American gay flight attendant loses it - Grabbed beer, pulled the emergency chute and ran home to... - GoFuckYourself.com

Ethersync · 08-09-2010, 05:02 PM

...get some ass?

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Airline Steward at JFK Pulls Emergency Chute, Flies Coop

A flight attendant ran out of patience on a plane that just landed at JFK on Monday afternoon, so he allegedly cursed a blue streak over the p.a. system, grabbed some beers, pulled the emergency chute, slid down and ran from the plane, sources said.

Jet Blue employee Steven Slater was working on Flight 1052 from Pittsburgh to Kennedy Airport, which landed at around 12 p.m., when he got into a verbal altercation with a passenger, law-enforcement sources said.

Following a heated exchange, the flight attendant told off the entire plane on the public address system, activated an emergency chute near the back of the plane and jumped down the evacuation slide and ran for it.

The argument began when one of the 100 passengers on the flight, got up early to get her luggage from an overhead compartment, according to sources. Slater told the passenger to sit back down -- but, as he approached, the woman continued to pull her belongings down and struck him in the head with her bag, authorities said.

Slater asked for an apology but the woman cursed him out, saying in effect "go f--k yourself" and calling him a "mo-fo," according to law enforcement sources who are still sorting out the specifics. Then Slater got on the flight's announcement system and allegedly cursed out everyone on the plane -- especially the person who mouthed off to him, according to law enforcement sources.

When his tirade was through, he then took a some beers from the galley and pulled the emergency chute and slid off the Embraer 190 plane. According to police sources, he threw his luggage down first and said something to the effect of "there goes 28 years," before he took the plunge.

After getting down the slide, Slater took off into the terminal, law-enforcement sources said.

Slater was later arrested at his home in Belle Harbor, Queens by Port Authority officials. He was found by police in a sexual embrace with his partner, sources said.
The steward was "having a bad day," sources said.

He is being charged with 2nd-and 4th-degree criminal mischief, 1st- and 2nd-degree reckless endangerment and criminal trespass in the 3rd degree, according to a spokeswoman for Queens DA Richard Brown. Slater faces up to 7 years in prison if convicted.

No one was injured in the incident. JetBlue, in a statement, added, "At no time was the security or safety of our customers or crewmembers at risk."

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local...100286494.html

Riffhard · 08-09-2010, 05:42 PM

7 years? Lighten up folks.

dyna mo · 08-09-2010, 05:45 PM

good thing you emphasized his sexuality.

Ethersync · 08-09-2010, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

good thing you emphasized his sexuality.

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Swedish gay faces $1 million fine for driving 180 mph on Swiss highway

rogueteens · 08-09-2010, 06:19 PM

Having had the "pleasure" of a public service job in the past, i can fully understand his fustration. I don't think i could have lasted even half of his 28 years.

Grapesoda · 08-09-2010, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

good thing you emphasized his sexuality.

I'd rather get yelled by some creepy lady on a plane than butt fucked

dyna mo · 08-09-2010, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Ethersync

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Swedish gay faces $1 million fine for driving 180 mph on Swiss highway

doh, right over my head!

Amputate Your Head · 08-09-2010, 06:46 PM

They should have beaten him. Studies show perps respond to beatings quite well.

sortie · 08-09-2010, 07:47 PM

If he had shouted "Allah Akbar" as he slid down the shoot then he would be charged
as a terrorist and get life in Guantanamo Bay.

jigg · 08-09-2010, 08:59 PM

god
after flying cross country twice recently the amount of morons on the planes is astounding, no wonder he snapped

Doesn't help that Delta flight attendants are mostly old and bitchy either

ottopottomouse · 08-10-2010, 03:52 AM

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He is being charged with 2nd-and 4th-degree criminal mischief

Can't they come up with a description that doesn't sound silly?

The Heron · 08-10-2010, 06:14 AM

He should have beat the shit out of the bitch first, I fucking hate people on planes that can't follow simple rules. You can't get off any faster cuntbutcket

Sly · 08-10-2010, 06:18 AM

He is not the first person to be cussed out by a customer, will not be the last. He was improperly treated by the customer, no doubt, but you have to be able to handle those sort of situations if you want to be in customer service. He snapped.

Prison or jail time is overkill. Pay a fine, do some community service. Funny thing is he will probably walk away from this with an airline settlement, LOL.

gmr324 · 08-10-2010, 06:24 AM

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If he had shouted "Allah Akbar" as he slid down the shoot then he would be charged as a terrorist and get life in Guantanamo Bay.

You have to be careful with your wording these days when pulling a solo exit slide down the emergency chute

08-09-2010, 05:42 PM	#2
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rogueteens So fucking bland Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: England Posts: 8,005	Having had the "pleasure" of a public service job in the past, i can fully understand his fustration. I don't think i could have lasted even half of his 28 years. __________________ Free traffic and backlinks from one of the fastest growing adult pinsites on the net - SAUCY PICTURES! Easily my best performing webcam sponsor - CLICK HERE!!

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Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,296	He is not the first person to be cussed out by a customer, will not be the last. He was improperly treated by the customer, no doubt, but you have to be able to handle those sort of situations if you want to be in customer service. He snapped. Prison or jail time is overkill. Pay a fine, do some community service. Funny thing is he will probably walk away from this with an airline settlement, LOL. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available - just $50/mo Wanted: CCBill pay sites for sale

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 64,276	good thing you emphasized his sexuality.

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jigg Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,527	god after flying cross country twice recently the amount of morons on the planes is astounding, no wonder he snapped Doesn't help that Delta flight attendants are mostly old and bitchy either

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The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,487	He should have beat the shit out of the bitch first, I fucking hate people on planes that can't follow simple rules. You can't get off any faster cuntbutcket