My girlfriend rocks. - GoFuckYourself.com

kane · 08-14-2010, 05:19 PM

My girlfriend had never seen the movie Full Metal Jacket until we watched it together a few weeks ago. So last night I was going over to her place for dinner. She is part Thai so she has a lot of Asian features and a real exotic, hot look (I'm way out of my league with her). When I get to her house I walk in and she yells from the bedroom for me to have a seat, she will be right out. She starts up the music and comes strutting out in a tiny little skirt and tight top and re-enacts the scene where they are in Vietnam and hooker comes up and tells them, "Me so horny! Me love you long time!" She had the right song from the movie, looked the part and had the lines down pat.

I was impressed, laughing and turned on all at the same time.

Sorry no pics that I can share, she would kill me.

Here is the video from the movie for reference.

dyna mo · 08-14-2010, 05:26 PM

right on! you've come a long way since your rendevouz with that chick asking for money a while back.

kane · 08-14-2010, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

right on! you've come a long way since your rendevouz with that chick asking for money a while back.

That was such a strange and bizarre event. I guess one good thing came out of it. Whenever people start telling stories about odd wrong number phone calls they get it is pretty hard to beat mine.

Dvae · 08-14-2010, 06:22 PM

pics or it didn't happen!!

alias · 08-14-2010, 06:36 PM

Sounds like a keeper dude.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 08-14-2010, 07:21 PM

But did she sucky sucky?

lazycash · 08-14-2010, 07:28 PM

Wait a second, you have a girlfriend with all those hot chicks living just 70 miles from you?

AaronM · 08-14-2010, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

My girlfriend had never seen the movie Full Metal Jacket until we watched it together a few weeks ago. So last night I was going over to her place for dinner. She is part Thai so she has a lot of Asian features and a real exotic, hot look (I'm way out of my league with her). When I get to her house I walk in and she yells from the bedroom for me to have a seat, she will be right out. She starts up the music and comes strutting out in a tiny little skirt and tight top and re-enacts the scene where they are in Vietnam and hooker comes up and tells them, "Me so horny! Me love you long time!" She had the right song from the movie, looked the part and had the lines down pat.

I was impressed, laughing and turned on all at the same time.

Sorry no pics that I can share, she would kill me.

Here is the video from the movie for reference.

Strange.

She did they same thing for me but settled on my initial $5.00 counter offer.

kane · 08-14-2010, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Strange.

She did they same thing for me but settled on my initial $5.00 counter offer.

LOL I was wondering where that extra money she had came from. . . She told me she was putting in some "overtime".

kane · 08-14-2010, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Wait a second, you have a girlfriend with all those hot chicks living just 70 miles from you?

This was before I knew of this town full of hotties just 70 miles away. . . Once I make my pilgrimage there she will have to step up her game to keep me around

lazycash · 08-14-2010, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

That was such a strange and bizarre event. I guess one good thing came out of it. Whenever people start telling stories about odd wrong number phone calls they get it is pretty hard to beat mine.

Not sure I remember this, was this when you ended up going to lunch with a girl who accidentally called you and then she gave you a sob story and asked for money?

kane · 08-14-2010, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Not sure I remember this, was this when you ended up going to lunch with a girl who accidentally called you and then she gave you a sob story and asked for money?

yeah she called me by accident in the middle of the night. She had taken $400 from the till at the bar she worked at and gambled it away on video poker. She gave me a sob story and told me she was going to just pack her things and leave for a new city and start over. I eventually suggested she just come clean with her boss and throw herself at his mercy. He forgave her, let her keep her job and let her pay him back over time. She called back to thank me and offered to take me out to lunch to say thanks. I made a thread here about it and got a lot of opinions. Everything from people saying she'd rob and kill me to people telling me to bang her.

I ended up having lunch with her and it was no big deal. She was lonely woman who had a rough life and just wanted to say thanks. The entire thing was pretty surreal though.

Seth Manson · 08-14-2010, 08:38 PM

So did her boyfriend steal your camera afterwards?

dougeetx · 08-14-2010, 08:46 PM

Which begot the following video/song:

kane · 08-14-2010, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson

So did her boyfriend steal your camera afterwards?

LOL I actually asked her if a dude was going to come out of the bedroom and rob me. She had a good laugh at that.

