Amp's Top 10 Tips For Avoiding Police Taserings & Death - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

u-Bob · 07-22-2010, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej

I was all about them tasering her once to get her to calm down and get in the car...

A taser is a weapon an should only be used to defend against physical threats, not to punish people for not complying. Punishment is for the courts to decide, not the cops.

iseeyou · 07-22-2010, 08:01 AM

PR_Glen · 07-22-2010, 08:30 AM

I guess i'm the only one who thinks most of those are a pile of shit and bad advice...

of course don't provoke them, why would you anyway?

How about some new rules?

1. Don't look like and dress like an aging hippy. Cops deal with meth heads and junkies every day and they all look like this.

2. If your not in a motorcycle gang? don't dress like you are, you will get their attention and be an automatic mark.

3. Don't dress like a thugged out gangster. Again, cops are arresting people wearing this stuff more often then not so why wear the uniform?

Don't get me wrong, i am perfectly aware we have rights to dress and appear anyway we please, but my point is if you avoid dressing and appearing to be criminals they have less and probably no reason to come after you. (unless you provoke them, but i mentioned this) Why you think hitmen and serial killers are so hard to catch? They look and act like everyone else...

Would you dress up like a zebra in a jungle full of lions?

Amputate Your Head · 07-22-2010, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

I guess i'm the only one who thinks most of those are a pile of shit and bad advice...

of course don't provoke them, why would you anyway?

How about some new rules?

1. Don't look like and dress like an aging hippy. Cops deal with meth heads and junkies every day and they all look like this.

2. If your not in a motorcycle gang? don't dress like you are, you will get their attention and be an automatic mark.

3. Don't dress like a thugged out gangster. Again, cops are arresting people wearing this stuff more often then not so why wear the uniform?

Don't get me wrong, i am perfectly aware we have rights to dress and appear anyway we please, but my point is if you avoid dressing and appearing to be criminals they have less and probably no reason to come after you. (unless you provoke them, but i mentioned this) Why you think hitmen and serial killers are so hard to catch? They look and act like everyone else...

Would you dress up like a zebra in a jungle full of lions?

Those are good tactics to be applied to the "avoid the cops" strategy.

iseeyou · 07-22-2010, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen

How about some new rules?

1. Don't look like and dress like an aging hippy. Cops deal with meth heads and junkies every day and they all look like this.

2. If your not in a motorcycle gang? don't dress like you are, you will get their attention and be an automatic mark.

3. Don't dress like a thugged out gangster. Again, cops are arresting people wearing this stuff more often then not so why wear the uniform?

Would you dress up like a zebra in a jungle full of lions?

4. Don't dress or act like a nig ger or spic, especially in a white neighborhood.

Roald · 07-22-2010, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ProG

This woman and her baby were clearly too much for two male officers to handle.

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Originally Posted by Deej

wow...

I was all about them tasering her once to get her to calm down and get in the car...

But what he then did is BS... thats right there is a cop taking advantage of his position and losing his cop cool. She WAS resisting. but to throw her down like that... enough to knock her out... wow.

What a big tough guy... its not like she was "fighting" him either. Fuckin Loser!

Stupid bitch should have kept her big trailer trash mouth and cooperate, they should have crushed her skull American History X style for being this bad an example in front of her child

The Porn Nerd · 07-22-2010, 10:30 AM

The problem with your list Amp, as great as it is? The problem is that, if we all do what you advise, every American, then we ARE living in a Nazi Police State, and we all might as well have swastikas tattoed on our ass.

Great advice for individuals who don't want hassles, but spread that advice to a whole society and we're fucked.

Poindexterity · 07-22-2010, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by amputate your head

remember folks, regardless of what you have heard, you are not legally required to utter a single word to police. Not even your name.

this here

brentbacardi · 07-22-2010, 11:19 AM

I just got pulled over last night and got a ticket. When the cop put his lights on, I pulled over immediately, turned off the car, put on my four ways, put the keys, license, registration on the dash, rolled down the window and put my hands on the steering wheel and DIDNT FUCKING MOVE AT ALL.

So when he gets up to the window he knows I am not driving off anywhere, I dont need to reach in my dark car (its at night) into the glove compartment or into my pocket and the 4 ways show im not a drunk asshole and realize im pulled over on the damn highway.

He actually noticed I did all this and said "wow if only everyone i pulled over was as easy" and said it put him more at ease right away.... I STILL GOT A FUCKING TICKET, my registration was expired by just a few days or something that I didn't realize because there isnt a registration sticker on the windshield to remind you which they had in the last state i lived. My fault for not paying attention but jeez he could have let me go with a warning.

ottopottomouse · 07-22-2010, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by brentbacardi

I STILL GOT A FUCKING TICKET

haha haha ha

ha

fuzebox · 07-22-2010, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

In the US: no.
In most EU countries: yes.

In Costa Rica it's illegal to leave your house without country-issued photo ID (national ID card if you're a citizen, passport if you're not). Talk about police states and freedom.

Roald · 07-22-2010, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

In Costa Rica it's illegal to leave your house without country-issued photo ID (national ID card if you're a citizen, passport if you're not). Talk about police states and freedom.

same here..

Amputate Your Head · 07-22-2010, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

In Costa Rica it's illegal to leave your house without country-issued photo ID (national ID card if you're a citizen, passport if you're not). Talk about police states and freedom.

What do homeless people do?

Anthony · 07-22-2010, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy

so police just walk up to random citizens and tazer them for no reason?

07-22-2010, 08:30 AM	#53
PR_Glen Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 9,058	I guess i'm the only one who thinks most of those are a pile of shit and bad advice... of course don't provoke them, why would you anyway? How about some new rules? 1. Don't look like and dress like an aging hippy. Cops deal with meth heads and junkies every day and they all look like this. 2. If your not in a motorcycle gang? don't dress like you are, you will get their attention and be an automatic mark. 3. Don't dress like a thugged out gangster. Again, cops are arresting people wearing this stuff more often then not so why wear the uniform? Don't get me wrong, i am perfectly aware we have rights to dress and appear anyway we please, but my point is if you avoid dressing and appearing to be criminals they have less and probably no reason to come after you. (unless you provoke them, but i mentioned this) Why you think hitmen and serial killers are so hard to catch? They look and act like everyone else... Would you dress up like a zebra in a jungle full of lions? __________________ webmaster at pimproll dot com

07-22-2010, 10:30 AM	#57
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07-22-2010, 11:19 AM	#59
brentbacardi Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,425	I just got pulled over last night and got a ticket. When the cop put his lights on, I pulled over immediately, turned off the car, put on my four ways, put the keys, license, registration on the dash, rolled down the window and put my hands on the steering wheel and DIDNT FUCKING MOVE AT ALL. So when he gets up to the window he knows I am not driving off anywhere, I dont need to reach in my dark car (its at night) into the glove compartment or into my pocket and the 4 ways show im not a drunk asshole and realize im pulled over on the damn highway. He actually noticed I did all this and said "wow if only everyone i pulled over was as easy" and said it put him more at ease right away.... I STILL GOT A FUCKING TICKET, my registration was expired by just a few days or something that I didn't realize because there isnt a registration sticker on the windshield to remind you which they had in the last state i lived. My fault for not paying attention but jeez he could have let me go with a warning. __________________ Go Fuck Yourself!

07-22-2010, 08:01 AM	#52
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