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Porno Dan · 08-05-2010, 11:54 PM

The Perfect Date - Between my buddy Rick Shameless and the Immoral Productions concubine aka Jessie Andrews

5 47 pm LA Direct Models bring girls for a go-see to meet Porno Dan at the Immoral Productions studio

Bud from LA Direct asks, ?Do you like them?
Porno Dan, ?Of course, they all have blonde hair?
Rick asks them to do jumping jacks ? which they happily do

5 51 pm Jessie and Rick sitting on couch outside Porno Dan?s office

Jessie, ?I am getting bored? to Rick
Rick, ?Let?s shoot content now?, gets camera and they rendezvous in the bathroom

5 58 pm Jessie makes move

Jessie, ?Your penis is like a banana it points upward , it is hard to suck and look at the camera?
Rick, ?Get down lower, yeah, mmmmm, that?s it, oh yeah?

6 19 pm Jessie needs Visine

Jessie, ?You came in my eye, I hate you Rick?
Rick, ?Don?t move, let me take a picture?

6 27 pm Jessie is still not moving

Jessie, ?Can I please move?
Rick, ?No, I am trying to take a picture still?
Jessie, ?Beware, next time I am going to squirt in your eye?

Before

After

Porno Dan · 08-06-2010, 09:13 AM

This story is priceless - comment away

chronig · 08-06-2010, 09:16 AM

This forum is dead, no one cares... ~~ good luck

CaptainHowdy · 08-06-2010, 09:16 AM

So this basically means I never dated anyone...

Porno Dan · 08-06-2010, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

So this basically means I never dated anyone...

Bathroom dates are the best dates

cwd · 08-06-2010, 10:23 AM

I like her terry richardson thumbs up

Shameless · 08-06-2010, 10:46 AM

Shameless says "I like the romantic look in her eyes" lol this is like show and tell. Hey everyone come look what I did.

Porno Dan · 08-06-2010, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Shameless

Shameless says "I like the romantic look in her eyes" lol this is like show and tell. Hey everyone come look what I did.

It is show and tell

Chosen · 08-06-2010, 11:17 AM

Great story, haha

Porno Dan · 08-06-2010, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Chosen

Great story, haha

It's even better when you consider she drew the picture

Grapesoda · 08-06-2010, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

so you gotta use my photography? and where is the ATK watermark? WTF dude.....

Grapesoda · 08-06-2010, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

Bathroom dates are the best dates

not in my bathroom moron

Porno Dan · 08-06-2010, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Chosen

Great story, haha

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley

so you gotta use my photography? and where is the ATK watermark? WTF dude.....

Sorry about that. I thought this was one Shameless' photos from yesterday, your pic which is from a bathroom got mixed in with the others.

I just asked Jessie and said you sent it to her without a watermark.

Here is another from yesterday which I confirmed is from Shameless

The Ghost · 08-07-2010, 07:38 AM

Dan.. fix your sig. It goes to "hotigotrich.com" instead of "howigotrich.com"

A-n-D-r-E-S · 08-07-2010, 10:54 AM

Hehehe nice!

Porno Dan · 08-07-2010, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost

Dan.. fix your sig. It goes to "hotigotrich.com" instead of "howigotrich.com"

Thanks for pointing that out.

fatfoo · 08-07-2010, 02:30 PM

Hello Porno Dan,

I read your story. You say the cartoons are priceless. Maybe it's because they cannot be sold due to crappy quality. Anyway, it sure shows porn in a simple way. There are a few chronological events. 6:19pm - Visine is good for reducing redness in eyes. Pour water into eye from a clean water source.

Fatfoo

PlugRush Sascha · 08-07-2010, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley

so you gotta use my photography? and where is the ATK watermark? WTF dude.....

Hahaha, what a fuckup.

oksidans · 08-07-2010, 05:28 PM

HaHa i wonder, what wash her Make Up??

Helix · 08-07-2010, 05:41 PM

Is she dropping a steamer in that picture?

jackknoff · 08-07-2010, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Helix

Is she dropping a steamer in that picture?

dude, seeing a chick doing that makes my weiner flacid. There's nothing sexy about it

Spanx!
Jack

Porno Dan · 08-08-2010, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

Hello Porno Dan,

I read your story. You say the cartoons are priceless. Maybe it's because they cannot be sold due to crappy quality. Anyway, it sure shows porn in a simple way. There are a few chronological events. 6:19pm - Visine is good for reducing redness in eyes. Pour water into eye from a clean water source.

Fatfoo

I am thinking of adding a bunch her cartoons to her tour and on our one of our boxcovers she is in

SleazyDream · 08-08-2010, 01:34 AM

i love stories with a happy ending

BigDeanEvans · 08-08-2010, 01:39 AM

Fucking damn idiot.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost

Dan.. fix your sig. It goes to "hotigotrich.com" instead of "howigotrich.com"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helix

Is she dropping a steamer in that picture?

Moron.

Porno Dan · 08-08-2010, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

i love stories with a happy ending

A very happy ending!

Spunky · 08-08-2010, 09:38 PM

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