to push it down with a stick.

Taking a dump sitting down is not natural. Our bodies were design to crap squatting down. No wonder squatting in France cured you of your constipation.

Many people have come up with ingenious solutions do their business squatting down on normal toilets. Examples:

CunningStunt · 07-16-2010, 03:46 AM

LOL Jarmusch, interesting. I'm strangely turned on by that woman squatting, not sure why.

LAJ · 07-16-2010, 08:46 AM

What a shitty thread.

Jarmusch · 07-16-2010, 12:54 PM

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LOL Jarmusch, interesting. I'm strangely turned on by that woman squatting, not sure why.

Don't laugh man. Crapping sitting on a toilet is said to be the leading cause of colon cancer. On countries where people crap in the squatting position, colon cancer is practically unheard of.

ottopottomouse · 07-16-2010, 01:12 PM

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On countries where people crap in the squatting position, colon cancer is practically unheard of.

Conclusion; colon cancer is caused by not going out dressed as a tent.

What sort of a wierdo measures their shit?

Vendzilla · 07-16-2010, 01:27 PM

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Don't laugh man. Crapping sitting on a toilet is said to be the leading cause of colon cancer. On countries where people crap in the squatting position, colon cancer is practically unheard of.

walked into a restaurant bathroom in Japan, there was a ditch basically to crap in, I held it till I got back to the boat

MrBottomTooth · 07-16-2010, 02:47 PM

One time I had a turd that was so long I had to flush the toilet so the suction could assist in pulling it out of me.

CDSmith · 07-16-2010, 03:36 PM

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What sort of a wierdo measures their shit?

Give birth to an award-winning trophy turd yourself and then you'll know.

Then you'll be one of us.

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