Naechy · 08-15-2010, 02:43 AM

pics or it didn't happen

CaptainHowdy · 08-15-2010, 06:54 AM

That was a downer...

spazlabz · 08-15-2010, 08:31 AM

that is just too hot man! She sounds like a great girl and really open minded

Chosen · 08-15-2010, 09:08 AM

Well I'm glad for you

cosis · 08-15-2010, 12:36 PM

thread is useless without home video

Sharky · 08-15-2010, 01:29 PM

Damn, someone stole your camera too?

gmr324 · 08-15-2010, 02:01 PM

your girlfriend is a definite keeper. I agree that sharing the pics would be a deal killer for ya. smart move

Rochard · 08-15-2010, 05:28 PM

"What do I get for ten dollars?"
"Anything you want".

The last time my wife said "anything you want" she was sorry the following the morning!

CYF · 08-15-2010, 05:31 PM

sounds like a keeper

datatank · 08-15-2010, 05:38 PM

08-14-2010, 05:19 PM	#1
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	My girlfriend rocks. My girlfriend had never seen the movie Full Metal Jacket until we watched it together a few weeks ago. So last night I was going over to her place for dinner. She is part Thai so she has a lot of Asian features and a real exotic, hot look (I'm way out of my league with her). When I get to her house I walk in and she yells from the bedroom for me to have a seat, she will be right out. She starts up the music and comes strutting out in a tiny little skirt and tight top and re-enacts the scene where they are in Vietnam and hooker comes up and tells them, "Me so horny! Me love you long time!" She had the right song from the movie, looked the part and had the lines down pat. I was impressed, laughing and turned on all at the same time. Sorry no pics that I can share, she would kill me. Here is the video from the movie for reference. Last edited by kane; 08-14-2010 at 05:22 PM..

08-14-2010, 06:36 PM	#5
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	Sounds like a keeper dude. __________________ https://porncorporation.com

08-14-2010, 07:21 PM	#6
PurrrsianPussyKat Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Lost in the mountains Posts: 2,088	But did she sucky sucky? __________________ Need a reliable, reasonably priced php programmer? Hit me up! 2934409

08-14-2010, 07:28 PM	#7
lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,214	Wait a second, you have a girlfriend with all those hot chicks living just 70 miles from you? __________________ "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams.. Its crazy..." VenusBlogger

08-14-2010, 08:46 PM	#14
dougeetx Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 6,163	Which begot the following video/song: __________________ Coming Soon! A NEW revolution in black adult social networking!

08-14-2010, 05:26 PM	#2
dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,910	right on! you've come a long way since your rendevouz with that chick asking for money a while back.

08-14-2010, 06:22 PM	#4
Dvae Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: US Posts: 5,326	pics or it didn't happen!!

08-14-2010, 08:38 PM	#13
Seth Manson Please dont fuck animals Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,988	So did her boyfriend steal your camera afterwards?

08-15-2010, 02:43 AM	#16
Naechy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 6,497	pics or it didn't happen __________________ Adult SEO Labs * Buying Links * SEO 666-874

08-15-2010, 06:54 AM	#17
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 92,999	That was a downer... __________________ FLASH SALE INSANITY! deal with a 100% Trusted Seller Buy Traffic Spots on a High-Quality Network 1 Year or Lifetime — That’s Right, Until the Internet Explodes!

08-15-2010, 08:31 AM	#18
spazlabz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,548	that is just too hot man! She sounds like a great girl and really open minded

08-15-2010, 09:08 AM	#19
Chosen VIPPay.com \| AdultWebSponsors.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 63,151	Well I'm glad for you

08-15-2010, 12:36 PM	#20
cosis Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Beach Posts: 5,275	thread is useless without home video

08-15-2010, 01:29 PM	#21
Sharky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,938	Damn, someone stole your camera too? __________________ Sharky

08-15-2010, 02:01 PM	#22
gmr324 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,199	your girlfriend is a definite keeper. I agree that sharing the pics would be a deal killer for ya. smart move

08-15-2010, 05:28 PM	#23
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 72,852	"What do I get for ten dollars?" "Anything you want". The last time my wife said "anything you want" she was sorry the following the morning! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

08-15-2010, 05:31 PM	#24
CYF Coupon Guru Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 10,973	sounds like a keeper __________________ Webmaster Coupons Coupons and discounts for hosting, domains, SSL Certs, and more! AmeriNOC Coupons \| Certified Hosting Coupons \| Hosting Coupons \| Domain Name Coupons

08-15-2010, 05:38 PM	#25
datatank Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: My dog is blacker than Tupac Posts: 5,471