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Old 08-03-2010, 08:12 AM   #1
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So You Need A PHP Programmer?!

Who is
- Highly skilled
- Reliable / Meets deadlines
- And possibly the best in the business?

Then you've found me!
I'm currently available to take on new projects, as i am really buzzing off PHP work at the minute.

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I currently charge $50 per hour. I pre-plan all my projects thoroughly and draw up storyboards and database structures before i even begin to code.

If you wish to try me out for an hour or two, then i will be glad to at just $35 per hour. I can provide you with full references from my past clients related specifically to my PHP work.

I have created many advanced PHP systems and Content Management Systems, All of which I can provide you access with upon request.

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Old 08-03-2010, 08:24 AM   #2
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God damn there are a lot of php programmers out there these days. Even my Grandma is coding her own CMS in PHP now.

If my Grandma were going to spam GFY, she'd at least put it in the right section. I wouldn't trust a "programmer" who couldn't figure out something as simple as where to put his post.
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Old 08-03-2010, 08:25 AM   #3
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Can you charge 5$ per hour :D
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:17 AM   #4
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Can you charge 5$ per hour :D
$5 hour I'll hire you full time lol
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:44 AM   #5
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Yes but I suck closing tags...
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:49 AM   #6
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good luck, if you like sweatshop gigs this is the place to be
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Old 08-03-2010, 10:42 AM   #7
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Can you charge 5$ per hour :D
Add a zero to that and we got a deal $50
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Old 08-03-2010, 04:23 PM   #8
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good luck, if you like sweatshop gigs this is the place to be
There are some good people out there paying my rate, we've been doing great work these past few months!
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Old 08-03-2010, 04:31 PM   #9
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There are some good people out there paying my rate, we've been doing great work these past few months!

Past few months? And you say you are the best?

I think I'll stick with my current programmers who have been doing great work for years.
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Old 08-03-2010, 05:16 PM   #10
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Add a zero to that and we got a deal $50
Unfortunately,i am blind to zeros
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Old 08-04-2010, 01:15 PM   #11
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Past few months? And you say you are the best?

I think I'll stick with my current programmers who have been doing great work for years.
the past few months the bulk of my work has been PHP ive been doing php for over 5 years
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Old 08-04-2010, 01:25 PM   #12
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the past few months the bulk of my work has been PHP ive been doing php for over 5 years
Can you do anything with SSO systems?
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Old 08-04-2010, 01:33 PM   #13
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Old 08-04-2010, 02:36 PM   #14
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Can you do anything with SSO systems?
Hit me up on ICQ
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Old 08-05-2010, 07:01 AM   #15
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Thanks for all the enquirys guys, got some small php works, ill be show casing soon!
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